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The corbynfu edish

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first for yanks

2nd for no thanks

x for poo

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5th for cheeky wanks

Absolutely hate that cunt.

is that pengsha

getting involved lads

yes I use VLC, deal with it

Ecelebs make me physically ill.

ye

>0.25mg
lmao that's literally nothing. mong doctor

1mg is what I've been self medicating myself with, its subtle yet effective. Anything above that makes me sleepy or blackout

Benzos don't make you 'feel' anything or force any effect on you, it's more like they take away your ability to feel which leaves you calm

here we are..............

Freestyle word association psychology challenge:

"willy bum poo"

absolutely love that boy

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Benzos are pretty grim, seems a bit dark.

Daily reminder life gets worse and you stop enjoying things once you get to 23

Neo-industrial revolution, megacities, filled to the brim with skyscrappers, maybe even the next silicon valley

Gonna bash the next australian I see

do xanax once a week it has improved my life massively

ah that must be the problem then because i already have no ability to feel

reckon pengsha is around 5'8-9" to answer the age old question

In what way?

>skyscrappers

i ate a bunch of them after my gf dumped me. it's scarily good for it. you honestly just enter this plane of oblivion that's your own and nothing can touch or harm you.

made me realise that all the idiotic shit I stress over is absolutely pointless

am much more social now and talkative, don't care about insignificant things anymore
feel much more in control of my life

laaaads

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genuinely considering downing a bottle of wine

darts and booze is such a good combo

can I come?

FOY

How much do you do once a week and I thought all the Xanax in the U.K. is fake?

desperately lonely

doubt you want to i'm a boring cunt

Bent VLC boy uses VLC to watch his gay pornos.

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I bet you're a cool dude once the wine kicks in

went to make fun of a lad on twitch and found his twitter and saw that two of his kids died so i felt bad for him but then i learned he's a protestant so i didnt care anymore

do you think some sad cunt on Sup Forums who's considering downing a bottle of wine at 2am on a tuesday is a cool dude

1-1.5mg
most of it is a placebo, xanax itself only lasts about 1 day plus the next day afterglow. very very effective on me person

there is one DNM supplier in the UK who sells good quality presses

stop doing drugs.

aren't you the one crying about how he can't talk to the girl he likes without munching benzos?

that was a roller coaster of a story desu

yeh, actually

Well I can talk to her now that I munch it weekly

Bitcoins confuse me too much mate, how do you set up a bitcoin wallet?

I see it as you're a guy who likes to have fun

you're wrong i'm probably the most pathetic specimen in these threads which is saying something

Nuke the UK.

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use monero, bitcoin is shit and not safe

>drinking alone at 2am
>fun
Only one mate sorry.

alcohol kills your brain cells
stop

That's a trollstation video. It's still disgusting, obviously. It's just not what you think it is.

How safe is it to get stuff delivered to your house?

yeah? how'd you end up like that then la?

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very safe as long as you encrypt your address properly

xanax killed my friend

/brit/posting kills your brain cells
stop

Wouldn’t even know how to begin with that.

Just wanked

autism, depression and an avoidant personality as well as being a manlet and not very good looking
also internet addiction

All 6 of the bloody flatmates are going home for easter because of Jesus.

What should I do whilst they're gone other than shit in the kettle?

wank.

wtf are you me?!

Whatyou have against Protestants?

does aisha have nudes

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into the kettle?

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Feel sad people like you even exist.

They're scum m8. Each and every last one of them.

imagine being a beta orbiter for a bloke in a wig

yeh

once spent a couple months wanking incessantly in the living room and spunking over the kitchen floor without cleaning it up
did a lazy mop up before they came back but you could still see little droplets everywhere, not to mention all my butt sweat that went into the couch fabric

got caught munching xanax powder in McDonalds once lol

How do I stop my internet addiction

I’m a proddie I’m not scum, what have you experienced and what part of I assume Northern Ireland you from?

ah yes the protestant, every single one the exact same

once tried to join in a conversation with some normies who were talking about death grips and i had never talked about death grips in real life and i didnt realize that mc ride was like emcee ride and i pronounced it like mcride like a mcdonalds burger and the normies thought i was trying to make fun of them and they were being like jog on virgin and stuff really traumatic experience

don't feel sad i can end it at any time i like

would give that a good seeing to

get a bike and go cycling
lots of lovely traffic free canals and rivers in this country

These cunts are getting craftier.

It used to be 1 in a million pass as a girl.
Now it's down to 1 in 100,000.

Don't like how this pathway is leading lads.
Before you know it it will be YOU who has his todger in an inside out penis.

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no you didn't
shut up

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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...

right under his chin

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ur right that never happened im sorry that i lied

Host a /brit/ meetup

was a dece story anyways i had a giggle x

Belfast. I've experienced enough to know prods are scum. All of them. I'd hold this view even if I wasn't from Belfast.

Nothing wrong with that

want to leave the house but i have no one to do anything with

mighty catholic crusader you are i imagine

Bitch only thots allowed
I do not smoke no loud
I only raided my clout
I am the king of Soundtcloudt

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I’m a proddie and I’m not scum, our chavs are probably the most absolutely cuntish chavs of all the U.K. so I can’t understand your point though, if I wasn’t a proddie and was looking inwards I’d hate us also from their actions.

Mo money mo problems....

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need to stop fantasising a normie life
utterly dire

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