U.S citizenship

Ok Sup Forums, I need help. I am sick of my country and the shitty people in itan the steady errosion of our freedom, dignity and culture under a big brother government. After a great deal of thought I have come to the decision that I wish to become a US citizen and want to ask you guys some questions:
1) what is the likelyhood of actually getting a US citizen ship if you are not a Syrian Trans-copter refugee
2) What would be the easiest way to aquire said citizenship.

Please pol, give me a modicum of hope
(Pic semi related, one of the reasons I want off this fucking rock)

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is that a real quote?

Also, phonefag. So if the text is broken af my autocorrect is raping me in the nose with a cactus

that quote is actually by justin trudeau

it's from the internet so take it with a grain of salt. However, given his ties to Extreemist preachers I would not put it past him

Absolutely nonexistent.

Fuck off we're full.

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Just come here. Women will throw themselves at you because of your accent. Pick the tightest, marry her.

#NoHymenNoDiamond

Is this actually a thing that happens or is it just a meme? Never really believed it thb

I'd roll the dice and stay there to be honest.

If Trump loses and Brexit actually happens, then Britain will re-emerge as a new superpower while the US empire crumbles.

Wait until after the US election to make your decision.

You can get citizenship through marriage but someone will come to interview you to make sure you two are actually married and not just doing it for the citizenship.

A more serious answer for you: Enroll in college here.

Easiest
$500k investment into government specified investment.
Wait 5 years
Get a citizenship

Fair point
But to pose a counter argument: I live within spitting distance of Bradfordistan and with the recent introduction of BLM down south I seriously don't want Azziz and his bfd crew getting roudy whilst I am in the area. I'm in between a riot and a hard place

I did concider this, rather seriously in fact. The problem arises when I try to find a Collage that is not a liberal progressive hive of scum and villainy

Don't know how it is in bongistan but the cancer in our colleges are limited to the social sciences.
Enroll in a real science, avoid people outside of that branch, get your degree and get out.

Care to elaborate? What kind of thing would I have to pump my shekels in to?

wonderful news. Over here, higher education is semi-tolerable, not as cucked as some of your Colleges but it's going down hill fast.

It's true. My brother in law married his way in and he's not even a brit. Believe me, most people will be delighted to have a brit.

tfw be US citizen
tfw leave country after king niggers gets elected again
tfw get a cushy job in central america with more money, more benefits and even get paid 13 months a year (by law).
tfw dont even declare taxes because i move all assets to an annonymous offshore company.

why would you want US citizenship?

Wow, today I learned. Might have to apply for a tourist visa then. Just reading about Naturalisation and getting citizenship that way. Shits gonna be hard yo

The trick is finding somebody though. My sister went abroad and decided to marry in a shockingly short time, which fortunately worked out. It seems more typical for people to come here for graduate school, which provides the social environment and the amount of time to find somebody to settle down with.

>don't declare taxes
>panama
It checks out.

I want off too as soon as I can afford it

The UK is completely fucked, everyone should get out ASAP

Because I am 1/4 white, 3/4 bald eagle and Donald Trump is my spirit animal. Seriously though, I hate Europe and all that comes with it. The mutant sence of legislation that spews from the EU and the spineless, limp-wristed twats at the head of the country have taken their toll on my sense of national pride. I want to be somewhere I can start fresh and feel I belong.

>Bradfordistan
RUN MAN RUN
I've driven through it, it's a massive mussie dumping ground

It's the same

You don't know the half of it, I was picking up some beef cuts and saw this sandnigger straight pimpslap a cashier because she told his kid to stop steeling.
Fucking done man, utterly and totally

It's not just at the head of the country.

The British people are vile, cowardly, and will accept anything as long it still means being able to eat shitty food and consume shitty television. I would say at least 90% of British people are worthless garbage.

I've began to hate this country slowly everyday, the homogeneous streets, vial youth, and the litter everywhere rub it in even more.

I'll miss your countrysides and comfy summer evenings

You don't know the half of it. Was picking up some choice cuts of beef for a stew and saw a sandnigger slap a cashier for telling his kid to stop sterling.
I'm done with this country, 100%

and this kids, is why you Sup Forums on a PC and not a fucking IPhone

I know that feel. I used to be able to go out, light my BBQ and have mates round for some cider and shit. My neighbourhood is utter wank now and it hurts right in the soul

I have never been that social, I've never even been to a party. But reflecting at 20, I simply can't name anybody who I could ever seriously consider as mentally healthy.

It has clicked into place how many came from single mother households, or grew up in a typical, emotionally and logically dense Northern household.

And now at University, everyone I have ever known has or will have someone form of mental breakdown. This is not even to mention the rampant borderline alcoholics that operate here and with most at my age.

I attended debate club one day, they nearly all agreed with the notion that climate change is the world's biggest problem

I hope this country burns for what it fucking done to itself, the British people are a stubborn cancer

And back to reading the US immigration text. All eleventy quadrillion pages of it... Wish me luck lads

Then join me in my (collosaly autistic and doomed to fail) quest to become Amreican! We will leave this wretched place and ride eternal, shiny and chrome on the vast highways of the USA. Join me brother and by God we will be the best dam English Americans the world has ever seen!

I can't stand Americans

Aussie for me lad

Easiest:

Marry someone in the USA and move here.

Slightly harder:

uscis.gov/green-card/green-card-through-job/green-card-through-investment

Invest 500k-1M USD+ in something like building a public park, civic center for old people, or depending on the state something as simple as repairing a mined out hilltop in WV. (Just repairing some forest land, simple as that)

This is also the most american way to become an american, if you think about it.

Harder:

Get a job here and apply to become a permanent resident. It'll take awhile.

Best of luck to you then m80
If I ever make it, expect a postcard from a filthy Texan Britbong

The investment looks and sounds like a good idea. Rip my shekels, you went to a worthy cause

If you come to the US, come to Michigan! Theres quite a few small towns and cities here that aren't as liberal as the big 3 in the state (Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor, and Detroit). Also new England isn't a bad place to live either.

Michigan looks /comfy/ as fuk, can't help but think you are slightly biased though

The minimum cost is £381895.12
I'll have to wait a few years, but that might be possible. I already have the 12 pence so now it's just 381895 pounds to go.