U.S citizenship

[Brayden Gutierrez]

Ok Sup Forums, I need help. I am sick of my country and the shitty people in itan the steady errosion of our freedom, dignity and culture under a big brother government. After a great deal of thought I have come to the decision that I wish to become a US citizen and want to ask you guys some questions:
1) what is the likelyhood of actually getting a US citizen ship if you are not a Syrian Trans-copter refugee
2) What would be the easiest way to aquire said citizenship.

Please pol, give me a modicum of hope
(Pic semi related, one of the reasons I want off this fucking rock)

[Tyler Adams]

is that a real quote?

[Ryan Lee]

Also, phonefag. So if the text is broken af my autocorrect is raping me in the nose with a cactus

[Jaxson Fisher]

that quote is actually by justin trudeau

[John Long]

it's from the internet so take it with a grain of salt. However, given his ties to Extreemist preachers I would not put it past him

[Zachary Jenkins]

Absolutely nonexistent.

Fuck off we're full.

[Jason Barnes]

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[Kayden Sanchez]

Just come here. Women will throw themselves at you because of your accent. Pick the tightest, marry her.

[Colton Perry]

#NoHymenNoDiamond

[Kayden King]

Is this actually a thing that happens or is it just a meme? Never really believed it thb