Eternal Fenno-Italian Brotherhood Thread
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Bentley Lewis
Kayden Rogers
What do Italians drink to get wasted?
Wyatt Myers
Nicholas Morris
spotted the s*rdinian
Cooper Butler
William Collins
HELLO !
Eli Morris
hello friends
Ryan Lewis
New /mämmipizza/! These truly are comfy times we are living in.
Benjamin Sanchez
Parker Martin
Levi Harris
Hello
Angel Taylor
Luis Davis
doggos over all
Jason Rodriguez
Jack Ortiz
Can you find Ichnusa in Italy?
Christopher Jenkins
so cute
Chase Bell
I like mountnigger.
Michael Fisher
Mamma mia who-a put-a mämmironi in my pizza pasta :DDDDDDD
Ayden Campbell
I search a recent Italian movie (a comedy I think and successful in Italy) where at a moment of the movie there is a horse in a house.
Someone see what movie I'm talking about?
Robert Cook
Vodka or grappa usually
Wine and beer to get just a bit drunk
Kayden Lee
Looks good, do you like grappa?
Cooper Russell
I do, my favourite kind is grappa barricata, top quality grappa is a great way for getting wasted.
Wyatt Mitchell
I have no idea what you are talking about Pierre.
Nicholas Lewis
So it's matured in a barrel? Haven't tried it. When I was in Italy the last time I bought as much cheap grappa I could carry. Finns and cheap alcohol is a recipe for disaster, needless to say even the smell gives me bad flashbacks.
Ethan Williams
I feel lonely, help :DDD
Adam White
You are in /mämmipizza/ no one is lonely in /mämmipizza/.
Parker Sanchez
>So it's matured in a barrel?
Yep.
>Finns and cheap alcohol is a recipe for disaster, needless to say even the smell gives me bad flashbacks.
It's the same for me with vodka, once I bought a bottle of vodka for like 5 euro and that time I got so smashed I couldn't remember anything from 10 p.m. to 2 p.m. I woke up in my house with legs covered of blood and naked.
Brayden Kelly
Adam Nelson
Jason Richardson
opinions about fusion jazz?
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Austin Reed
*licks his lips*
Josiah Lopez
Adam Kelly
I'm not a great fan of jazz.
Adam Davis
Jeremiah Allen
Leo Phillips
Oh thank you, I couldn't find it.
Angel Howard
I'M HUNGRY!
Aaron Reed
Me too
Nathan Carter
For some reason my pee pee got hard.
Gavin Collins
Polan pls go
Andrew Garcia
Eli Flores
Wtf I can't watch it.
Lucas Gomez
thread's dead
RIP /mämmipizza/
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Robert Gray
Not yet!
Nicholas Clark
Räikkönen is such a weird dude. I can only barely understand what he says when he speaks in English. and he never smiles
Chase Johnson
>Polan pls go
Levi Jenkins
Lies and slander
Landon Martin
Aren't all finns like Iceman?
Dominic Allen
the main difference between Räikkönen and the average Finn is that Räikkönen never tells jokes. The average Finn tells jokes sometimes and smiles for a couple of seconds while telling one.
Dylan Bennett
Tell me a finnish joke!
Elijah Fisher
kek'd
Kevin Stewart
all finnish jokes are about swedes being gay
Kevin Morgan
Go on.
Nathan Sanchez
Aiden Bailey
Nice
Ethan White
Connor Brooks
Cute!
Anthony Gray
A swedish military ship saw lights infront of them so the captain of the swedish ship ordered the swedish ship to contact the source of the light, the conversation went as follows in green text
>you are in our way, move t.swedes
>no you need to move t.other
>this is the captain speaking, i'm ordering you to move t.swedes
>no you move t.other
>this is a military vessel you move t. swedish captain
>this is a light house, you move t.other
Evan Hughes
Pretty gay indeed.
Brandon Taylor
Nolan Campbell
Thanks, nice video btw.
Logan Rodriguez
A Finnish woman wanted to have a vacation in Dorset. She was looking to rent a small one bedroom apartment for a month and asked the landlord if there is a WC in the apartment. Being British, the landlord didn't know what a WC is so he asked around town what it might mean. He ran into a priest who told him that WC must mean World Church.
Delighted about learning what a WC is, the landlord wrote back to the woman:
"The WC is only about half a mile from the apartment. It is open every sunday and thursday. This might seem improper if you have been planning regular visits, but many come with snacks so they may enjoy the view. Especially in the summer there are so many people that I advise you to come at least an hour early. There are 80 sitting places as well as standing places so there's enough space for all. Acoustics are great so even the smallest sound is heard. My wife and I haven't attended WC in two weeks and it has been painful."
Daniel Long
A man enter in a Coffee.
Splash.
Christopher Campbell
Strange humour but nice, do you also have the stereotype that english people are dirty and smelly?
