/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Weird shit and mommy milkies Edition

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Meanwhile:

SEASON 4 CONFIRMED

What are your honest predictions for the finale?
Obviously the whole Dopplecoop and BOB storyline would be over, maybe along with red room shenanigans, but I think Lynch is going to keep a loose end with Abomination/Mother still possessing Sarah while leaving possibility for digging deeper into the spirit world with pink room and other weirder shit introduced this season

DO YOU HAVE THE SEED?

KYLE MACLACHLAN WILL WIN AN EMMY NEXT YEAR OR SO HELP ME GOD

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>all these mitchum bros fanfics
please stop. i'm getting too hype. don't ruin the finale for us.

Either Cooper definitely wins with the power of being Lawful Good, or more lodge hell and cliffhanger ending

>those jugs
Still would.

This Sunday
Your body isn't ready

Andy saves the day.

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List of known spoilers
Russian ep descriptions, Kyle and Sheryl at Palmer house footage
What else desu?

Based Pole

Was looking at some deleted Twin Peaks scenes online, this one with Maddy and Leland would've been kino.

>Maddy's most notable deleted scene occurs in the episode 9 script, written by Harley Peyton. Since we don't see Leland and Maddy in the background of the other action in the diner, I suspect it was never shot. The scene is split in two sections, and the second is worth reprinting in full:

>Norma sets down the malteds.

>LELAND
>Thank you, Norma. Now, Maddy, a little piece of heaven.

>They try their malteds.

>MADDY
>Incredible!

>LELAND
>What did I tell you? Just another routine miracle of everyday life here in Twin Peaks.

>MADDY
>Uncle Leland, you're doing all the right things.

>LELAND
>What do you mean, dear?

>MADDY
>When Dad died two years ago, I thought I'd never get over it. Mom never has. It was focusing on the little things that got me through it. The "everyday miracles."

>LELAND
>Life is a miracle. Maddy, I want to say something to you, you don't have to answer, in fact you shouldn't. You should think about it first. Promise first.

>MADDY
>Okay.

>LELAND
>You've said you don't really have that much to go back to in Missoula. You've also said how much you like it here.

>MADDY
>It's true.

>LELAND
>What I want to say is: you don't have to go back. You can stay with Sarah and me if you like, get your own place, of course, but stay in town. We're family, too. We can make a family here.

>MADDY
>(touched)
>I don't know what to say.

>LELAND
>You shouldn't say anything until you eat that malted.

>She smiles. They dig in.

Andy literally always saves the day. He is the series' true MVP

OKAY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

Leave it to Andy

In case anyone hasn't seen it

Nadine and Jacoby fuck
Bobby remarries Shelly
It's about the bunnies.
30 minute Wally Brando speech
Log Lady in the red room saying "Death is a change, not an end."
Dick Tremayne cameo
Harry Truman cameo
Michael J. Anderson cameo
surprise actual David Bowie appearance
damn fine coffee scene

Not today, Goaz fucking shits.

It's a nice conversation but Leland immediately asking Maddy to move in with them after talking about her mom being unable to cope is kind of fucked up lel.

damn mandie looks like THAT?

was he actually serious about this or was it just something he said once and just forgot about it immediately?

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White lodge spirits Coop and Lora are ready to confront the MOTHER after defeating BOB and reuniting

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU VEDDERNIGGER COOP GOT HIS MIND BACK COOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACKCOOP GOT HIS MIND BACK

>Friendship with JANEY-E has ended, LAURA is my new best friend now

>Cooper goes back to Twin Peaks
>Red gets busted and killed by Bobby with help from Frank and the TPSD, and reunites with Shelley, effectively crippling the main drug problem and saving their daughter
>The Mitchums fall in love with Twin Peaks and Washington and go legit, buying Walter's 7 RR franchises with their millions, while keeping Norma's recipe
>Audrey turns out to be in New York and somehow confronts the billionaire or turns out to be the billionaire herself (retarded, but I can't think of anything else for Audrey's importance)
>James, Hawk, Jeffries, and Powerglove Bruv face off against Sarah and the Dugpas, protecting Naido/Judy
>Coop goes off on his own to deal with Bad Dale and meet Laura
>Jerry makes it home and vows never to smoke weed again

I'm expecting none of this to happen.

What's its endgame?

Kyle a cute

Did Booper rape him?

No, but it better co-star the Mitchums and be about their daily lives in their new home in Twin Peaks.

There's some guy saying you can see Sarah'face in that take, I really don't see it

>its

Jumping MAN is a HE you liberal genderless faggot, his dick is 12 inches longer than yours will EVER be

Can i get a quick rundown on MOTHER?

Kyle's a smartass. He may do it, but it'll be goofy. More likely he won't bother and was just kidding.
Or he'll get his funding from Georgia Coffee and bring about the Georgia Coffee Commercial Return

She's MOMMY tier now.

