Hey user, I think killing people is hot, wanna Death Note and chill?

>Hey user, I think killing people is hot, wanna Death Note and chill?

My favourite part of the movie. Much better than anime Misa

Stop thinking/judging with your genitals.

This 3D > 2D always

Not an argument

Mia is hot af, would definitely smash.

Try not to cringe at the dialogues

What was his response?

He would kill him.

He would watch from the closet and beat off

No you fucking thot you ruined the movie gotdamnit

Light ruined the movie with his idiocy
It would've been kino if it was Mia that found the Death Note and Light wasn't in it

She was the best part of the movie, desu

this movie made me wanna have a psycho gf

shame im too ugly and autistic for any form of gf

Mia was too stupid to avoid getting caught.

I had one. Not fun.

Still miss her though.

Or if they followed through with the Mia mastermind plot, and she was the real Light, and Light was Mia.

If that makes sense.

fuck you for complaining about having had a gf

The grass is always greener on the other side, user. Don't be sad about not having a gf. Instead, stay single and make the most out of it.

>Waaahh I didn't get utterly fucked in a divorce for all my money
Are you clinically retarded?

>Light Yagami
>"Oh boy I better make sure I know this magical notebook inside and out. I'll read all the rules and then take time out to do experiments to test out any additional rules or loopholes. I should also be careful when using it to make sure that nobody sees me. I'll hide it inside this trap drawer and also put an inconspicuous alarm system on my door with a backup alibi in case I'm questioned"

>Light Turner
>"OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUPID RULES"
>*reads the Death Note in a gym full of Chads and Stacies*
>"Do you really want to know? Okay, I'll tell you"

yeah make the most out of this doing nothing being alone

i dont even get what you mean

you mean that american thing where when people get married the women can steal all the money?

and you call me clinically retarded?

Second one sounds more like what a real teenager would do, to be honest

>doing nothing being alone
Do something and don't be alone. Get a cool hobby that doesn't involve computers. Find new friends. Fuck women, figuratively or literally - either is good.

>just go get a gf user!

oh never thought of this thanks alot man


retard

Literally not what I said, you illiterate muppet. Although getting a gf really is easy once you start taking care of yourself.

I don't think a real teenager would be that dumb. Would you honestly not read all of the rules of this book which is incredibly powerful and useful? Would you read the death note in a public spot? The third one I can see because lust can hit you really hard in the moment, but the first two are just unrealistic.

Can someone post the webm of L running with the fucked neck?

A dumb one, maybe. Why would you tell anyone you've killed people with a murderbook?

So why didn't Mia just write that Light would give her the Deathnote instead of threaten him into giving her the Deathnote?
Why didn't she write Light's name on the piece of the book she tore out instead of just leaving it in the book so Light had ample time to burn it?
Why didn't Light just burn the page instead of having an uncharacteristic keikakku to burn the page later?

I think you mean, "Netflix and kill."

Why was Light so dumb? Seems like the only reason he used the note was to get laid. They should've left out Mia entirely and focused on Light vs L shenanigans.

Nah even the Light vs L shenanigans were lame. All they built up to was Light waiting on Watari for two days while L sat in a chair nervously

Speaking of which, are we really meant to believe that L had no way of contacting the most important person in his life if he wasnt around? Watari had a cell phone he was using to call Light with, why couldnt L call him?? Why did Light even think it was a good idea to talk directly to Watari using his private phone?

Yeah that was dumb as hell as well, but I headcanoned it as a burner phone or something.
If L had the resources of FBI and Interpol, or at least something like that, why didn't he trace Wataris cell phone?

And yeah the Light vs L stuff was lame, but my point was that they might have been good had they ditched Mia completely.

Is that Misa? They couldn't at least keep her blonde?

Let's dance.

why would a teenager hide his porn mags in the bathroom hand towel closet, never realizing that his mom would eventually find them there?

teenagers are fucking retarded

What a qt patootie

Just bought this kino on torrents, how much am I gonna cringe?

On a scale from 1 to 5, it's gonna be a six.

I thought it looked nice, but the writing was pretty shit. You probably won't cringe unless you're a fan of the source material, but I guarantee you'll laugh at a bunch on the unintentionally comedic parts.

Thanks for heads-up, anons!

it's surprisingly very uncringy. L smashing his police car into everything was hilarous.

i thought it was entertaining if a bit ridiculous, not familiar with the source material, but catching a guy who kills people writing in a book is fucking ridiculous

is that what white people call dancing?