Oliver Thomas
it's funny because nobody visits churches anymore in the uk
Ryan Ramirez
not really
I only know one Brit guy and he only visits Finland to get away from his family to smoke weed
Nathaniel Garcia
Alright everyone poswt your all time favourite i guess.
In an asylum mad people are becoming too crowded so the boss needs to let some of the madmen out. To assess whether or not patients can be let out, a door is painted on the wall. Nurses then tell the patients that the door on the wall leads to freedom if they are able to cross it. Every single patient freaks out and tries his best to open the painted door, except for one, who just sits laughing at the others. The nurses approach the sitting guy hoping to be able to release him and ask him why he is sitting. He answers "because i have the key"
Carter Rivera
No burgers?? Only pizza?!?! xDDD
Matthew Hill
Carson Hall
I will be honest i have been meaning to make pizza with hamburgers since i was 10
Alexander Howard
Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev are all in a train. The train stops. Lenin suggests:
Perhaps we should make workers fix it.
Stalin puts his head out of the window and shouts, If the train does not start moving, the driver will be shot! The train doesn't start moving. Khrushchev then shouts, Let's take the rails from behind the train and lay those in front.
The train still doesn't move. Then Brezhnev says, Comrades, let's draw the curtains, turn on the gramophone and pretend we're moving!
Then Boris Yeltsin drives the train off the rails and through a field.
Andrew Cruz
A sardinian man is the oldest man in Italy, the national media meet him for an interview:
>Mr. Gavino, you are 130 yo today congratualation t. news
>Oh thank you, today is a great day! t. oldman
>Can you remember what's has been the best day of your life? t. news
>Oh yeah, once I lost my favourite sheep in the woods but I and my friend found it in the woods and we fucked it all together t. oldman
>We can't tell this story on tv, we need another story, what about the second besy day of your life? t. news
>One day I lost my favourite cow in the woods but I and my friend found it in the woods and we fucked it all together t. oldman
>Same problem mr. Gavino, can you tell us what happened in the worst day of your life then? t. news
>I got lost in the woods t. oldman
Hunter Bell
I am sorry, but we don't have the Russia hateboner, i didn't get kruschev and Brezhnev. Also only know Boris was a cool drunkard, but i guess that's enough to get his part.
Camden Russell
I'll just post an old sitcom I like
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Anthony Torres
sorry for the mistakes but I'm tired.
Cooper Hall
>I'm tired
You are never going to get a mammipizza GF with that attitude, step it up boy.
Andrew Robinson
good one
William Martin
I don't get it
Jackson Mitchell
gavino got buttraped
Caleb Price
that's a terrible joke
Kevin Adams
Don't you have "you get buttsecks now :DDDDD" jokes in finland?
Isaac Ross
not that I know of
gay sex is serious business in my opinion, it's not a joke
John Butler
Well kinda, this one french (I think) animation got dubbed in finnish and aired here. The joke here is that they get to choose between death or chi chi.
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Asher Peterson
Aw :3
[spoiler]Finlandia[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Cazzi...[/spoiler]
Jose Thompson
Ah yes, that one is international.
Jonathan Fisher
it's common knowledge at this point that gay sex is sophisticated (unlike your failed spoilers)
Jeremiah Martinez
Also loved thiso ne in middle grade, we had a very uptight and rulefollowing girl in our class and we used to bully her saying she was married to a BBC. One day some friend discovered this joke and changed it to fit her and her black husband who we called Osvaldone.
Osvaldone wants to marry Matilde, but first he needs her father's consent. Her father is racist so he says he will accept the marriage only if Osvaldone passes three impossible challenges.
First Osvaldone must defeat mike tyson in combat.
Osvaldone fights and wins.
Then Osvaldone must swim to America and back,
Osvaldone goes and returns.
At this point the father is is desperate and as his last chance he says
"To marry my daughter your dick must be 60 cm long".
So Osvaldone answers;
"Ayo no problem Osvaldone cut"
Parker Reyes
I thought it was funny
Christian Hill
>"To marry my daughter your dick must be 60 cm long".
>So Osvaldone answers;
>"Ayo no problem Osvaldone cut"
explain
Connor Allen
finnfriend you sound like you have a problem with jokes. the implication is that his BBC extends beyond 60 cm so he says he will cut it to make it 60 cm.
Levi Brown
who /insomnia/ here?
Blake Sanders
>implication is that his BBC extends beyond 60 cm so he says he will cut it to make it 60 cm
uhh, what? 60 cm dicks are fucking fantasy
the longest cock I've ever seen was 25cm
Anthony Murphy
tell us a joke, please
Blake Howard
Asher Ross
All right i am going to have to ask you to step out now sir. This is a comfy thread and we don't want bait in here.
Asher Smith
Summer time will be the death sentence of my already disturbingly bad sleep
Eli Murphy
Why is it that whenever it gets hot i can't sleep? It used to be a summer only problem, now i can't sleep in spring either.