>20yo in a few months
>virgin
20yo in a few months
>22
>Virgin
That pic is sad af.
>28 soon
>virgin
Thanks, one more for my collection.
You literally have legal brothels in your country.
No excuse.
>be around loving family
>act like sappy miserable cunt on own birthday
no wonder he's such a shitstain.
You've been turning 20 for over a year now, haven't you?
Fuck off.
"The way I am a virgin."
>23yo gay virgin
>27 in 3 months
>have a 4 year old daughter
I already got that one.
>16 in July
>kissless
Not perfect, but I'll take it.
oohhhh not this one.
You will get over it one way or the other.
The bastard is not even ugly, just fat
:(
I really like this one.
You can see the effort of the mother in trying to keep the family together, if only in the frame of the picture.
The dad is a complete deadbeat that lives in his own mess while buying apple computers.
The son and the dad are too different, and I'd guess there's a some level of animosity between the two.
>Turned 19 in March
>kissless
>You will never be this disappointed except when you think about the love you should've given and received
I cried for like 20 minutes the last time I thought about it. My lip was quivering, and I felt a deep emptiness and it was like I could feel my bones.
My dad likes to say that I'm socially isolated because I'm intelligent, but I think he's wrong. I'm socially isolated because I've grown-up mixed-raced in a country that doesn't have my race.
The entire reason I'm a 21 year old virgin on Sup Forums isn't because of my personality or behavior; it's because of the fact that I'm a Puerto Rican that's severed from his racial group.
I just need to be with my race, a girl will be sexually attracted toward me and I'll reciprocate, and I'll be out of this hell-hole. I just need to make it to Puerto Rico first.
I know all of these feels
Too happy for my tastes.
The cake actually looks like some effort was put into it. And the cat is a complete bro, not one of those cats that don't like to be hugged. Not enough soul crushing misery.
Perfect.
Traycake.
20's
Alone, not a hint of a smile.
I like this guy because he's like me.
Cat and all.
i was like that at 25, wish i could go back in time
doubt
I guess I'll post mine now.
come on in
This one is one of my favorites, because you can see the amount of effort the mom put into it. The balloons and party favors are one thing, but look at the food.
>jello in wine glasses
Made at least a day ahead of time, each one carefully decorated right before serving. There are only two of them, and only two plates on the table.
>cupcakes and cookies in the box
Hard to tell if they're homemade, but the candles and careful placement in the box was clearly done by the mother. The box is placed where another person would have been seated, if there were more than two people present. One gift is placed over it: the only one, because there were no other people there to give gifts.
>the cake
A hand-frosted, two layer cake. The unevenness shows that it's clearly homemade, but not only did she prepare two different types of frosting, but she even used a piping bag for the detail. This is something she's not experienced doing, but she put a lot of time into it.
The mother tried so very hard to make this day special, but this kid is dead inside and nothing will ever change that.
22 here. Virgin and proud of it. Fuck normalfags.
with how much i've had to cockblock myself recently idk how much longer i can keep my streak going guys
>27 in 3 months.
>Virgin.
Bonus round:
The simplicity is gone, but the people enjoy them anyway
be mine for this valentines day
>tweets about it for social media brownie points
parents who care this much > friends
Great stuff.
It's not about whether one is better than the other. Lacking either will fuck you up
I know the story behind this and I also have Julius Mvogos Facebook.
Turns out he planned the party like an hour before the pictures were taken, thus why no one was able to show up in time. His birthday was made up for, and a month later he talks about how he loves his new job and has a new home, so I think things turned out okay for him.
that's it from me
you make me ashamed you fucking nigger
nigga so dumb he forgot his own bdas LMAO
>TFW I'm turning 22
>Have no friends
>Dad never comes to my birthdays, says he hates my mother
>But he will still hang out with a friend of his with whom I got into a fight
>All alone save for my sister and my mother
>I know they suspect I'm depressed and they do their best to cheer me up
No matter how alone I'm at my birthday my mother and my sister are always there, making me a cake and my favorite food and that's the best birthday I could ever ask for.
