/ausnz/

bakas wearing Hawaiian shirts edition

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This thread is going to be very gay, right?

maybe, why?

Anime image

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What other kind of image would I use?

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behave

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No I make this thread pseudo-heterosexual
Actually no I make it incredibly gay nvm

>pseudo-heterosexual
the closest I'll ever be

You're meant to go with the implication that I'm so repulsive that I turn people gay, not the other implication

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I can't help being a qt

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>that pic
Stop holding hands with people you harlot
Unless you are doing it to add to the fetus jar wall then continue what you are doing

>Unless you are doing it to add to the fetus jar wall
you are a real sicko

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Lul
It was a joke m80

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whatever you say
I now know your true colours

Are you implying I'm not a nice person?

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I don't want to say yes because I'm afraid you'll hurt me.

Ausfags, which mobile phone companies should I use when I am visiting?
Or is there a comparison website so I don't need handholding?

Do it
I dare you

>Visiting Australia
for what possible reason, do you hate fun and money?

No, you'll castrate me or something like that.

>do you hate fun and money?
I do

whistleout.com.au/MobilePhones/Guides/which-aussie-telco-has-cheapest-unlimited-phone-plan-now

Dunno what to suggest if you want international calls though sorry

To do that I would have to be uncomfortably close to parts of you I don't want to touch or even think about
So I think you are pretty safe

>I don't want to touch or even think about
you are a REAL bully you know that?

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This is pretty much perfect.
I won't bother making international calls, it's mostly just for mobile Internet

Yes I am c:
You'll have to convince another poster to interact that that... stuff
Good Good, hopefully that sorts out that problem
What part of aussie are ya visiting?

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can we at least be lesbians together?

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If you were actually a girl sure ;(

why are you so sexist towards me

Melbourne, based on my stereotyping that Perth is in the middle of nowhere and needlessly expensive, Brisbane is a hot shithole built on a swamp and Sydney is full of dickheads. Melbourne seems to have plenty of pricks too but it has trams
Everywhere is is irrelevant
Accurate?

Ps. Is this general always just you two flirting?

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Seems like a good enough assessment
>Ps. Is this general always just you two flirting?

Pls don't call my banter fl*rting, he will get weird ideas

There are usually a couple more kiwi posters and a couple of Aussies too. And the resident Liechtenstein poster, which I do actually flirt with.
Plus a couple of scandis that post sometimes

>Is this general always just you two flirting?
Pretty much

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Anyway, what the hell are you going to do in Melbourne.

I want westie to wake UPPPP

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This comic would work better if the character didn't look better in the "plain" panel instead of the "pretty" panel

Plain isn't necessarily a bad thing
But comic comes from a book looking at the worse parts of certain female -orientated subculture. As such I think a (to male veiwers) distorted idea of pretty is actually kind of appropriate.

Rare pic of the outside world/ non- weeb content

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nice wood

all my melbourne friends hate melbourne
but the rest of aus probably isnt better
imagine the bon fire

why the fuck would you call this /ausnz/ and not /anzac/

are you mentally defective

/anzac/ actually used to be a general yonks ago
But yes, yes I am. Thanks for noticing
Thanks

because no one here is in the army

but they know about the cookies

BISCUITS
THEY ARE ANZAC BISCUITS
And they are delicious

This... This is fine too

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>seppos

all me

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Yes hello.
Hows everyone today?

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Hi hi I missed ya westie
C:
I've been a real lazy bones today!

I HAVEN'T!
I got woken up in the morning and have been entertaining my visitors for 3 odd hours!

But it's nice you missed me.

Wow and I even implied you were still asleep itt!
How could I have so little faith in you? I'm sorry pls forgive me

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It's understandable, I probably would've been sleeping until now had I not been woken up.
So I accept your apology, you are forgiven.

DON'T let it happen again though.

LAZYBONES!

Guess who I saw today?

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Frontpage thread

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I'M NOT A LAZYBONES
I explained this....
>Guess who I saw today?
Who?
WHO?

>WHO?
a certain baka wearing a Hawaiian shirt

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What's your point? Every thread gets to the frontpage of Sup Forums this isn't reddit

Oh for real?
Did you have a chat?
What did you two do?
Tell me!

nah we just walked past each other on our way to class, I'm 99% sure he didn't see me, and I wouldn't have noticed him if he hadn't been wearing one of his many Hawaiian shirts

it offends my delicate clapistani sensibilities

I'll try not to let it happen again, but you can displine me if it does. It's only fair.
Be honest, did you kidnap him?

I was tempted, but we were surrounded by lots of people on the footpath so I would have gotten caught by the police if I raped him.

Oh...
Well thats neat too though.
>wearing one of his many Hawaiian shirts
Him and his crazy shirt.

Geeze, and you call me scary. Atleast I haven't ever considered raping someone.

I was considering running up behind him and slaping his ass but there were so many people that I don't think he would appreciate it.

>Atleast I haven't ever considered raping someone
Maybe you should go to a therapist about that.

>but you can displine me if it does.
I assure you I will take no pleasure in doing so, but if need be I will do it with out hesitation.
You fucking should have!

fuck

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I've been on the receiving end of non-consensual advances enought times to know that it is not enjoyable tyvm
You'll probably have me write essays about how you are not a lazy bones!

>I've been on the receiving end of non-consensual advances enought times
Oh, sorry about that
I want it to be consensual between us though

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I was referring to irl not your shit stirring
But
>I want it to be consensual between us though
I don't want to lewd, only hug

>I was referring to irl not your shit stirring
I know, I just making a lil joke

>I don't want to lewd, only hug
What about a lewd hug?
both go halfway

No
You can have a hug or nothing, that's my final offer

bulli

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>ywn wear Chalmers as a Hawaiian shirt
why live?

How is that bulli?

Kinda want to have a nap...

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Jeez
you really are turning up the lazybones dial up to 11
...
I might join you in bed for a nap though...

...

Dont post pics of me please ;(

I know it's getting bad.
>I might join you in bed for a nap though...
Come on then, we'll have a little kip.
But you're so cute, I just can't help myself.

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God sakes I'm all over the fucking show today...
THIS WAS MEANT TO GO HEREI don't even know where this came from

>But you're so cute, I just can't help myself
This is true.
I'll forgive you
And I def look like a real adult and not a teenager at all:>

baka

your mommy dies if you don't post here ^_^

Neat I'll get my inheritance then

>And I def look like a real adult and not a teenager at all:>
Nothing wrong with looking a little young, some people would kill for that.
No u!

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w-would you stop posting this lewd image of me...
its supposed to be between just you and me...

But it's such a good pic of you, it would be a shame if the world didn't see it.

I do look like an adult though! I can just pull faces that make me look like a kid!
Westie that's a little creepy! That was a private pic. :C

I'm sure you do.
>Westie that's a little creepy! That was a private pic.
You're right I'll delete it.

n-no you can keep it
just don't post it in public, someone might recognize me

Hi!
Which country is better to visit? Australia or New Zealand?

I'll out it this way, there is absolutely no reason to visit Australia.

If you like hiking and nature NZ is the place to go. We don't really have much of a foodie/nightlife/historical attraction though.

Rare photo of the /ausnz/ gang

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which one am I?

Tag urself tbqh
I think I'm far right

Thank.
>If you like hiking and nature NZ is the place to go
Oh yeah, that's what I need.
Thank you too

neither lmao

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Do you have a drivers licence?, it will make getting to tracks and shit eaiser