OH NO NO NO AHAHA OH NOOO

OH NO NO NO AHAHA OH NOOO

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jesus wept

unexpected

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giv guld

FUUUUUUU

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See the problem with the muh heritage meme is if you reject it then you must accept non-Europeans with Danish passport as Danish

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAVAHAHAHAHA

This image takes a completely different meaning now.

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oh no no no

OH NO NO NO

Or you use a criteria which requires both ethnicity and nationality

THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING AHHHH

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yeah absolutely no difference between generations-ago migration and some african given a pity passport

*inhales*

I truly wonder what goes through the "MUH HERITAGE" brain that they'll believe they belong to a nationality/culture of a country they have never set foot on.

See, what happens is that people here of some ethnic origin grew up hearing their parents say "I'm German" as a short form of "I'm of German descent", and back then it would work because you could hear their American accent and know what they're talking about. Now, especially with the internet, they make themselves look like idiots.

You should be asking that about those Algerians and Africans

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jesus

But in these images, they act like they know better because they are of a specific descent while living 10 000km away from the country that is being talked about.

You should only be able to claim "muh heritage" if one of your parents is not a native and that's about it.

That's because they're literally teenage redditors.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF kek

Well yeah

1/2

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2/2

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Danone.
topkek

Thankfully there are not many spanish americans and I do not have to endure this kind of autism.....

Pretty much everyone in my german class in high school was a muh heritage fag

Don't "latinos" (mexicans) LARP as spanish sometimes?

To be honest using that ancestry is just an old and forgotten way of seeing things. America in the 18th century or 19th was in some places a nation of nations, with remote towns or families where German or French was predominantly spoken until the government completly mandated English in schools after or around WW1. Look at Texas German or Maine or Louisiana for French. Those who succeeded those speakers forgot the language and mixed with other Americans who had the same identity issue, creating mutts.

howling remembering Sup Forums trying to learn french to shill on twitter

No, They dont.

God i hated the time during my cunts elections on this tibetan tapissery forum.

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Sup Forums was literally begging for terrorist attacks to happen because they were so unbelievably assblasted that Macron won.

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Dios mio...

Jesucristo....

oh dear

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this is b8
now stop posting reddit ffs filty d*Ne

It's not right to make fun of this one. Lad is probably mentally ill.

americans are insane

>americans unironically believe this

I knew an American girl who looked mostly native American who claimed to be Scottish because one of her great grandparents or something. She even believed that she was descended from Scottish nobility. Why? She had entered her last name in one of those heritage websites that gives you a tartan pattern, she took this to be proof that she belonged to a "clan".

All the other ones are good jokes but this is actually true. Maybe not to the extent he described (California and Oregon is more akin to Germany and Luxembourg) but the point still stands.

quality bait
i predict at least five angry european (you)s

I'm an angry European.

>All the other ones are good jokes but this is actually true. Maybe not to the extent he described (California and Oregon is more akin to Germany and Luxembourg) but the point still stands.

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take this (you) and begone

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@87166948
>All the other ones are good jokes but this is actually true. Maybe not to the extent he described (California and Oregon is more akin to Germany and Luxembourg) but the point still stands.

an créatúr.......

(you)

>"Oh, so you're from Europe?"
>"Yes, but to be more specific, I'm actually from Belgium. You see, all of our countries are so unique and different, it's important to specify. because otherwise you may think I'm from Poland!"
>"Oh, cool!"

>"Oh, so you're from the US?"
>"Yes, but to be more specific, I'm actually from Maryland. You see, all of our states are different and have different cultures, mannerisims, etc, so it's good to specify, otherwise you may think I'm a hick from Arkansas!"
>"OH MY GOD AMERICANS NOBODY CARES WHERE YOU'RE FROM AMERICA IS ENOUGH JESUS CHRIST LIKE SHUT UP ALREADY THERE IS NO REASON TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE FROM AT ANY LEVEL DEEPER THAN YOUR COUNTRY, GOD."

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>Dont speak the language
>Average plastic american culture in both states are the norm
>We wuz germans und scheisse

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maybe not states right next to eachother but san fran/cali and Mississippi is like comparing sweden and some slovakia

This is your last (You) from me, it's only to inform you that this bait was garbage, you've tried far too hard it needs to look more natural.

>posting things from reddit
you should be perma banned

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nice proxy john

Saying from which state in the U.S. of A. you are from is comparable to saying from which region in a country you are from for an European. And even then it's a longshot.

American culture is quintessentially european whether you like it or not.

Yeah sure and you are quintesseintially british

Agreed, just be your (regular stupid) self and you'll get more (you)s

teach me how to get these yous pls

That's absolutely correct. The difference between Oregon and California culture is huge. Oregonians don't pump their own gas while Californians do bro!

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See, this is a non-sequitur as Pakistan derives its culture from the sub-continent. America, however, does derive its ideals and notions of culture which is reminiscent of a the european continent.

They might be grotesque representations of european culture, but they are indeed the decocture of europe's culture.

Also I am Indo-sycthian vedic aryan perso-arab, alexander was my ancestor who mated with a member from the indus valley civ :)

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Holy shit, just imagine actually being like this

you europeans are dumb, why would I claim heritage to any of you.

If Americans all have such rich and unique cultures, then why are they obsessed with the culture of their ancestors?

Holy hell.

They all think that they’re descendent from nobility.

the nose knows

Las abominaciònes...
Los monstruos...

Technically, wealthy slave owners and their mullato offspring were descended from nobility.

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How do the rules on that work?

Jesus...

>wrongfully using the word technically

Wealthy slave owners had rich relatives back in Europe, what's so hard about that?

Probably like this
>I'm in the south
>My skin is white
>Slaves were blacks
>So all white people must have been rich plantation owners
>Rich == Nobility
>I'm nobility.

I'm 1/4096th Atlantean

My lord... like 1% are decendant from nobility then.

>Or you use a criteria which requires both ethnicity and nationality
Unfortunately European governments and the migrants descendants now see themselves as "Danish" despite being some weird cultural hybrid. At least in the UK they say British instead of English.

>THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING AHHHH
You're the "Dane" with the Nigerian father aren't you?

Fuck me. In 20 years americans will fucking biologically merge with the seats of their stupid cars.

How does that make them nobility? There were a few nobles in the 13 colonies but even if they stayed around for independence they would just be common citizens after that. A noble without peerage is a commoner.

>amerishart doesn't know the difference between nobility and bourgeoisie

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I'm totally on USA side this time. When I say I'm Italian I don't want people to think that I'm from the south. So if I were American I wouldn't want people to think that I'm from California or Texas. The region is important!

imagine wanting to be danish

>american
>wearing skirt

I don't believe it. Way too classy for them.

>But in these images, they act like they know better because they are of a specific descent while living 10 000km away from the country that is being talked about.
Because for all populations a certain number of people are retarded.

I have 1/4 German ancestry that is distant but we kept in contact with our German family and I have a few German friends here, so we see each other enough that I could give my opinion on Germans as people (the sense of humor thing is true). However, I'd never say I was German.

On a side note, some places the German immigrants left a huge impact as far as cooking.

this is why I've just stopped talking about my dual citizenship with people, it was fun as a kid but it really brings out the autism in adults

>working 50-60 hours a week to make ends meet
Never understood this. I'm going to be $150K in debt when I graduate, but with living expenses. loans, and taxes, I still would be able to work 40 hours a week making $18 an hour.

Probably a miniskirt judging how slutty American women are.