I have never seen a American

I have never seen a American

Why don't they ever leave their dystopia?

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Because all the memes about countries you see on this board is utter garbage, America is an amazing place to live in and many people unironically want to go there.
>inb4 le atrocidad

I have seen a few, it's fascinating how different they are from Europeans. Nice people

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

they're very noisey to my ears.

The only tolerable Americans are Europeanized Americans

Why the fuck would anyone want to sit on a plane for a full day to go to Australia
No, you're only allowed to parrot memes and shitpost here

Hello bobby how's your vacation in the middle east

For some reason quite a few of them come to Canada for a vacation. They always pay for everything in American money.

>They always pay for everything in American money
At Canadian prices? Even though theyre getting ripped off?

I have no money haha

Because every country outside of the US is a shithole

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Honestly, I haven't either.

I have met lots of Aussies here and know quite a few people who have done gap years down there. I wonder why it is not very common for Americans to do so?

Every country in the world belongs to America.

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Yeah, it always confused me. Most seemed like they either weren't aware of the exchange rates or didn't care about them. Some stores don't accept American money, but most places are happy to take it because of the exchange rates.

America so huge, we have everything! Did you know we have J-A-G-U-A-R-S?
But in all honesty, America is really huge, the cost of taking a road trip with your friends/family across a vast stretch of the country over a few weeks would cost less than visiting any European country for a day when taking into account airfare.

This

It's expensive to go to other continents and there is so much to see in America that you couldn't see it all in a lifetime of travel. I'd love to go to Europe or Australia or Japan or China, but I can more easily go on a trip here.

They come here all the time though?

Especially the Cal*fornian diaspora who caused all of our problems in the first place.

>Implying Australia is any better

In all seriousness, why bother traveling to another foreign country just to get teased and ridiculed by the local NEETS when you can stay in your nice comfy country that includes a variety of climates and attractions?

Because we have to spend more than half a day traveling to get to your island, and doing so is expensive.

>NEETs
I don't know about your country but here in Europe NEETs don't go outside

the few of us who have gone some place outside america tell us it is all shittier and more expensive than mexico so when we go on vacation we go to mexico because it's a nice enough country.

I don't have a reason to leave, I love living here. Great country, racism/classism isn't much of an issue since I'm on zoloft and xanax 24/7 and fail to realize even the slightest insecurities being projected towards my subconscious. Everything is great when you don't know what's going on or how people feel :)

That's right. I forgot that even the most recluse American NEET is more extroverted than your typical normie European. Is it really true that it's uncommon to talk to strangers? How did you make friends?

I'm probably the most extroverted person in Finland, I get along with almost everyone.

Be my fren pls

>"In all seriousness"
>memes

You seriously can't even help yourself at this point.

I imagine you are. To be fair though, I never actually met an actual European other than my Grandmother, but she hasn't lived in Germany since the 1960s.

Do a lot of finns you know visit America? Have you been to America before?

what is interesting there that would compel me to go there, not trying to be rude, just curious.

Americans pronounce Jaguar as JAGWARR

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>Why the fuck would anyone want to sit on a plane for a full day to go to Australia
Americans were the third most common visitors last year. Why? We just don't know.
tourism.australia.com/en/markets-and-research/tourism-statistics/international-visitor-arrivals.html

>muh me pure german breed

user was merely providing a reference point, you obtuse Russian.

How do you pronounce it?

jag-YOU-ar

Jag-OOO-AR

What the hell are you talking about, I see Americans all the time!

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british people are more likely to visit Australia than americans
tourists in general are more likely to visit France and Spain, or even fucking thailand
these are the leaderboards for tourism

also americans are super nice in real life, i hope i was american
its a shame they're so retarded online

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>its a shame they're so retarded online

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I see them everyday.

Too broke to travel, too brainwashed to want to.

freedom is best and hard choices

are the RL americans as dumb as the online ones?
do only the smart/friendly ones travel abroad and visit the EU ? maybe i had luck and only met nice americans here in spain.

no they're probably nice bc southern hospitality and fear of god.
only autists and neets post online, and they're always miserable about something.

Many people want to come here becuase they want to make money
They see it as a shopping mall.
Living here is a nightmare tbqhwyf.

t.Juan "DREAMer" Valdez

Because we love Australia and her people

What?

Depends on the state. Some states in USA have a really high quality of living, some don't. You can't just generalise an entire country like that from the perspective of the state you live in, especially when it's as enormous as USA. I can understand how New York and other city states can be awful though.

