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Might wank 2bh

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fancy a wank tbqh

poo
poo nigger

>ket can't damage your brain
can see the effects of Olney's lesions taking hold

wanna wank together?

>doing drugs
enjoy that 30 point IQ drop

daytime /brit/ is fucking awful
can't stand yanks

the oneitis said she wants a man from Barnstaple

lads...

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Benders OUT

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Business Idea: People pay me $20 to not talk to them on public transit

finna transfer this bad boy to a cheeky better rate cash ISA on 1.16% interest

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janny

Fuck the janny

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Dude... like weed cures cancer n' sheeeeeit *starts drooling all over self*

done a very sloppy wank today lads

how come so many British girls have big tits? you truly live in a blessed land desu

Alri lads here the latest compositions.
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A rather introspective and somber texture to them because the ex GF gave me herpes

PHWOAR

Why would you want to be smart? Everyone smart kills themselves because they realise how bad things are

peng slag on the chase

*a flock of Australians starts rustling in the trees*

i disavow all content heretofore posted by the person known as myself whomst woth just joking and didn't mean any of it

just read that someone tried to pull a Cruz today at my old high school

only one confirmed dead so far but two others are in the hospital

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FOB

I'm glaswegian myself so have had to mute the telly

my autism prevents me listening to glaswegian accents

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Why is that Yanks CANNOT handle the banter?

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aussie hours are fine

Kiss me, I'm English

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only the gunman is dead

Iil xan is operating on a sub 40 iq. Seeing this man talk is like watching someone with down syndrome

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The truth is you shouldn't give a fuck about other countries. Africa, starving children, not our problem. It is unironically a dog eat dog world.

gARLIC LIME JUICE CORIANDER

big hands gave you herpes?

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haha cool
*eats your dog*

and im the fucking chinaman

anime

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Joint venture idea: you use that money to buy me passes

in the words of Stalin, a tragedy

He succesfully transformed into a middle-aged divorced woman with a drinking problem

alri

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so glad we don't have guns here

It's a jew jew jew world

>pull a Cruz
he ran an unsuccessful presidential nomination campaign?

Comedy sketch idea: The Monty Python UFO turning folk into Scotsmen skit but turning folk into the IRA instead.

think britain just needs a very big reset button

isn't this that slag that has black boyfriend? i mean she's the girl from that picture in angel outfit right?

The Loneliness of the Long Suffering horny lad

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honestly starting to get angry at being a kissless virgin lads

not sure how long I can go on like this

Never met big hands. The ex GF was very feminine looking but yeah she gave me herpes and it itches like a motherfucker. Had all tests done before we stopped using condoms except for hsv ah yes

so tragic

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CREASING

>alright since it's the first day to get to know each other better we're going to go around everyone, you'll stand up and tell us one of your reasons to live

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Twitter has done more harm to human civilisation than the nuclear bomb

>ScottishPeople.png

Smell rotten

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

I had her pepe'd picture

pet rock doesn't want to stop taking drugs

pet rock thinks your advice is shit and you're probably a virgin loser lmao

The manchild/soyboy epidemic happened because men only go into the work grind when they have a family to provide for.

To have a family at a young age you need:

>traditionalist women not pursuing a career who want kids at a young age
>affordable housing for young men to purchase and raise families in
>good paying jobs with security that value their employees
>a good community that's binded together either through racial, religious or cultural homogeneity

Sorry, all gone.

having a chucle

cant stop thinking about the time I kissed the oneitis

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It's not much better on the other side of the virginity fence tbqh. So just find your happiness wherever you can and don't expect it to come from women.

just needs a 10 million population of white people with a focus on agriculture and trades again. cities can be hubs of science and technology.

get rid of our soulless service-industry shite. just makes everyone depressed.

nigger

The government should give me a PhD just for surviving in this world despite high autism

i don't understand

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the state of the uk if this is true

weird how close it is to the fanny innit

interesting point

@87133237

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fuck's sake just drank an entire 6-cup moka pot to myself, regretting it already

quints

it won't change anything
t.knower

property alone is the reason why young couple rates are declining, who wants to live a life in eachother's bedrooms in their 'rents house?

The alternative is to give 50% of your salary to rentberg, fucking grim

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yeah let's all be farmers haha
mindless peon

keep your guard up

should american teachers be armed?

I live in Scotland lad

angel outfit? yes. Black boyfriend? not sure what you are referring to

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What do people in stereotypical office jobs even do all day

@87133162
S E E T H I N G

L I T T L E

C R E A T U R A

really makes me think

don't see how that's hard to believe

Decline job applications from obvious Sperg's

The ole dad is throwing his guts up lads
Reckon hes caught the flu

*jiggles your belly*
*brings face close to it*
Hello coffee, having a good time in there?!

One can only dream

he drinks the virgin beer

uhm, sweetie?

Off Mosque

why do people moan about free speech in Britain?
Britain has never been a country of free speech. Lady Chatterley's Lover was banned until 1960 for having a bit of shagging in it, and people were up in court for writing gay books as late as the 1980s.

constitutional free speech is an American imposition. the reasons for censorship may be shifting, but Britain has always been a censorious country.

Not quite the same thing as "I am Scottish" though, is it?

you haven't really heard what a dad throwing his guts up sounds like

phone post slyly under the desk

any straight lad want to practice bumming each other

>Tfw I wanked but felt terrible afterwards

muh heritage