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>unnecessary schisms appear in voting demographics edition

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Shit threadd

shitt dreada

post nasheeds

Wouldn't mind if the Anglican Church returned all of their stolen property to the Catholic Church lads

alri

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gonna have a poo lads.

will post again with an update once i'm done

Just seen one where these Brazilians stab a peng slag in the tummy loads then cut her head off and sick comes hurtling out

Yucky

not a loser 2bh
have none of the characteristics of one

Heatings been out for 3 days now. I think my joints are going to stop working.

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Miss nasheed threads back when ISIS was a thing
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so lonely
so alone

Tell me about slags, what are lower and upper class slags alike?
Just dressing for baiting big money lads or are they just shameless sluts?
I there such a thing as wife material slag?

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Dude weed

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yeah the brazilians are fucked in the head

weird how it was fairly white only 50-60 years ago

Even hearing of Sup Forums, never mind /brit /is a sign of being a loser

Anyone else hope this despicable cunt gets arse cancer?

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not really mate

*makes eye contact with you in the milk aisle*
Oop, ships that pass in the night eh haha

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>work makes half the toilets gender-neutral
>women go longer distance to use the single gender female toilets because peeing near men makes them uncomfortable
>I now have double the toilets within easy reach

I feel like my employer didn't think this through

All Latin Americans seem to be fucked in the head judging by these videos

ISIS doesn’t come close

*glares at you*

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need a french bf from the cote d'azur

anyone know what happened to that lad held in custody who refused to shit?

probably has it already by the looks of it aha

want that vampire to give me a suck ahah

Yeah he made it to like 45 days then they let him go and I think he went hospital the madman

t.loser in denial

what I'm doing right now: a poo

heard he popped

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Literally looks like a chimp

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oh dear

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left has a horrible nose

>tfw can't lift away the feels

My young love said to me, "My mother won't mind
And my father won't slight you for your lack of kind"
And she stepped away from me and this she did say:
It will not be long, love, till our wedding day"

As she stepped away from me and she moved through the fair
And fondly I watched her move here and move there
And then she turned homeward with one star awake
Like the swan in the evening moves over the lake

The people were saying, no two e'er were wed
But one had a sorrow that never was said
And I smiled as she passed with her goods and her gear,
And that was the last that I saw of my dear.

Last night she came to me, my dead love came in
So softly she came that her feet made no din
As she laid her hand on me and this she did say
"It will not be long, love, 'til our wedding day"

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thanks for your service

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Maybe he was trying to secretly help you...

We don't have that gender neutral bullshit hear. What I noticed is that when there is no space for all three toilets, they will build the women's toilet and the disabled's toilet but leave out the male's toilet. So fucking annoying. In some of my uni buildings I have to pass three women's toilets on three different floors before I reach a male toilet.

GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKIN FACE 'FORE I MURDER YOU

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why do so many people on here fetishze east
asians?
is it anime?

Love it

sick and tired of this being neet gimmick
just want to get run over

I wish I was in Carrickfergus
Only for nights in Ballygrand
I would swim over the deepest ocean
Only for nights in Ballygrand
But the sea is wide and I cannot swim over
And neither have I the wings to fly
I wish I had a handsome boatsman
To ferry me over my love and I
My childhood days bring back sad reflections
Of happy times there spent so long ago
My boyhood friends and my own relations
Have all past on now with the melting snow
So I'll spend my days in this endless roving
Soft is the grass and shore, my bed is free
Oh to be home now in carrickfergus
On the long rode down to the salty sea
Now in Kilkenny it is reported
On marble stone there as black as ink
With gold and silver I would support her
But I'll sing no more now til I get a drink
Cause I'm drunk today and I'm seldom sober
A handsome rover from town to town
Ah but I'm sick now my days are number
Come all me young men and lay me down
Come all me young men and lay me down.

Get your shit together and go back to school.

you brits ever read Mr. Know All by Somerset Maugham

The only agenda was staying in the Stonewall Top 100 Inclusive Employers ranking

Little did they realise/care that sucking up to the trans people who we don't employ would alienate the women we do employ. But nobody cares about women anymore.

Meme that East Asian women are more "traditional" or make better housewives, some people also just fetishize race.

just caught up on corrie lads, david platt got his arsehole filled in. can tell it's poofs and women that write it now.

Tried that they said I was too old to go to school and they would call the police if I kept hanging around the playground

where are the obligatory niggers?

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FUCKING TUNE

cant afford it

I feel like this would be good land to farm

Marry one and you will understand

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Need a horse house lads

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>I feel like this would be good land to farm
Lots of coast to fish as well you would think

Should I do it?

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>tfw moving in with my parents at 26

gas me

Only for a few months - but still

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put a hole in his head he a dolphin

i have bad anxiety

Toil awaits..

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>three reception rooms
one for each of my friends then? haha

Does anyone else’s knees pop when they bend them?

>Meme that East Asian women are more "traditional" or make better housewive
why isnt there any about muslim women then?

Just don't plant potatoes.

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asian cultures don't understand subtlety
autists don't understand subtlety
autists are therefore naturally drawn to asian culture

made friends with a muslim lad at uni lads lol

rorkes btfo

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Same but I'm 19

its easy to misread this chart

a great inspiration

The poo skin is not very nice to look at

If you're not a Muslim you have more or less no chance of getting with a (practicing) Muslim woman.

haven't kissed a girl before but im gonna kiss a girl this year because i know she wants me to kiss her

love my music
love my music taste

very good Hans. I chuckled.

What do you mean? Doesn't your government pay for it? Anyway can you go to some trade school then? Something that is cheaper and quicker?

urm.. no

Websearch "physical therapy for knees" right now. Just a little a day and you'll save yourself a lot of pain. It started for me with pops, got a whole lot worse. End it now.

can't guarantee none of the weak autists here can do that

Get meds.

slag?

post fucking machines

Why do you speak like you are trying to sell me something?
Oh sorry i didn't notice.

Thanks for the heads up lad

They’ve popped all my life and have never hurt

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>arrests you all for racist criticism of Islam

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Remember in the simpsons when the man wouldnt say chowder

Poo nigger

What is something you learnt today that will stay with you forever?

just threw up down a residential street in mayfair hope the tarqs dont get me

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That other Israeli really set the bar high for all of us, didn't he? Now I can't make quality posts without watermarked fucking machine webms.. Feels very bad lad

It was rape.

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The Jewish phenotype

the famous german humour we've all heard about