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Fake/brit/ edition

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Kill all protestants

Crypto bf makes me smile

I'm Protestant

USA

I'm Pootestant

Poostralia

Powerful.

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What the actual fuck someone tell belfast it’s not 1986 anymore.

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United Shitstains of Poo

going out for a walk
will heem any subhuman prottoid i see

Pozzstralia

Anybody else pose as a Sup Forumstard and Trump supporter sometimes to discredit them

neg zealand

poo sherman 42 poolaby way shitney

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It always amuses me to talk to people about living here. Nobody has any idea. Not even the faintest concept of what life is like here. The police cannot enter my area without being in armoured vehicles. They also cannot leave those armoured vehicles unless they have at least 6 other officers as backup. All in armoured vehicles, carrying G36s and wearing body armour. It takes 8 armed police officers to knock on doors in my area and they do it all knowing they'll get no answers but run the risk of being shot.

NI is a world apart.

figuring out how to do a problem for the first time while taking the exam

ok you can stop roleplaying now

So what was the point of the good Friday agreement then?

this is what I do every time, I must be really low IQ or something. Don't know how or why I think I'll suddenly manage to learn it during an exam

no it isn't
be quiet

freak nonce

*rhubard and custard theme starts playing*

The local English language news source decides to put up a paywall. Free until you read 15 articles. All you have to do to evade it is delete the cookie.

dumb it is

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sup cucktoy

>roleplay
lmao

t. utterly clueless
pic related is our standard issue police vehicle. Where your police drives Vauxhall Astras, ours drive these. It's even got armour on the bottom to stop IEDs from killing occupants.

To stop the open warfare. Paramilitaries didn't vanish when the GFA was signed.

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dont really get how people know other people

reported

please don't

What a big larp mobile probably only gets rocks chucked at it.

Don't really like when they do that
Feels like they're just exploiting people who don't understand computers

get news from Sup Forums you spaz

I wouldn’t know how to delete a cookie to be honest.

lmao okay seamus mcdougall

would love those trucks to roll right over my bollocks

POS rustbucket is all that is

Anybody else here live a relatively normal life

These days? Yeah mostly. Occassionally some gunshots though.

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well they are a bit
suprisingly Sup Forums doesn't really cover local news very well.

/leftypol/ love to talk about LARPing, they think it's a bigtime trump card against the right lmao

Exactly mostly a larp wagon.

nobody gives a shit about thaiwan

>relatively normal life
definition 404

no

Apart from the very real gunshots and petrol bombs.

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What's the most Irish city in the contiguous UK

yeh, so .. yeh I wouldn't go there for local news

business idea: more british isles

I have three close friends, a girlfriend I don't see myself marrying, and a job that makes me want to kill myself

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send their bum a message when I send them to the essence

soupy poopy soupy poopy soupy poopy soupy poopy soupy poopy soupy poopy soupy poopy soupy poopy

EDIT: why all the downvotes???

>and a job that makes me want to kill myself
try to find something else? everything else seems good tbqh

sup nigger, how's life?

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> apart from the very real very very very very super super rare thing that actually happens to the larp wagon.

0 friends, 0 gfs, 0 jobs

disgusting creature

tfw no larp wagon

honestly what is the point

>super rare
Lmao. Utterly clueless.

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I am white

same (since high school), same, had 3 jobs, currently neet

I have a few close friends and a girl that wants to be my gf. Problem is, she confessed to me that she wanted to break up with her bf because she clicked with me so perfectly way back in the day but she didn't and she lost her virginity to him and now I've lost interest because I'd rather have taken her virginity.

dont believe this, i dont think its possible to lose your virginity after 26

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playing the brappipes

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>YouTube admits it has a neo-Nazi music problem
gangster rap is fine though I assume.

lads, I will probably get arranged marriage to a good looking girl (not my cousin) from pakistan (I'm 18) within a year

have i missed out on anything special by not "dating" and "falling in love"

No doubt. Kill-A-Nigga rhymes are tite dood, just culture

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>unironically being a paki

Yes you better stick with her because no self-respecting white woman is gonna give you a second sniff

very good

How often does the larpmoble get attacked by le ebin IRA then?

that was uncalled for, but probably true.

>I have a few close friends

what's the relevance of this?

bix nood, just killt a dude

oo im from northern ireland im so hard

moni is available

Just ordered a new $1900 printer for the office lads

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Hey the ban is over :D
(Janny pls dont ban me again to make a funny anecdote)

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>have i missed out on anything special by not "dating" and "falling in love"
no
more trouble than it's worth tbqh

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Pakistani can get laid with white woman, I’ve seen it mate.

toilstein

how old is she

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Was partaking in the pity party about lack of friends and romance, just didn't quote the lad.

that's true, but there is a portion of white girls that would never date a non white.

Nah for like the home office

DONT CARE WHAT THEY ARE
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME

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>home office
fob

Where'd you get these photos of my girlfriend?

Reverse search this image for a surprise

if that's the case I think this girl is a bit flaky, anyone leaving a relationship to jump into another is odd to me, but if you're worried about lack of romance I think you should half-heartedly pursue it with her for the experience but not expect it to last

>home office
disciple of toilstein

I'm actually embarrassed that you're so insecure about your own nation that you react like this to someone's mere existence. It's interesting to see the English ponce feeling so threatened by an overtly masculine society.