1. Your cunt

1. Your cunt
2. What was your first time like?

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y-yes it was great haha thanks i gotta go now

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It was quite inflamed and started immidiately smelling like shit, I jumped a bit forward but he rode me till the end

Post boipucci

Lasted 8 minutes IIRC.

Gross

Flag and never had sex

Why don't you just rape a girl?
I've heard that pole girls like it and they can't even complain to the police.

I would do that, but they would rape me in jail

Why haven’t you guys been able to get a girl?

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I was 19 at that time (26 now) and she was 22. It was something like this: BENIS IN VAGINA :DDDDDDDDD

I was 13 years old and browsing Sup Forums, my parents had left me home alone, and I decided to try the new fangled "jacking-off".

The first time I did it, I pretty much jacked off by doing that weird, "OH NO YOU SAW IT NOW I GET TO HIT YOU" hand-grip as that was how my friend told me to do it back when I was 10.

I'll never forget that nut.
It was like the gates of heaven had opened before me.

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witnessed

not yet, maybe next year or so
too many factors to consider atm

Took me a month to get my head out of my ass and learn how to do shit properly. Then it was great.

Most likely you'd just get killed, if any of your cellmates actually gave a shit, that is

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Virgin. I will probably most likely die a virgin.

Why tho?

I paid 50€ for it

Ugly, autist & no friends.

What’s stopping you from making friends?

I assume it's the "ugly autist" part

It can’t be that bad, I’m awkward irl too and I still managed to make friends at uni and work.

2. it was messy
lots of blood, she was having period cramps, none of us came, we loved each other nonetheless
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I'd rather be fapping

now you’re a John forever

>forever
sad thought but yeah could happen
gotta avoid being comfortable on the situation one is now. i learned that the hard way

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What’s it like to have sex with a prostitute? Does she pretend to like everything you’re doing?

no idea bre
never hired one yet

I was drunk and he was gentle and then we cuddled for hours

After my twelve-old birthday party my godfather said that it was finally the time for me to become a man, so he take me to his house and made me wait in the guest room saying that one of his nieces was about to come in and then I should guide her to my house.

10 minutes later a girl appeared (I think she was 16 or 17 at the time because I never felt that she was much older than me) and we're starting to chat, then she told me "wanna do it?" and I told her that "Yeah, my house is over there" (I was bored talking with her at this point) but when I get to watch her again she was still sitting in the couch but without her blouse.

She tought me how to take of her bra and guided me how to penetrate her. Once we were done we spend the night cuddling and talking about things that I can't remember now. I never asked her name.

The kid was dead.

I figure it she has to pretend as much as your local barman has to pretend he enjoys your presence.

I was 15 and drunk, as well as her, and with a buddy in the room next door who also got some action, Sodom & Gomorrah shit going on. Had no condoms around so I had to go in raw, at the end she laughed at me for not taking my socks off and I've always taken them off since then.

>being bullyed into taking your socks off

sex with socks on is german-tier

it's my tier too

Why would you have socks on during sex?

I'm telling you man I don't know why that scarred me so deeply, it's one of the moments that I remember most vividly

did you leave the timbs on aswell?

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2. Nope

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because I've put them on when I dressed myself and I'm not taking them off unless there's a reason. socks are comfy.

shit, i've had some girls comenting on the topic but were never rude about it.

Ok that made me chuckle, I like too blame on the cold and the niggapr0n.
Also fug your refree who has practically left us out the rugby cup

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shit mane I don't know about rugby but most football fans here would lynch all our refs if they could

I cried, she saw it and then I beat her (crystal ball)

What is wrong with you suedes?

Well, I'm not dead.

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>lasted a few seconds and then exploded

Spent 5 minutes trying to put a condom that was too small. It was awkward and we were 15.

I'm going to die alone.

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Fucked a 10/10 Japanese milf escort but couldn’t cum because she sounded like squeaking dolphin

No you didn't.

Kind of gross and awkward, its only merit was not having to worry about being a virgin anymore since I had anxiety about that at the time.

Would not try again.

1.funlan
2.virgin
i will probably die alone

Yes I did

Cost me ¥37,000 for an hour in Osaka

How do I get a cutie fat gf?

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she was a virgin too, it was really hard to get it to fit in her and she had a lot of pain, I was very uncomfortable with that
the other times were okay though

It wasn't.

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No it didn't

>he's posting fatties AGAIN
stop it!

NEVER. Us lard lovers have hid in the shadows for too long.

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I remember who I was with the first time I did it but I don't remember anything about the act itself, complete blank. I was 11 or 12 though

OOOOMG!
IT WAS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG
I wish I had more time to tell you but I really have to go, see you another time? okay bye!

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I lost my virginity to a married 20-year old Kurdish woman in Istanbul.

Tried to take a shit in the morning. Pushed it all out, realized they didn't have toilet paper. Had to use notebook pages to wipe my ass. Wasn't sure what to do with the waste, so I threw it out the window. They floated down a couple floors to someone's terrace.

STOP FAGPOSTING HERE! NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOUR FIRST GAYSEX WAS LIKE.

I-I-It was awesome sex! Wow I ejaculated so hard! She had boobs and a vagina too! I swear guys!

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