Favorite joke?

Favorite joke?

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MOCK

samsonite! I was way off

the whole movie is gold, I can't think of a favorite joke.

Just watched a random clip and
>they got the monkees, they were a major influence on the Beatles
I need to rewatch, I know I missed a lot as a kid

Don't you go dying on me

you spilled the salt

The town is back THAT way

There are no jobs in this town, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week.

Can someone explain to me why the big gulp scene is funny

Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

MOCK
YEAH
ING
YEAH
BIRD
YEAH

KICK HIS ASS SEABASS

OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

nice set of hooters you got there

That John Denver is full of shit man
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YEAH

WE LANDED ON THE MOON

There's a joke? Huh.

According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches.

>I gotta... I gotta stop and go to the bathroom.
>>Just go man!
>>Oh, that's really warm.

tic tac sir?

is the joke that they arent really in the rocky mountains?

they were going the wrong direction

From what I heard those two guys weren't hired extras, they were literally just guys at a 7-11 Carrey randomly walked up and talked to, so the awkwardness there is even more crushing.

hey....

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Both
>Tell her I'm rich and, uh, I'm good-looking and, uh, I have a rapist wit!
>What if he shot you in the face?
are up there. Or the snowball fight scene when Harry just blasts her in the face from about 5 yards.

the end with the police outside.

ING

>PULLOVER!!!
>IT'S A CARDIGAN, SIR! BUT THANKS FOR NOTICING!!

>I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog

KILLER BOOTS, MAN!!!!

geez look at the butt on that

ya he must work out

I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

>"So where you headed off to??"
>"Aspen."
>"ooooo California!"

I don't know Lloyd the French are assholes.

youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA

he he

Senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose

>the magazine Lloyd was trying to get before he gets his wallet stuck inside the container is called "Rhoade Island Slut"
my fucking sides

CRIPES

>"No frivolous purchases."
>cut to: Lamborghini pulling up to the Stanley Hotel

>Oh look! Ice! *laaaah*

>"This is the last of our cash, Lloyd, just get the bare essentials."
>cut to: Lloyd with a bunch of toys and junk food/beverages

So is this just one of those perfect films, like Borat? Literal 10/10's.

this always gets me

out of place trash

...

yeah because jim carrey is perfect for the role. imagine how garbage this movie would be if someone like ben stiller was lloyd.

We got no food.
We got no jobs.
OUR PET HEADS ARE FALLING OFF.

How the hell do they know that I've got gas??

Borat gets too heavy and in general is kinda edgy but close

>"You know what? Here, take these extra pair of gloves. My hands are getting sweaty."
>"You had extra gloves this whole time?"
>"Yeah! We're in the rockies."
>"I'm gonna kill you!"
>*Harry strangles Lloyd*
>"Harry! Your hands are freezing!"

it's up there

I've got worms.

>"Harry! Your hands are freezing!"
this. always lose to this

the scene or you?

>those screams from Jim Carrey as he reacts to the cold hands
>"AGGGHHHH- EGGGHHHHHH..HARRRRYYY!!!"
kino

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Holy shit it was okay I guess.

I don't remember that joke.

Shut the fuck up.

The part when Harry nonchalantly proclaims that his bird's head fell off, as if that's a natural thing to happen.

Its better when she sees the boy in the tv and says "what kind of ppl does that"

One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat.

"Check please."

Possibly the best one liner in comedy movie history.

we got plenty of towels, thanks!

...

Literally me

>Swammi, sammi...
>Sampsonite... I was WAY off

Because Lloyd is autistic and tries to start a conversation but leads with a very dumb and obvious observation. When he realizes the other guys don't want to talk he just awkwardly says bye and leaves

Whats the song that plays when Harry and Lloyd fall out with eachother and he comes down towards him on the scooter? Been bugging me

>I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

YEAH

Never mind

this movie is shit, they both treat the woman as if she's some sort of prize the whole movie (a farelly bros. staple trope) and then when they realize she's married, they immediately lose interest in her and tell her to fuck off. fuck this shitty ass movie and fuck the farellys

Check out the soundtrack on YT or Spotify. I think it was included...?

It's got the most comfy happy-sad early 90s OST of all time

BIRD

the movie demonstrates pretty well why being a beta like lloyd and putting a single girl on a pedistal is very stupid.

Is this a real comment?

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The comedic timing in this movie is flawless

>A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Asssssssspen.

>Use these extra gloves, my hands are starting to get sweaty.

>Do you realize what you've DONE?!

that was apparently an adlib, fucking Carrey man.

also it wasn't awkward for him, it was just a normal interaction.

Is this your favorite of the Jim Carrey trifecta?

D&D > Ace > Mask

They're all kino.

Ace 2 >>> Ace 1
>that cliffhanger parody

They say that was an improv.

Then again they say that about every great line.

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>How was your day?
>Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.

>Favorite joke?
Donald Trump

inevitably

>>Sup Forums

Footlooooong, who's got the footlooooong?

LITERALLY /ourguy/

they were extras, but they were extras without any lines so they couldn't say anything

every. time.

>Mask
That movie fucking sucks. The Cable Guy is way better.

>and you know what really CHAPS MY ASS

Fred Stoller getting knocked the fuck out

>No, in the movie, they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat! Ha ha ha! It was a good one.

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