Who would win in a war between red and blue?

Who would win in a war between red and blue?

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damn i’m behind enemy lines

I see you're in good company
On a serious note, bigger and nice ass + small tits and regular nice ass + big tits are equally great combos.

>tfw prefering asses to boobs is literally Africa-tier taste
Boobs masterrace reporting in

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Blue. Whites always win.

Why are all the red countries shitholes?

The men are too high test

Whitetina

can I defect to the bunda axis

>argentina is white

>all the nigger countries like muh thick butt whereas actual civilisations see the fertility in plump breasts

Leave Argentina to us!

Based Iceland.

I see North Korea is part of the master race

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red because we're high test. powerful african genes

>Mongolia
Based Temujin.

Friendship with Canada and South Korea ended
Now Iceland and North Korea are my best friends

>iceland
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>blue
i've been betrayed by my own countrymen

Come home assman

please send arms so i could kill the filthy subhumans in my way to the homeland

red will throw their shit from their horrible women's big butts to us, like monkeys that they are.
It will be a hard war

Wtf? I hate butts now!

Alpha men cant get along. Only servile men can build societies, because they must allow other to rule.

>America was the driving force of the B.U.T.T. alliance and won for the first part of the war
>eventually B.O.O.B. wore the weaker nations down removing the buffer America had
>Africa was the first to go, then the Middle East, then South America
>Canada did fall to B.U.T.T.
>Now the ones who like butts are /cum/
>As Russia and England storm Canada and Mexico, Americans realize they will lose
>They begin a mass twerking celebration before succumbing to weird nipply bag of boobage
>the great twerk-off is the last known instance of butt loving for the rest of history

Retarded post
We would definitely win
kys

Jews

Nobody, it'd be an unwinnable war of attrition.

>Blue likes breasts because they're used to walking upright and seeing tits first
>Red likes ass because they're still knuckle-draggers and walk ass-to-face
At last, i truly see...

Since there is only one person in North Korea using internet we now know that Lil' Kim likes big butts.