Gordon Cole makes a confesison - he actually raped his daughter

WE LIVE IN A DREAM

look at the date dummy

It's vaguely there at the beginning of the clip but her face does show up.

jumping over the moon

Still holding out hope for Georgia Coffee's triumphant return.

There was a fish in the percolator

Supposeddly the big bad evil spirit that gave birth to BOB during the nuclear test. Naido was afraid of it in the pink room. It escaped spirit world when the glass box broke, killed the lovers and later seemingly possessed Sarah Palmer.

A human face is being superimposed over it in every frame and it's very reminiscent of Zabriskie's.

It's going to go super meta

As in, Kyle Maclachlan and David Lynch will be characters

nothing wrong with that

nice dubs btw

stopped watching when madeline zima's character was killed off desu

Is there an online 80's title screen generator somewhere?

Oh I kinda see it

Speaking of Bouncing Boy, looks like he got really old.

This could mean that the Jumping Man is what's possessing Sarah. That thing in Sarah's head has shown characteristics of both Laura and the Experiment, but for all we really know it could be neither or even both. Right now I'm on board for the Experiment being Laura's Doppelganger, who we haven't seen just yet, especially considering Laura's soul was created in reaction to the Experiment, effectively meant to be her opposite.
Where Sarah and the Jumping Man come into play probably throws a wrench in that line of thinking, though.

Tricky shit.

what the fuck

Bouncing Boy > The Arm >>> MIKE > BOB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone else

He is. He was probably in his 40s at least when he first played the role. Black people don't really show their age until they're in their mid 60s.

why would mr. c want to kill gordon cole? cole seems to be absolutely incompetent

Post top tier TP qties.

Lynch tried to add Harry Goaz to the Sheryl rape gang, she's gotten strong over the years though and there were no hard feelings.

>Jumping Man was the fucking bug with the nose that crawled into a young Sarah Palmer's mouth

Is this the so called 'meme-magic', Frienlos?

He wanted Diane to die trying.

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that's so cute jesus
nah meme magic is reserved for real world shit, but i like your idea senpai

>Peggy Lipton
>wanting a white penis anywhere near her

>tfw didn't realise he was actually in the credits of the episode and it's the same actor as before
Damn.
I hope we get a good look at his new appearance in the finale.

Anybody know where I can download a pdf or epub of Lynch on Lynch?

>yfw this time you really will have to buy Mark Frost's Final Dossier to find out shit like what the frogmoth was

Mike is a stupid, inconsistent, badly written character and I dont know why anyone likes him

>Gordon was the boy in 1956 and figuring out the girl-bug-demon is his origin story
>One Punch Man KOs the Sarah Palmer tulpa
>Dale sacrifices himself to kill Dopplecoop while also bringing Laura back somehow
>We end with Gordon and Albert visiting the Dougie tulpa Dale created. Very bittersweet.

Would /tpg/ suck on young Catherine Martell's feet?

Go to photofunia dot com and search retro wave

What if the two Coopers CAN'T kill each other?

Maybe that's why Mr. C hired so many hitmen, and why the Fireman sent Freddie to Twin Peaks?

absofuckinglutely and i'm not even into feet son

Amazing how white Rashida turned out compared to her dad. The blackening might as well have backfired. Her kids'll be even whiter.

reminds me of one girl who curved me back in the day

u mad

>those torpedoes

> #
>Mike is a stupid, inconsistent, badly written character and I dont know why anyone likes him
Oh no! I can't tell if he's a good guy or a bad guy with crossaligning purposes! What a horrible character!!

damn, no wonder ben couldn't keep away from her (minus the small issue of the mill fire of course).

that story about how they were best friends on set is so CUTE

too bad she's retarded irl

>we still haven't seen either of these shots
ARE YOU READY?

That doesn't look white, that looks "mixed"

The absolute state of Vedderfags.

Her voice in seasons 1 and 2 made me diamonds desu.

>she will never command you to suck her toes

post it? never heard

what did he think at that moment?

A friendly reminder to everyone who is enjoying the series to check out my book, The Secret History of Twin Peaks, as well.

>she hates the porn industry so she's retarded
dumb neckbeard

The second one is from ep 3

Oh right, I guess I forgot.

some user posted about it last week, I believe Sheryl Lee talked about it in an interview

How do I book NIN, Vedder, and Chromatics for my dive bar in rural Washington state?

>assuming that's what i'm talking about
it isn't, but i see you're keen on the subject

HOW'S ANNIE?

It's not. MIKE is next to Coop

The sex trafficking money goes entirely to funding musical performances.

no

Can someone explain what the fuck that scene was all about?

Well stop being so vague faggot. She released two documentaries on the subject so why don't you clue the rest of us in as to what you were smugly mumbling about in the corner while you were drooling on yourself