Your cunt

>Your cunt
>How does it feel like living in a shithole whose capital wasn't named most livable city 9 times in a row? AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Pretty bad, I'd like to live there

SUCK IT SWITZERLAND

SUUUUUUCK MY LONG AUSTRIAN DIIIIIIICK

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wtf germs/germoids?

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b-but my g-governemt says i-ts a nogo zone!! how can this beeeeee

>tfw less shitskins in your entire cunt than in one Wien street

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haha i live here

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i'd still rather live in austria with shitskins in the most liveable city on earth than any city in croatia lol

>Have shitskins
>Still best city on the entire planet
I'm laughing in danubian superiority my friend

>mfw this dump is supposed to be the comfiest city on the planet

I cannot even imagine the types of shitholes you people have to live in. I'm so sorry, your lives must be hell.

>Europe has EIGHT of the world's top TEN most pleasant cities
>New Zealand, Canada and Australia each have ONE
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>Vienna
>Austria
Choose one

Wien really is quite beautiful though.
Only major downsides:
- leftist SPÖ stronghold
- digusting amount of non-whites

>2018
>Still living in bumfuck nowhere shitting in the forest
ayy lmao

>vancouver
list instantaneously invalidated

Got stabbed yet Ahmed?

>- leftist SPÖ stronghold
This is the reason why it's the best city 9 times in a row. Because we care about peoples lives, not money for Bankers

>- digusting amount of non-whites
Who do all the jobs no Austrian would do for a cheap. Tell an Austrian to clean Toilets for 10 Euros an hour and he will laugh in your face

Got shot yet by lunatics Martin?

>This is the reason why it's the best city 9 times in a row. Because we care about peoples lives, not money for Bankers
Wrong. Wien's old architecture makes it so pretty.
Not socialist idiots who are dependent on t*rkish votes and waste money on esoteric hospitals.

>Who do all the jobs no Austrian would do for a cheap. Tell an Austrian to clean Toilets for 10 Euros an hour and he will laugh in your face

Bullocks. Japan has the same birth rate and yet has clean toilets.

>Vienna is the only city with old architecture
Brainlet please

>Bullocks. Japan has the same birth rate and yet has clean toilets.
Still nowhere near top 10. Nippon should kill itself (They also waste all their money on pensions because too ugly to fuck lmao)

I highly doubt Vienna is even the most livable city of Austria. Let alone Europe.

I do think it's a beautiful city.

Yeah most liveable for the average hipster student who loves to suck Mohammeds dick

>Who do all the jobs no Austrian would do for a cheap
Typical socialist reasoning, project one's character onto others.
We would if we had to. You just want to take the easy way.

It truly is read it for yourself mobilityexchange.mercer.com/Insights/quality-of-living-rankings

Buttmad rual farmer ayy lmao

No you wouldn't absolutley no native here would be content with scrubbing toilets for a living. Fariba on the other hand doesn't give a shit because anything is better than the middle east.

Is there some political agenda here? Damascus is in no way worse than all of Africa.

There ain no castrating, eye gouging ISIS in most of Africa

>No you wouldn't absolutley no native here would be content with scrubbing toilets for a living.
If nobody does it, the wages will simply rise until people want to do it.

>xdddd anyone not living in Vienna is a rural farmer

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>vibrant cultural scene

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There's plenty worse. ISIS is almost dead anyway and most of Damascus is safe. At least it has laws.

city people are retarded and incompetent

No it wouldn't. Paying someone 30 Euros per hour to scrub tolets and shit off the ceiling is not sustainable. They would force the workers in the building to clean the toilets.

not in damascus either you mong

I think Vienna is the only Austrian city in that index. They only evaluate big cities

>ISIS is almost dead
As a offensive force. It still lives on as a crime syndicate and it operates in Damascus very much.

Hurr I am jelous my parents condemmed me to live in bumfuck nowhere where the only entertainment is drown away the desire to commit suicide with alcohol

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why?

>Operates in Damascus very much.
I mean not really.

>scrubbing toilets for a living

Easterners do this, not Mutumbu.

baghdad is even more crazy, how is it the worst city in the entire world? it's not even the worst capital, pretty sure cities like kabul and sanaa are way worse, let alone african cities

Because some things are simply not worth to pay more than a set amount. Lets say you need someone to count potatoes. Would you pay them 100 Euros per hour? Of course not that's insane, you'd rather buy a machine that does it for you than pay that much

>Easterners do this, not Mutumbu.
He has no choice with the AMS change and now with more and more immigrant hating government employees in the AMS in the next 5 years. Either work or suffer.

Oh sweetie, anything of value you can do in Vienna you can do where i'm from just with a lot less muslims lurking about looking to rape you

Hell it's not even the worst city in Iraq. Mosul got destroyed by airstrikes and that area still has sleeper cells

lmao defensive flyovers itt

>Oh sweetie, anything of value you can do in Vienna you can do where i'm from just with a lot less muslims lurking about looking to rape you
Which is a load of horseshit because you only read trash tier news that are written simple enough so a rual tard with fetal alchohol syndrome like you can read it comfortably.

