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clean your room edition

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FUCK
OFF
VIRGIN
FREAKS

spring is here

Amer will NEVER look this good

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imagine being so neurotypical you spend your time on brit virgin shaming people

eating another hot cross bun

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VIRGIN
FREAK

>Russians use embassy twitter accounts to shitpost about sensitive political matters
Are they even human? Were they raised by wolves?

behead those who insult shiekh peterson

i am the brainlet king
these are my halls, the centre of my kingdom
enter weary traveler

tfw mercury is in retrograde but you are a Son of the Systum of Pegasus

walk with me lads

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

are youtube celebrities the new animes?

FUCK
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VIRGIN
FREAK

Wanted to tell you I had fun pretending to talk like a Brit yesterday, lads. It was nice to call people "lads".

>mercury is in retrograde

uh oh AAAAAAAAAA

find i disagree about most things with most people here, there's less banter than there used to be, just political baiting. only come here a couple of times a week now. better for it ngl.

there is literally nothing wrong with virgin shaming
this is irrefutable

FUCK
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VIRGIN
FREAK

'lad' is an australianism culturally appropriated by brits

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS

FUCK
OFF
VIRGIN
FREAK

my dad was a virgin until he was 33
but he didn't have internet porn growing up so he wasn't a virgin freak unlike you lot

Me and brit

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the chinese fireball
ooooo

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FUCK
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VIRGIN
FREAK'S
SON

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nEURO
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A gun was put to their head. Nobody in government realised how the referendum was going to go till it was far too late. You're totally right that when the vote was scheduled they thought 'who the fuck cares' but it quickly became clear that a lot of people did, and whatever way it worked out, it wouldn't be overwhelmingly pro-remain.
So the vote got a big turnout, and a majority for leave - now all the MPs are scrabbling to reposition themselves in this 'new world' to a constituency of voters that is about 50/50 on the EU, and overwhelmingly wants the result of the referendum to be enacted.
Don't really get your point about giving total discretion to the Government over the deal; that's normally how these sort of things are handled.
t. was in the civil service till this summer la

FUCK
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VIRGIN
FREAK

i am the brainlet farmer
behold my withered crops
what's that? water? why on earth would i do that?
begone from here, lest ye trod on my carrots

thinking about ladies with willies again

I'm just not a fan of the term 'rorke'. I don't think bigots should be given a playful 'banterous' nickname. It has the potential to give off the wrong impression to non-Brits. While we know how bigots/racists are despised here, others may get the wrong end of the stick due to the name.

tldr, get rid of the nickname rorke and calll these racists exactly what they are and show the rest of the board that racism will not be tolerated in /brit/.

I quite literally could care less

is belarus capitalist?

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nEURO
tYPICAL

dont care

lass doing the job interview this morning had ridiculous botox DSLs

that's my fetish, was diamonds

india is so fucking grim

crapitalism if you ask me

Wake me up before you go go

doin a think, who is worse someone on /brit/ who calls everyone less pathetic than him a neurotypical or someone on /brit/ who thinks, even though they are posting here and spamming with this other person, they are somehow not a pathetic loser because they're not a virgin

I really really like this picture

FOY

crumpets are gay

what about if they have a pretty gf, friends, go out regularly, and have a decent job?

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/brit/ meet-up

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ate an entire pack in an hour

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yes

Fat shit

which one? if you mean the virgin hater then all that is mitigated by the fact they are spamming and engaging against a known loser

real ones or child flavours?

will be referring this post to gchq

Isn't virgin supposed to be Chad's boss? Or is that story a passé?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS FUCKING SECOND

bane?

It's not that God doesn't exist. I think atheism/theism is an argument of semantics and either can be true depending on how you define "God".

It's organised religion that's patently false. It's simply manmade and untrue. It's a mix of folklore, superstition, and population control.

Not canon

is tim a virgin

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Shall be catching 4 (four) planes in the next fortnight
Hate flying

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nEURO
tYPICAL

*rubs your tummy*

fuck off billionaire

Brane?

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You're about to catch a fist to the face josie

>It's not that God doesn't exist. I think atheism/theism is an argument of semantics and either can be true depending on how you define "God".

>It's organised religion that's patently false. It's simply manmade and untrue. It's a mix of folklore, superstition, and population control.

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eating a cheese and onion roll

small brain: god exists
normal brain: god doesn't exist
large brain: there isn't enough evidence to support either argument, therefore nobody can be entirely sure
ascended brain: I am god

sex tourist?

Reckon Ant and Dec have bummed each other?

cutting my nails lads hehe

I wrote this exact post ages ago

shitspouter?

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great minds think alike my friend

poo
poo nigger

need a conclusion to this where Chad ends up divorced, fighting custody battles and getting depressed while virgin lives a happy life settling down with a 5 foot hobgoblin from the phillipines

bought tix to see The Garden tonight but now realising i prefer the lead singer’s side project ‘Enjoy’ better

fuck sakes i’d be bett- *gets swooped by bird* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cretin

fuck off racist

No
Dunedin - Christchurch - Auckland - Christchurch - Dunedin
Wish this backwards country would get trains, far better mode of transport

I'm god AMA

Beyond Brain: Magic

*notices bulge in trousers*
OwO what's this

lol those aren't long flights at all you fucking cretin

are you ok

What job?

Virgin finds a Hermes in akihabara

thought auckland was in australia till I just bing'd it. mental.

jupiter is in ascendency and it’s zapping all my creativity lads

greggs

Could Magneto or Professor X lift Thor's hammer with telekenesis?

Asking for a friend

Still hate flying
Doesn't feel right and it's fucking expensive

no your not because I am. dont have anything against polytheists just dont want them moving into the neighbourhood and interacting with the children simple as

if god doent exist then why is there hot ladie's with willies

czechm8

Right about now
The funk soul brother
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>the rural new zealand mindset

Racist

>need a conclusion to this where Chad ends up divorced, fighting custody battles and getting depressed while virgin lives a happy life settling down with a 5 foot hobgoblin from the phillipines

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