Might wank 2bh
/brit/
fancy a wank tbqh
poo
poo nigger
>ket can't damage your brain
can see the effects of Olney's lesions taking hold
wanna wank together?
>doing drugs
enjoy that 30 point IQ drop
daytime /brit/ is fucking awful
can't stand yanks
the oneitis said she wants a man from Barnstaple
lads...
Benders OUT
Business Idea: People pay me $20 to not talk to them on public transit
finna transfer this bad boy to a cheeky better rate cash ISA on 1.16% interest
janny
Fuck the janny
Dude... like weed cures cancer n' sheeeeeit *starts drooling all over self*
done a very sloppy wank today lads
how come so many British girls have big tits? you truly live in a blessed land desu
Alri lads here the latest compositions.
vocaroo.com
A rather introspective and somber texture to them because the ex GF gave me herpes
PHWOAR
Why would you want to be smart? Everyone smart kills themselves because they realise how bad things are
peng slag on the chase
*a flock of Australians starts rustling in the trees*
i disavow all content heretofore posted by the person known as myself whomst woth just joking and didn't mean any of it
just read that someone tried to pull a Cruz today at my old high school
only one confirmed dead so far but two others are in the hospital
FOB
I'm glaswegian myself so have had to mute the telly
my autism prevents me listening to glaswegian accents
Why is that Yanks CANNOT handle the banter?
aussie hours are fine
Kiss me, I'm English
only the gunman is dead
Iil xan is operating on a sub 40 iq. Seeing this man talk is like watching someone with down syndrome
The truth is you shouldn't give a fuck about other countries. Africa, starving children, not our problem. It is unironically a dog eat dog world.
gARLIC LIME JUICE CORIANDER
big hands gave you herpes?
haha cool
*eats your dog*
and im the fucking chinaman
anime
Joint venture idea: you use that money to buy me passes
in the words of Stalin, a tragedy
He succesfully transformed into a middle-aged divorced woman with a drinking problem
alri
so glad we don't have guns here
It's a jew jew jew world
>pull a Cruz
he ran an unsuccessful presidential nomination campaign?
Comedy sketch idea: The Monty Python UFO turning folk into Scotsmen skit but turning folk into the IRA instead.
think britain just needs a very big reset button
isn't this that slag that has black boyfriend? i mean she's the girl from that picture in angel outfit right?
The Loneliness of the Long Suffering horny lad
honestly starting to get angry at being a kissless virgin lads
not sure how long I can go on like this
Never met big hands. The ex GF was very feminine looking but yeah she gave me herpes and it itches like a motherfucker. Had all tests done before we stopped using condoms except for hsv ah yes
so tragic
>alright since it's the first day to get to know each other better we're going to go around everyone, you'll stand up and tell us one of your reasons to live
Twitter has done more harm to human civilisation than the nuclear bomb
>ScottishPeople.png
Smell rotten
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
I had her pepe'd picture
pet rock doesn't want to stop taking drugs
pet rock thinks your advice is shit and you're probably a virgin loser lmao
The manchild/soyboy epidemic happened because men only go into the work grind when they have a family to provide for.
To have a family at a young age you need:
>traditionalist women not pursuing a career who want kids at a young age
>affordable housing for young men to purchase and raise families in
>good paying jobs with security that value their employees
>a good community that's binded together either through racial, religious or cultural homogeneity
Sorry, all gone.
having a chucle
cant stop thinking about the time I kissed the oneitis
It's not much better on the other side of the virginity fence tbqh. So just find your happiness wherever you can and don't expect it to come from women.
just needs a 10 million population of white people with a focus on agriculture and trades again. cities can be hubs of science and technology.
get rid of our soulless service-industry shite. just makes everyone depressed.
nigger
The government should give me a PhD just for surviving in this world despite high autism
i don't understand
thejournal.ie
the state of the uk if this is true
weird how close it is to the fanny innit
interesting point
@87133237
fuck's sake just drank an entire 6-cup moka pot to myself, regretting it already
quints
it won't change anything
t.knower
property alone is the reason why young couple rates are declining, who wants to live a life in eachother's bedrooms in their 'rents house?
The alternative is to give 50% of your salary to rentberg, fucking grim
HOW TO FIX BRITAIN:
yeah let's all be farmers haha
mindless peon
keep your guard up
should american teachers be armed?
I live in Scotland lad
angel outfit? yes. Black boyfriend? not sure what you are referring to
What do people in stereotypical office jobs even do all day
@87133162
S E E T H I N G
L I T T L E
C R E A T U R A
really makes me think
don't see how that's hard to believe
Decline job applications from obvious Sperg's
The ole dad is throwing his guts up lads
Reckon hes caught the flu
*jiggles your belly*
*brings face close to it*
Hello coffee, having a good time in there?!
One can only dream
he drinks the virgin beer
uhm, sweetie?
Off Mosque
why do people moan about free speech in Britain?
Britain has never been a country of free speech. Lady Chatterley's Lover was banned until 1960 for having a bit of shagging in it, and people were up in court for writing gay books as late as the 1980s.
constitutional free speech is an American imposition. the reasons for censorship may be shifting, but Britain has always been a censorious country.
Not quite the same thing as "I am Scottish" though, is it?
you haven't really heard what a dad throwing his guts up sounds like
phone post slyly under the desk
any straight lad want to practice bumming each other
>Tfw I wanked but felt terrible afterwards
muh heritage