That sounds awfully specific. Are you sure you're not just projecting your own stupidity on others?

Weeb damage control reaching peak levels of autism

requesting autistic L running webm.

>watching the Death Note anime makes you a weeb

The anime is enjoyed by weebs and Chads alike. The Netflix version is just shit.

This is the only thing they did better desu. Everything else was much worse.

DAMAGE CONTROL

It is but the point of the story is it went in to the hands of someone who could really put it's power to use. This would have been an ok side story.

I liked Willam Dafoe Ryuk, even though they barely showed him.

Only redeeming point of the movie for me.

Make me faggot

XD

>see each other for less than 8 months
>take pictures together and frame them

>implying it wasn't showing women as the true succubus as they are

pleb. The movie is kino

how is that implausible for dumb high school kids

Stop making excuses. Nobody does this shit. Especially not high school kids who get new relationships every month.

i think you're overestimating high school kids

who hurt you? lol

>tfw you'll never be a dumb highschool kid again

I mean, no offense, but are you like 40 or something? As a 19 year old, teenagers do this shit all the time, my friend.

Light isn't meant to be a dumb teenager though, he's meant to be a genius

>screencapping their own post
bad form

Don't you have a facebook status to update you fucking Normalfag

Oh gooooooood I was dieing in this scene hahagahah

...

PLEASE

What exact argument would dissuade you of your beliefs?

fuck she's cute. just watched that with Bowie's let's dance in the background desu

>Although getting a gf is easy

Not if you're ugly.

hnng what a qt

>hey user I heard you like emma roberts!
>yeah I do...
>haha cool because everyone says I look like her!
>r-right

I tried asking this a couple days ago and didn't get an answer, maybe somebody with more knowledge of the death note universe can answer....

What was the point of L and the police even trying to find Kira? L's suspicion of how Kira was doing murders was "remote viewing/psychic abilities".

How can he even be arrested for that? How would that hold up in court? It would just make L look like an actual insane person if he accused Light of that in court.

Light should have just told L, "yeah, sure. why not? it's me. You can't do anything about it at all. K bye" Roll credits

>a roastie cigar smoking brunette whore
>better than Misa
kys

Cute.

If you've seen any of the directors movies before you're supposed to cringe laugh at shit like this.

In the manga the endgame was to prove beyond a doubt that x person is Kira, then detain/execute them in private

I guess that makes sense then. Shows how evil they are since Kira was making the world a better place, and the people who are supposed to be keeping the world safe are so bad that they'd illegally detain and execute him.

Not a cop hater, but goddamn the police and L are evil as fuck

Yes, in the manga their initial reaction is quite morally irrational. However, once Kira kills 12 FBI agents (the weakest written part of the story IMO) they resolve to finding him and punishing him

>I don't think a real teenager would be that dumb
As a recent graduate, you severely underestimate the stupidity of teenagers.

Then not just initially. Constantly morally irrational. Morally, Kira would be in the right killing the FBI agents if they were being evil trying to make the world evil again though.

If there was a single episode of this actually worth watching for some reason (fanservice, humor, really anything to make it less irredeemable), which would those of you unfortunate enough to have seen it pick?

it's a movie user, and definitely worth a watch because they crammed so much shit into it that they have to hit every plot point at breakneck speed. It's cringey but aesthetic and the girl is cute.

He'd go back to his cuck shed.

I thought Netflix only made series? Are they trying to pretend they can make kinoflix now?

Yeah, I've always found it hard to sympathise with the "good guy" cops who oppose the vigilantes. It seems bizarre that the police would be sad about gangsters and murderers dying and turning themselves in

Pure kino.
Can't wait for the sequel.

Because Mia is Misa and Misa is fucking retarded.

Why did they rename her to Mia? What kinda name is that?

Just because Misa isn't a "strong woman" doesn't mean she isn't a great character.

Mia is a common name in America, weeb.

I'm American and have never heard it outside of this and that brown porn star

They've been making films for a while now. It's honestly cheaper to produce then full-fledged series to be fair

It's an "ethnic" porn name.
Which is okay given Misa was just a dumb half-step-from-pornstar in the manga.

Maybe if you left your house you'd meet people named Mia.

is she doing the beckii cruel thing?

I'm from New Zealand and lots of girls named Mia here. They're usually cute as fuck too.

>manga misa
>loyal, trustworthy woman who would do anything for L. perfect wife
>movie "mia"
>evil treacherous whore who only cares about herself and who manipulates men