Kek you're like those people from Malmö denying that their city is filled with shitskins waging streetwars

Nice. So if we don't let immigrants in we build machines to clean our toilets.

>Kek you're like those people from Malmö denying that their city is filled with shitskins waging streetwars
Because if you're not exposed to fake news or not have a tumor on your right amygdala you realize that Sup Forums memes don't much basis in reality.

Visit Vienna for 3 hours max, buy a guide to show you all historical places and never come to that shit city ever again. Any other medium/small austrian city is 10x better than that shithole filled with turks and niggers.

If you only visited Vienna you have never been to Austria- my Austrian grandma

Alright sweetie, you keep denying reality and i'm gonna go outside now where the air is not filled with the stench of shitskins. See you hopefully never

>Hey listen to my slavic extreme paranoia

I've been living next to shitskins my entire life. if you're not some little manlet bitch they treat you with respect.

Protip: authoritarian right wing worldviews are only capable of producing and fostering shitholes reflective of the selfish subhumans who whole such views. This is why "leftist" leaning areas have higher living standards for the majority.

>Either work or suffer.

In theory, that's how it always was supposed to be. In practice, it is pretty easy to keep leeching especially if you're a dumb fuck who doesn't or can pretend he doesn't speak the language so nobody hires you.

Not really.

>Mr. Huber needs a sucker to clean toilets Achmed. he doesn't care that you don't speak german. Accept the job or face sanctions. There are plenty of jobs out there that require nothing more than a somewhat working body and being able to comprehend hand gestures. They pay shit but that's what they get for not learning german. They have only been allowed to leech because past government employees had too much empathy.

i mean if you live in that city since you were born and you are probably young you are used to it at this point, but one of most common things tourists mention when doing Vienna>Bratislava>Vienna is how many nonwhites there are in the former

But croatian towns look like paradise and there no refugees

They don't do shit they prey on the most weak and pathetic males maybe one in a while on a blue moon maybe sometimes exceptions happen in a multi million city WOW so scary. Who the fuck cares. Fucking right wing media writing clickbait bullshit for ad money fuck them.

How does it feels to live in a pleb landlocked country?

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Berry nice :DD No seagulls shitting on my car.

well mines been there 5-6 times so don't be too mean

But in shitholes live people and life is evenful
while in good countries live robots.

desu Vienna is pretty nice. i would only have the people gassed and the city resettled by actual austrians

Actually, most employers want at least some basic German for communication, even for shit tier jobs;

>There are plenty of jobs out there that require nothing more than a somewhat working body and being able to comprehend hand gestures.

No. Unemployment is the highest among people without an education and without sufficient language skills specifically because there are not enough jobs for this group out there. It's probably not that hard for Mr. Huber to find an experienced Eastern (though even natives do this job) cleaning lady and Ahmed can keep loitering at the railway station.

Yeah when they can choose of course they take the one who can communicate. But when the AMS doesn't play along they have no choice.

>Unemployment is the highest among people without an education
Because some jobs are not even worth 7 Euros per hour which is the minimum. This will change in a few years believe me.

Getting drunk and dying hitting your head after slipping in a shitty staircase is eventful?

worst thing about Vienna. i had a cleaning lady from Albania kicking me out of my room. i tried to explain to her that i still had 2h before checkout. she looked at me funny, so i repeated myself in German German. she finally gave up and called the front desk to translate.

but muh brown ppl

yeah and they have 5 children while Austrians have one, two at best. Its not only about crime, you have entire poor districts where you wont find on European, let alone Austrian, we once got lost and had trouble finding anyone that spoke German

>had trouble finding anyone that spoke German
I'm calling bullshit by a shizophrenic slav

>yeah and they have 5 children while Austrians have one, two at best
1)3-4 1st Generation daughters get sent back home for marriage
2)2-3 children in 2nd Generation because they get used to luxourious living children become secular degenartes just like austrians
3)1-2 3rd Generation children are fully degeranate now embraced western decedance like everyone else

Why do you think Islamists are so buttmad about Muslims living in the west? Because they know degenerancy is stronger than any religion.

Vienna belongs to Poland

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No amount of meming will change the fact that Sobieski arrived 1 month too late and we therefore hold out without your help and you faught a starved force.

But capitals always just shitholes with shitpiles init

When you live in a country where all cities are above rank 100 this must seem logical

Both Mosul and Aleppo are probably not eligible for the survey.

What's so bad about Leningrad?

Id rather live in Baghdad
Less niggers there

I thought Melbourne was the most liveable city for the last 9 years.

Paris and Vienna are only the world's most livable cities if you think this is the 1890s. Protip: Van Gough and Mahler are dead, long dead--they look more like Lagos now.