Why did Tom Cruise wear a fake botty in Edge Of Tomorrow?

Why did Tom Cruise wear a fake botty in Edge Of Tomorrow?

>he thinks its fake

*prrt*

T H I C C

To protect his bony old ass when he falls on it.

So THAT'S why the mummy was so obsessed with him. Makes sense.

To appeal to a black audience

Tom...NO!

for the BRAAAAPPP audience

He doesn't let any of it get to him, the divorces, the custody battles, the couch jumping, the embarrassing interviews, the frowning upon of his connection to Scientology, not even the rare flops.
He wakes up to make movies and goes to bed thinking about sexy men and about making more movies the next day.

Isn't this Valkyrie?

looks like a photoshop

link to the clip or gtfo

STOP TOM

>hop on

>GET IT

Such a fucking strange scene

HOP ON
O
P

ON

he did the same in tropic thunder

It's just a weird angle, half a second later it looks normal

>Formerly Chuck's booty

>botty

yes

>ywn seed and feed tom's brapper

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting actor when every fuck drives one out of him. I think I would know Tom's fart anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a roomful of farting actors. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Tom will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

...

---->/lit/

Scientologist ploy to lure homosexuals away from Freemasonry and the Catholic Church.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

is this loss

stop trying to bump your shitty fucking thread

I wonder if someone else saw the original user trying to force a meme and that person is lending a hand, or if it's one dedicated shitposter.
This has happened a bunch lately, I've noticed. At least one thread dedicated to something totally innocuous and unfunny, but forced consistently.

>Stealing content from twitter