Most of these guys in the photos are lucky to have a family that cares about them.
wtf, is that Zamphira from /lolg/ (the general on /vg/)?
>already 20 for a month
>virgin
>I'm socially isolated because I've grown-up mixed-raced in a country that doesn't have my race.
Stop telling yourself that
Ooof every time man
20 is the deadline, the last age before life gives you a chance to find social circles, girls and live a normal life
after that, your life is doomed forever, you'll never know the true blessing of being a young person
not birthday related, but you might like this one
Why?
Is something wrong with it?
Same
>22 and about a half
>lives with parents
>never had s*x
>been pretty fucking gay since 2011
>never had a job
>in debt
>alcoholic
>agoraphobic
>Am*rican
rip me
>tfw have a loving family that stood together the entirety of my life and did not need bullshit like sex to achieve happiness together
>tfw life is too perfect so i cant relate with everyone else's shit hedonic lives
Yeah that's a good one. Just imagine falling to the point where you're desperately trying to find some joy in a childrens' craft project like that.
>You'll never know the blessing of being a young person
If you never get involved with people, you'll never know a thing.
Pablo Escobar was 27 when he married a 15 year old girl.
I hope you're not the one who posts on /lat/ about wanting an emma watson gf
I'm 21, and I can play with cap-guns.
Life never gets old.
Only people that stopped fucking around feel that way.
You're fucking stupid. What the fuck is wrong with americans who cant shut the fuck up about diversity, then keep going back to their niche groups. Can't identify as american, only as a mutt.
jesus fucking christ
That makes me think: old age is already miserably as it is for most old folks, imagine how bad it'll be for sperglords such as ourselves who don't even have memories to hang on to as meager compensation for the shittiness of old age.
I really ought to sudoku long before such a situation can ever arise.
Not that one. I'm the med student-slave that almost gets murdered in the bus
Umm, what do you guys fantasize about birthdays?
>Soon to be 24
>Acquired gf online last year and lost virginity last month when she stayed at my place for a month
>Cured my depression, stoped being a neet, finally enjoy things again
>Feel like I matured a decade during this month, already moving in with her soon
>My whole perspective in life changed
>Literally just bee urself lol
ez af
Fuck, this is sad. It reminds of my old times.
I'd sit with him.
>Online "gf"
>lost your valuable virginity with some miserable slut
>became a wageslave
Oh you poor thing. I can't imagine life being so simple minded.
Yeah, but I can't shut-up about diversity because diversity is all I've ever had, and it's shit.
Let's not pretend its fun to be a neet past the first month dude. I was neet for 3 years I'm so glad i'm no longer depressed and got my life around, after a certain age its RIP.
>19
pfff, nigger get in line
I remember this, and i remember a guy just like him. He was fucking hostile all the time, dude may have been bullied a lot in the past, to the point of no return. He was someone who didn't want anyone to mess up with him, and i respected that.
I wonder what became of him, it's plausible he's either dead from his endocrine diseases, or he got over it and made at least a few friends.
Come to think of it, i'm not in a very friendly situation myself, but it doesn't make a difference to me anymore.
>25
>virgin
Is that a pedobear or pedobear related shirt?
I mean look at this guy.
He has
- Homosexuality
- Debt despite never having had a job
- Alcoholic because he can't handle real life even though he hasn't handled a damn thing
- A FUCKING Agoraphobic
- 22 years old and posting internet memes
I bet he's a white dude that just really fucked-up.
I haven't done a quarter of his shit list, and I'm still alone.
It's not very fun to be a literal slave who works every fucking day for 15 hours either.
me on the right
(you)
>Working 15 hours a day
Do they really do this in El Salvador?
>this entire post
This is yourself user, remember? Remember you didn't want anyone to sit around you this time? What would you tell your past self that would allow you to sit with him?