Date white chick

>date white chick
>have dinner at her house
>food is always bland
I can't take this anymore.

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What's on the menu?

Cum on a cat and lick it off. Flavour and protein.

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Unseasoned mash potatoes and overcooked unseasoned steak.

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You're not a nigger and you don't have a girlfriend. Why make us look bad with this mutt tier larping?

>date white chick

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>date

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>dating a wh*toid
disgraceful to be honest

>dont date a white princess

WHAT THE FUCK MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

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>Live on country with great varied cuisine and lots of nice food
>Parents never bothered learning to cook
>Ate bland microwave food all my life

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>Date white man
>Cook him delicious dinner
>Get pounded hard in bed

Gay

>You're not a nigger
Not white either.
>mutt tier larping
I am considered white in America though. Can you guess what I am? :^)

ill give you all the dick you want as long as you cook good

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Thats actually homo dude

it's literally illegal to be gay in singapore. You must repent

Some cultureless halfbreed.

What race are you?

Guess.

Are you the sandnigger with the Italian gf?

Human race

I wonder how the food tastes in Goulburn. You'll be going there once ASIO kicks down your door, you worthless shitskin.

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>Living in Goulburn
That would be good enough of a prison as it is

>be sandnig
>nuke your tastebuds with spicy food
>be delusional about other peoples food
I too used to drown my food in sriracha to the point where I couldn't taste anything.
>bland potato mash and overcooked steak
Your gfs family just can't cook. Nothing to do with race.

No I'm the sandnigger with an Irish/Anglo/whatever gf. Such is life.
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Did you have one at some point? I think i remember you from a previous thread.

>Your gfs family just can't cook. Nothing to do with race.
I know mate just farming some (you)s

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Nope. Probably some other arab.

See you soon, faggot.

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not sure about you guys, but I like to cook my steak with semen.

Really brings out the flavour

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>cuck white girl
>family gets mad
Ayyyyyyyoooooo whiteeeey mad afaf

doesn't she have spices in her home, just take it and put it yourself lel tough shit if she bitches about it.
imo nothing wrong with just mashed potato + salt tho (+cream?), as long as there is something else flavorful. wasn't there at least some good mustard in the house?

Nice

Shut the fuck up Lebo cunt I'll fucking bash you at Bankstown station.

I'm 100% Australian.

you're a feminist cuntry, so it's expected to happen.
gay

I don't know i laughed so hard at this

You should've gotten a brazilian girlfriend

>date Latina girl
>get invited to have dinner with her father
>dinner is served at 17:30
>we eat potatoes with broccoli and some meat

>20 minutes in she starts twerking

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Women in general can't cook for their lives, so

and then go back to plugging toilets faggot

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Masyaallah brother, repent now.

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