Why can't Americans into cheese?
Why can't Americans into cheese?
Thomas Brown
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Isaiah Scott
Obsessed
Jack Carter
What's "american flavor"? Freedom? 56%? police violence? Pretty confusing.
Benjamin Rivera
shart
Henry Mitchell
pls tell that is fake. Fucking embarassing
Jack Green
>american flavoured imitation pasteurized process cheese food
Christopher Long
''american flavored imitation pasteurized process CHEESE food''
John Wilson
When invest all of our research points into weaponry instead of cheese.
Julian White
>cheese
No it's cheese flavored slices made out of chemicals
Ryder Morgan
More wholesome than yours Pekka
Christopher Young
based
Ryan Turner
SaNdWiCh SlIcEs
Andrew Ramirez
It's just congealed vegetable oil and flavoring. And artificial colors
Mason Nguyen
>american flavoured
Jacob Rodriguez
>MMMM. I love to put cheese food on my sandwich.
Levi Rodriguez
no wonder their life expectancy is third world tier, Jesus Christ.
Daniel Jenkins
>american flavored imitation food
Grayson Ward
56% cheese 44% syrup
Dylan Gomez
Only niggers and people in trailer parks eat this stuff.
Jaxon Davis
>cheese food
William Walker
>Kraft Singles is a processed cheese (American cheese) product manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1949.[1] One of the more famous ad campaigns involved the claim that each ¾ ounce slice contained "five ounces of milk",[2] which makes them taste better than imitation cheese slices made mostly with vegetable oil and water and hardly any milk. The campaign was lambasted for its implications that each slice contained the same amount of calcium as a five-ounce glass of milk and also more calcium than imitation cheese slices, which eventually led to a ruling by the Federal Trade Commission in 1992 that ordered Kraft to stop making false claims in its advertising.
I knew it. Another "artifact" from the post-WWII period that should have died in the 1970s.
Christian Price
>processed cheese (American cheese)
Landon Parker
The 1930s-60s really did some damage to the American diet that we haven't entirely recovered from.
Michael Adams
I guess this thread proves that all the best and brightest Italians emigrated to the US and only the genetic refuse who live with their mom at 40 were left behind. :^)
Josiah Brooks
>¾ ounce slice contained "five ounces of milk"
how do you put 5 of something in ¾ of something?
Mason Young
Then again, I doubt I'm finding any decent cheese in ex-commie cunts knowing what gommunism did to the food over there.
Jack James
if you're asking if we have better cheese than yellow squares of plastic and cheese roam then yes, we do
things like "imported goods" exists
Cameron Anderson
We have Podlaski cheese which is pretty good yellow cheese
And we have oscypki made out of sheep milk (and other mountainer cheeses I can't even properly name)
And yeah, of course we have a lot of imported stuff here, french, italian, greek and english cheeses are widely sold even in most shitty markets (like Biedronka/Jeronimo Martins)
Iberian cheeses are far less popular, but yet they are sometimes sold in Lidl or Kaufland
Reassuming - yes, we have better things to eat than "american flavoured imitation pasteurized processed cheese food"
Nicholas Carter
Why do Americans put sandwich slices on puddings?
Christian Smith
>if you're asking if we have better cheese than yellow squares of plastic and cheese
So do we, you just have to be willing to pay for it.
Kayden Wright
evaporation brainlet
Jacob James
>individually wrapped slices
why waste this much plastic?
Logan Allen
Now you see, the thing is you're not allowed to defend your position as an American
Henry Collins
If they weren't individually packed, they would stick and if they weren't sliced you'd have to slice it yourself. Americans don't slice their own cheese because they would have to clap, tip the cheese and put their shows in fridge after every slice.
Zachary Gonzalez
That's not pudding, that's a slice of apple pie you absolute heathen
Owen Martinez
I've never eaten american cheese but gouda cheese slices you can just easily pull off from each other. Does the vegetable oil in american cheese make them stick more?
Cameron Brooks
ITT: Yuropoors try to banter Americans. They never succeed, but they keep trying anyway.
Brayden Watson
>implying you won't find sliced burger cheese in europe
Jacob Reed
You can buy vile industrial bread/cheese/mayonnaise/ketchup anywhere.