Please never leave the country retarded 17 year old. You're the kind of person that makes us look so stupid

I live in Kansas

So then OP is a dumbfuck

What do you think? Figure it out. What kind of person spends 6+ hours a day on a Laotian fingerpainting site spamming memes about who's white and poasting various incarnations of a drawing of a toad. Would you call that person well adjusted and intelligent?

>Kansas
No wonder you think living here is a nightmare, you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

I live in California, lowest standard of living.

What's bad about Kansas?

Not him,but it's nowheresville. Nothing but farmland and nothing to do but think about corn.

Too many Indians, Muslims, niggers, and Jews
Yes I hate it.

The American presence on this website is probably 50% underage. 50% are delusional alt right trump tards from reddit. And 75% complete and total social outcasts.
The average non native English speaker on here has a completely different selection bias associated with them.

t. USA Federal government

No money to move

This is the Internet, everyone is retarded on here

Yes the US government is deeply concerned with the image of its underage frustrated autistic virgins in the eyes of their international counterparts

>Kansas
>Indians,Muslims,niggers,Jews

Isn't Kansas like 80-90%white?

Isn't Kansas one of the more Whiter states? I've never heard of a Black person living in Kansas b4

>my CIA ass is on FIRE

Incorrect. I live in a suburb of Kansas city and there are many niggers, Indians, Asians, jews, Muslims, spics and other shitskins. In the west of the state its completely Mexican. We are barely 70% white

I guess compared to QUATAR usa is indeed better.

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census.gov/quickfacts/KS

Seems really White to me

I seriously wish I had an American friend. Or at least some kind of foreigner friend. I love meeting new people.

Never seen an American here, brits, chinese tourists can be seen,

I think Americans only go to Sydney and maybe Melbourne because they're too stupid to know any other city. Never see them in Perth. Did you know that we have Q-U-O-K-K-A-S?

>76%
>white
In all honesty Kansas city and irs surrounding areas (where I live) and the west of the state are full of non whites
If you stay away from them its pretty white.

I'd be your gaijin friend but I'm too autistic and unstable to have friends

>because they're too stupid to know any other city.
why so butthurt?
>Sydney and maybe Melbourne
maybe because they're the only places worth going

>there are americans that think their country is 1st world

Your over exaggerating

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I live here and i see it every day.

Dont worry. Come to Finland.

I can't afford a plane ticket and I'm black so I'd just get my teeth kicked in if I went over there anyways. Sorry user I hope you find a gaijin friend

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Every black dude on here is a total weeb anime fag... why

Just because there happens to be brown people who live next door to you doesn't mean your entire state is filled with brown people.

My neighbor is a jew actually
A poo nigger lives down the street from me

Don't argue with stupid racist people from the south. There are no victories to be had

>Kansas
>the south
There's nothing wrong with being racist either you fucking white leftist faggot

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Sup Forums started off as a anime/manga board and I'm not a weeb.

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>My neighbor is a jew actually
Depending on what kind of ethnic jew he is, he may be white. All I'm saying is, you can't really argue against statistics using anecdotal experiences.
I think he means you are a southerner, hence why he said "people from the south".

I'm not leftist. Sad that these days the defining line between left and right is whether you complain about shitskins all day or not. And yea fyi kansas is part of the south

Well I'm not, i was born here.
No it isn't its in the Midwest you dumb fucking Yankee cocksucking faggot

>you can't really argue against statistics using anecdotal experiences.

Smart Qatari

>if the statistics fit my narrative then it's true
Would unironacally fucking beat the shit out of you irl

>kansas is part of the south
Uh sorry dude, but it actually isn't. It's midwestern.
Thank you :3
You're doing the same thing too you hypocrite.

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Already been to jail for fighting
I'll do it again
When? This place is being flooded with racial foreigners and i see it every day with my own eyes.

I did meet one.
He was some old obese history teacher who was passing through the country and was invited to hold a discussion in English with the students. All I remember about it is that the dude treated us like some third-worlder African kids then bragged about how they bombed us during WW2.

>When?
Right now, when you just disagreed about census stats just because it doesn't fit your worldview.
>i see it every day with my own eyes
I believe you, but maybe you're just exaggerating it cause of your area is all I'm saying.

go to glebe or pyrmont in sydney

can't fucking go to broadway mall without overhearing those cunts, they're so fucking loud irl

Come live where i live and come to work with me and you will see what i mean. Fucking brown people everywhere