The Europeans are waking up
The Europeans are waking up
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juest in time for me to go to bed ヾ( ̄0 ̄ )ノ
>Cute Swedes are getting out of bed with morning wood
dont come back
>mfw already masturbated to straight porn while waking up
these threads can't do anything to me now
do you think i would be so lucky
Euros always wake up... my heart
Ha, nothing is impossible
Goodnight
Good luck with that, you can't resist the gay anime
Good morning European anons!
Good night American anons :3
Kill all fags
ARISE EUROPEANS!
youtube.com
God morgon everyone.
>tfw no bf to cuddle with in the morning
I HAVE CUM
EESTI CUM HERE...
Who the fuck shitposts on Sup Forums in the morning? Don't you yuropoors have to go to work?
I have a day off
pls buy our vodka and i will cum in your face and bp ;)
>tfw at work
>tfw meeting in 50 minutes
>tfw still hungover as shit
>tfw will probably lose 300000 euro to the company
hhh-h-ha
We recieve citizen salary from posting here. I'm drinking wine atm
bom dia
Morning wood is very annoying
faggots like you need to remain in containment
Just be yourself :^)
on it
Good, remember to follow your heart and reach for the moon
>drinking the day before a crucial meeting
Your company deserves the deficit
Anyway what you're up to today frens?
dont gay post with my flag
we're dealing with ruskies. i have high hopes we'll be drinking vodka by 12:00
gas you're selves
I just got into bed, what about you?
This is my flag now
*youre
I had pretty high fever last weekend, gonna rest today now that I got a day off. Though I'm liking my deep voice I got from it, I kinda sound like Ville Valo
Dreamt of a loli again. Prefect bare budding breasts and wide hips.
>This is my flag now
that shit... is perfection! i'd paint the stars white tho, gives a better colour combo than red
I have been awake for 4 hours you silly.
>he says while gayposting himself
I'm glad you like it, unfortunately NZ voted to not change the flag, it's a shame
Wow, any reason why?
Do you ever dream of cocks? Sucking them and such?
It's happening to me more and more lately. I used to dream about women. Should I be worried?
Embrace it :3
You're bi now
I'm about to go to sleep, I hope I dream of cocks
Honestly a real shame that you didn't vote for the new flag.
It would have been quite awesome to see a black and white flag in this day and age.
Yeah, we'd be up there with ISIS in terms of flags
hello, I'm finally up. How is it gong lads?
And their flag is really something else
Not as cool as the Ukrainian Free Territory flag though
I’m still in bed haha
deal is done. fuck yeah
Did you win?
Good morning pals, why did you wake up at dawn?
sales team went predator. if my team (hw/sw co-engineering) delivers on time we're in for a fat bonus. everyone is fucking hyper right now
Well done user, best of luck hitting your targets.
I wish I didn't wake up
Hello, to any hot female teachers out there who want to have sex with your students, DON'T DO IT!
Hello, to any hot female teachers out there who want to have sex with your students, DON'T DO IT! You will end up in jail and lose your job. Banging a student will not only send you to prison, it will most likely end in disappointment. So - BANG ME INSTEAD. That's right, fuck a desperate stranger from the internet. Not only will I pound the ever living fuck out of that neglected squish mitten of yours, I'll chow that fucker too. Bring it - I'll graze that shit until I reload the nut gun and get back to work. Look, I understand that you want that young stud 16 year old quarterback but I'm here to tell you he ain't got shit on me. That little fuck will bump your thigh on the way in and blow his load all over his SpongeBob Squarepants bed spread and you'll be looking at the ceiling regretting your decision to fuck that shithead. I don't fuckin' play. I will pound your snatch like I just got out of prison (I didn't by the way - clean record, except for one dewey and a possession, which was fucking bullshit.) I'll even guarantee that you will have an orgasm or you won't have to pay halvesies for the Motel. I'll have that box of yours spurting lady fluid like a blue whale resurfacing after a twenty minute krill binge. Gusher City, lady. Don't fuck that little dickhead - it's going to suck and you're going to get busted and lose your job. How the fuck are you going to make the payments on that sweet Honda Accord you just bought? Fuck me instead.
Imagine having a servant to sate your morning wood every morning