Owen Roberts
This isn't even banter, yet you're butthurt. Apparently when euros do banter you stay butthurt for the rest of your life.
Adam Sanders
>Why am I fat and getting cancer sooner starter pack
Jonathan Cox
Does it say "imitation pasteurized process cheese food" on the cover?
Justin Myers
Where's your god now, Pietro?
Jaxon Reyes
>vile industrial bread
I honestly wonder how subway manages to turn a profit in this country when there will always be a local bakery/lunchery right around the corner
Joshua Stewart
I can't speak for you, but apparently the jig is up over here.
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Ryder Torres
sliced cheese is not the same as imitation pasteurized process cheese food
William Young
That looks like actual cheese though, just sliced. It's the right colour for one thing
Oliver Ramirez
>Americans think every type of sliced cheese is the same as American plastic tangerine cheese slices
Isaiah Ross
Lincoln White
Robert Morris
why are you trying to change the topic?
Jaxon Smith
Absolutely booty-bothered.
Zachary Cook
A Bong of all people should not be pointing fingers about obesity and inedible processed food.
Levi Johnson
nice autist shoes
Julian Long
MEDITERRANEAN cheddar.
Ethan Morales
We're nowhere near as fat as you though, I don't even know what you're trying to say here. What dies have to with cheese?
Ayden Wood
Not sure about those, but I actually quite like those fake cheese products like the cheddar slices or nacho cheese since I almost never eat them.
Same with like McDonalds food. I eat it like once every two years but when I do I love it.
Zachary Sanchez
>American flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food
Jesus Christ. People actually eat that?
Josiah Lee
Poor people and niggers mostly.
Jace Ward
>he doesn't slice quality British cheddar onto his homemade burgers, but is content with German imitations
Jason Perry
We also have a similar product and they have to be individually packed because of it.
Asher Rogers
So, the 90%?
Ryan Hernandez
Thankfully I don't live in Mississippi. :^)
Ryder Thomas
No, 9/10 times I do. Which is why I enjoy it so much when I don't. Since I'm so used to real cheese or homemade burgers.
Dylan Gonzalez
See "Process Cheese Food" and not just "Cheese"? It's because we don't consider that cheese it's just made with cheese.
Aiden Morris
American "food" is not fit for human consumption. Look up olestra if you have a spare mo.
Jeremiah Bell
>What's "american flavor"? Freedom? 56%? police violence? Pretty confusing.
Freedom and also evidence that this isn't American.
Joshua Davis
you realize that you can buy real sliced cheese at any american grocery store too right? I know we're meming here but I just do want to make it clear to Yuros that we do have actual cheese.
Caleb Mitchell
Never seen this and that's pie. Most people eat pie with nothing on it or put ice cream or whip cream on top.
Julian Adams
>I've never eaten american cheese but gouda cheese slices you can just easily pull off from each other. Does the vegetable oil in american cheese make them stick more?
Really? On our Gouda that's slice they put these little peices of paper in between.
William Anderson
>Americans think every type of sliced cheese is the same as American plastic tangerine cheese slices
>Brits think Americans only have Kraft singles and don't have delis in almost every grocery store that sell all kinds of domestic and imported cheeses sliced.
I know you have to keep your little memes going but a lot of Americans aren't poor and can afford not to eat cheese product.
Noah Flores
>We're nowhere near as fat as you though, I don't even know what you're trying to say here. What dies have to with cheese?
This denial.
28.10% obesity isn't that much better than 33.70% fatty.
Adrian Ramirez
Kevin Bennett
I thought that Gulf Arabs were among the world's fattest people.
Austin Wright
does it taste like deluded exceptionalism and the moral high ground
Nolan Jackson
There's nothing deluded about it, honey.
Brayden Myers
... apple pie is a pudding you fucking retards
Brayden Watson
shut the fuck up *Nglo dog, our baking traditions come from the germans and dutch, they've nothing to do with you
Juan Brown
Oh, sweetie...
Isaiah Campbell
Better have that with my butter coffee.
Matthew Adams
people eat apple pie with a wedge of cheddar, at least in philadelphia
Leo Adams
I am deeply offended by this thread, fuck all of you.
Adam Brown
I unironically buy that, its called american cheese even lmao