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new edition

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youtu.be/iAlCm6zlMAA
i.imgur.com/fwTM7pb.gifv
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/203615
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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silly billy

>16 year old lasses coming out of school

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Why are there no time travel games?

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v cute

day of the tentacle

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going to teach my cumslave to do a nazi salute on command

*hears the sound of mum's car pulling into the driveway*

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dumb frogposters

*hastily finishes wank*

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Honestly people who love FIFA are cringey. My mate recently said "yeah I'm thinking about moving to ac Milan", stupid cunt thinks he's his career avatar.

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pooeuye ppopeeeeeey bum bu mbu bpooee haha

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chrono trigger

sad lads

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ate some dried figs in the morning, poo should be here any minute now

waiting for the government to contact me and whisk me away to do something important for humanity or the sake of the UK like using my anime skills in order to track criminals or give me a job as a secret agent haha

any day now lads haha

very high number of toad posts so far

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what the fuck does that mean you stupid fucking pillock

ah yes the gentle rumble of the volvo

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i hate people

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should be studying but im not waha

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mummy didn't ask me how my day was going just now as she came in from workies

bad days are a coming lads

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my life for england

life is strange

first official day of spring break

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what is he listening to lads?

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You find out your cock is actually the largest in the world. Everyone else has just been faking it and lying. What do you do first?

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still remember when my parents refused to do this after I turned 5, not a fat cunt just big

1500ug

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is 6ft at 180pounds ok??

Wish there were more RPGs set in medieval times.

sorrry dont speak yank

>come out of tescos
>14 year old girls walking home from the local chav secondary school
>one of them grabs my nuts and offers me a drink

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TAIG HANDS POSTED THIS.

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Unitoil is actually much worse than call centre toil. Runts however simply can't imagine the strenuousness of mental labour.

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Quite poor actually

took 10 ug of LSD this morning gonna give microdosing a shot

Lidl to hold 'Autism Aware Quiet Evenings' in their stores

can't cope with getting old

yeah

isn't microdosing more 40-60ug

why??

hate kids like that
there's literally nothing you can to retaliate

YEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUCH! lol

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kek unirunts die when they enter work

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Holy shit Paisley was even more based than I thought.

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gchq shall be hearing about this noncery

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cannot fathom the sort of people who post pepe and retarded pepe unironically

youtu.be/iAlCm6zlMAA

>retarded pepe

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there's obviously more to this story though

he probably had a personality disorder or was a stuttering NEET freak

I'm 6ft and have £10000 in savings myself

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shut uP!

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>unirunt cope

maybe I just went with the first thing i read haha

I guarantee his boss was some deano who busted his balls about being a nerd lmao

I meant like proper aaa games, Its quite strange nobody has made a game going through different points in history

I think you'll find the person that cant understand a simple question is in fact the stupid one.

Still dont understand numnuts? Your the retard!

Celtic master race

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i'm not wrong though

to have a PhD in a STEM (even if it is a meme one) and be completely unable to find work means there's probably something wrong with your personality

going to kill myself soon i reckon. not looking forward to any continued existence so just gona quit now.

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because you'd have to make loads of different assets for a game like that, and at the AAA level you'd have a giant game that took up hundreds of gigabytes

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>900 years ago

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you're not going to get much out of 10ug lad

can't stop thinking about the 6.8/10

brits are so funny wish i had a british friend

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its true
ive found having a phd puts some people off hiring you but most like it
you also get lots more interviews as people are interested in what all this esoteric physics is actually like

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no you don't
stop talking

all my tutors at uni at the moment are yanks

and i go to a supposed russell group

for shame

yes mate we fucking get it you have such low standards you're obsessed with a certified munter

GOD i wish this were me
i.imgur.com/fwTM7pb.gifv

ah yes Newcastle

Absolutely fucking based the fenian religion should be outlawed again.

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Miss me yet?

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haha theyre all asians here

absolute state we had no yanks and thank god for that would not be taught by a yank, we did have an italian though

should be hanged along with Blair and May

love the welsh
hate the irish
simple as x

she's not a munter
she's really cute

you thought you were going to a Russel Group uni but turns out you applied to Russell Troup, an organisation made up entirely of yanks called Russell haha

You know what to do faggots
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/203615

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love seeing fit yank birds on british soil

can just tell they're right dirty slags

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Love pints
Hate everyone who isn’t like me
Simple as.

Minimalism is a mental disorder

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MAKE THEM GAY
AHHHHHHHHH

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>you know what to do

yeah I know not to sign up to a wrongthinker watchlist

chav kids are fighting the European tourists again

wish somebody would wipe out the br*tish

anything under a 9.25/10 is a munter

>faggots
foy