/nordic/ - Fuck this hour edition

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Gör pommes (endast) till middag kl. halv sex på morgonen en vardag
BARA min skit upp

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Sweden...

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haha...
men näe

helvetes animebög odelagde min perfekte forsta brev

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Lagde meg en salat for litt siden. Imorgen blir det kyllingsuppe.

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Dela med dig av lite god hemlagad mat, pl0x

Kom til Oslo, du kan få polse av meg hvis du er sot nok.

Sammála

>homobrev

fari at fáa mær ein blund
síggjast um 10 tímar

Sverige har jo ingen menn, så derfor må du være en jente. Ingenting homo med det :^)

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Intradestant

Ser finska pojkar ut så där?

Vissa gör

NEDERLAND IS NORDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sexigt

We might be filled with hatred here but fortunately that's not the case irl.

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Torille

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Then where is your Nordic cross flag, Colgate?

On the other hand, why are our leaders such manlets? You'd expect that the man with highest position of power would be at least 180cm

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Hello

Don't say it!!!

generaliserar inte

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>denmark
>nordic
lmao they're an ethnic germanic lovechild

jeg vil ha en svensk jv(pojk)

jag vill ha en svensk pv(pojke)

jeg vil ha deg uwu

sluta bögbreva

Nej :3

slutt å vær så jævla sexig da

hi I am very Nordic! bye!

Je vlag is wat bleekjes, "Nederlander".

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I made you a nice nordic flag :)

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Vad äter ni för frukost/morgonmål?

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fulast eu

Do you eat this every morning?

det där faktiskt fast kalles randiga
>andra nordbror äter inte kalles
varför?

This and dr. pepper

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Saved! Thank you. I also like the Frisian version.

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>han har knäckebrödet fel sida upp
dds

Får vel gå ned på butikke jeg da. Trenger Pepsi

this

Pretty much

>soda in the morning
not very pleasant, it upsets my stomach

finns ingen "fel sida"

hjelp meg

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Which nordic country has the most successful history?

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inget fel med nötter

norway because we came out on top in the end FUCK sweden and fuck denmark a little bit less

Denmark

inte du i alla fall

Finland, we get to take credit for Sweden's and Russia's achievements

Norway by far. Its not even debatable anymore lmao

Kek

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It seems you can't reach an agreement

I tought it was Denmark but I'm not very fond on Northern Europe's history
Anyway thank you for the answers

>när man tror att ingen prestation är bättre än alla
oironiskt det mest prestationslösa landet i min rätta åsikt

>I'm not very fond on Northern Europe's history
Still butthurt after all these years, Varus?

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Det her var mit "morgenmål"-tid

Vår historie er 1000 ganger storre en deres noensinne vil bli

Det her forhelvede

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denmark is a failure, nothing but defeat on its record

Yes...

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I'm curious to know, how common among ethnic nords is it to have brown eyes?

Probably not very common, I have green eyes

Rodgrod med flode, rodgrod med flode, rodgrod med flode ,rodgrod med flode, rodgrod med flode, rodgrod med flode,

For Sweden it's:
Blue and Grey 66.7%
Green 28.8%
Brown 4.5%

>kaviar oppå egget
er du psykopat?

faen nå fikk jeg lyst på et par skiver med egg og kaviar

>panerad fisk med potatis och remouladsås

ruskigt gott är det

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Do you have any experience about NoFap and NoPorn?

After a week I get really horny and more active personally

I don't think fapping is as bad as people think. Almost every man does it, regardless if you're a chad or a virgin

Sweden, we used to rule all the kesser countries ITT

Inte Danmark och Island

Did you continue it futher? Any other effects?

True. Wanking once a week should be just healthy for you, because prostate cancer etc but daily and always going just deeper and deeper with pornography is not.

danmark och island är inte länder, de är trollmark

>15% of Americans have blue eyes

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About a month, I felt healthier but I think this only works if you masturbate a lot

och svenskar är dökkálfar

this explains so much

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amerikaner är dökkálfir

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Den enda nederländaren som är nordisk är Cornelis

germans are nordic-celtic-baltic rapebabies

Rostat bröd med ost, gör Havregrynsgröt när jag orkar

Gautjod*, not Gautland.
And they should be the same size

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I'm ethnically Swedish and I have brown eyes. It likely came with a 17th century immigrant from Germany.

It's very rare; my sister and mother have brown-green eyes. Everyone else has blue or grey eyes.

tillbaka med dig, jürgen

Yeah, no.
Danes have existed for longer than you subhumans

pizza lol

Not as common as blue/green eyes.
Fairly uncommon in some places

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is it only because of finns that you speak english?

haha aa

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Did you forget to reply to a certain post, Satoshi?

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Well I don't speak Swedish, we shouldn't be listed here desu, I don't understand what they're talking about. They might be planning on invading Finland

om du bara visste, he he he he

Yes

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