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Welcome to my thread

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2D >>> 3DPD
good thread

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Yup I beat you once again

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>kuro
hnnnnnng

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Gonna sleep
Nah, you are weak, would overpower you

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damn those teeth are hot
yeah but I don't mind since I love Kuro
okay have a good sleep
very strong I am

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exhentai.org/g/844608/47c39ca1df/
heaven desu

Yeah she is hot
Yup she is almost like a vampire.
>yeah but I don't mind since I love Kuro
Where you preparing to make a thread?

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Will
Not as strong as me however
Would knock you off I am

Fake pic delete!

The absolute state of /balt/ threads

yeah I want to fuck Kuro
>Yup she is almost like a vampire.
you mean parasite cause they survive of sucking other's blood?
>Where you preparing to make a thread?
I saw you post while not replying to anyone and it was up to 150 images already so I assumed you were planning to make one I didn't even bother
will not
I am much stronger than you
you delete my images first

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why are lolis so hot?

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Will enjoy sleeping yes
>160cm 45kg boy
>stronger than me
:-)
Okay, deleted

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good
I am bigger than that and weight more than that
oh nice yes

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>got naked in front of a stranger
What a fucking whore, bet she fucks strangers raw and let them cum inside and then sends you pics of her creamed pussy...
Yes, see ya!
Okay, 163 and 47, still much weaker than me

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my image glad that you saved it though
she doesn't shiburin is pure....
goodbye
still much bigger and weight more

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Who doesn't want that.
but she doesn't suck blood
>I saw you post while not replying to anyone and it was up to 150 images already so I assumed you were planning to make one I didn't even bother
oh eye see

They should sell doritos chips in Lithuania

That is how our brain is programmed. We were born to love them.

exactly lewding Kuro would be the best
>but she doesn't suck blood
I know I know still those teeth are hot as fuck

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Yeah.
They are pretty hot
Very nice ass looks yummy

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>glad that you saved it
Tch...Dumb qt
SHE DOES, SHE ASKED ME FOR FOR A DRINK
BUT I SAID MEH AND THEN A GROUP OF GUYS SURROUNDED HER AND TOOK HER SOMEWHERE
Sayonara...
>much
>much
Ugh, not cute....

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couldn't have said it better myself
good taste
>Very nice ass looks yummy
yeah they have some nice fan service in darling in franxx desu

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Oh, wait, that was my image until it got stolen

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hahahahaha
lies stop making stuff up
you're just jealous cause you're small and weak....

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I want to eat with 02

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Ugh!!!
Not lying... She smelt like cum when she came back...
I may be weak but I am veeeery tall and buffed

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>he keeps going to sleep
lol
btfo
lies all lies I took away shiburins virginity
hahahahaahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha in your dreams hahahahahaha

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thanks u too
agreed

gonna watch some anime

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yeah see you

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!!!!!!
Not lying, I kissed her and licked her pussy and she had cum in there
What is so funny?

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heh
wtf why did you lick my cum out of her pussy???????
>you tall >buffed
hahahahahaha

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You are so
smol, I bet you would fit in that box too..
No, not your, it happened in a cool club, you are not allowed in cool clubs...
Yes? that is true
see ya

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>You are so smol, I bet you would fit in that box too..
would not
shut the fuck up it wasn't shiburin then
proof?
bye bye....

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I want do all kind of things with 02

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Would.... nice
It really was
>proof?
*lifts you*
>...
Ahahaha, lonely? See ya...

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for example?
no not
wasn't
wow you are able to lift your monitor you are as strong as an eleven year old lol
nope just like dots

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YOU WOULD
Bitter truth... or sweet lies... Choose one
Ugh!! I have 2 big monitors!!
Lonely boy who has no friends......

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>Miku
>Cute hair color
>Small breasts (Flat is justice)
>Cute tummy
>Thighhighs
I love Miku

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everything you can just do with another person

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would not
both would be lies from you though
lol still weak.....
shut up not lonely
Oh makes sense

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Why do you post so much anime?

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Anime site

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Both would be sweet from me*
NO, not weak
Okay, not lonely boy

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no
very strong
yes not lonely

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You're supposed to link my post when you respond. Otherwise I don't get the (You)

>thought of that 12'th episode again
fuck, fuck, fuck
that was exactly the point

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Nice reverse-NTR
YES
I am indeed very strong, thank you
But lovely. ahahahahaha
>fuck fuck fuck
Gonna cry, crybaby?

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yes like reverse-NTR
NO
you are WEAK
hmm okay??? lol
>Gonna cry, crybaby?
no.............

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>likes NTR
Cuck (good that you like it...)
>admits that I am strong
>then calls me weak
Nice bpd
Ahahaha, lovely boy
Good, you should not cry anymore...

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PLEASE DIE AN UNRULY DEATH PLEASE DIE PLEASE DIE PLEASE DIE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DIE PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS DO IT PLEASE

disgusting fucking weebtrash faggots

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What is Latvia doing here?

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yes girl cucking a guy = bad
guy cucking a girl = hot
no you are very weak
shut upppp
not crying
go to sleep dummy

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what are you?

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Both are hot, yes
So? Who needs muscules in 2018?
>shut uppp
Record yourself saying that please
Crying every night.......
Yes

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no only one.....
don't know some normalfags
nooooooooooooo
no I am not
nooooooo

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You guys keep posting
/balt/ in my threads

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The former is hot, yes
Yes, only dumb normalfags like shit like muscules, big dogs, football and winter
Okay
Good :-)
Yes, tsundere, good night

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no
yep
yes very okay
yes
see you

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animayy!

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>another episode of weebshits being weebshits

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anime...

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grug no like female of own tribe
grug only like female of slant eye tribe

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Hello fellow Baltic people, how are we all doing today?

terrible

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Asked mommy to buy me Soylent so I can waste less time eating and the that time to watch anime

I woke up way too early and couldnt get back to sleep

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well meme'd old chap

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Oh dear, why?

You silly sausage

GROSS. fuck you weeaboos aka baka gaijin

>I replied to 90% posts what are you going to do now lol?

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>snowing again

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>video starts with an advertisement to some organic food shit, or to some book listening site that you have to give your credit card info to get one month free
fuck off

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weebshits ruined my day and i had a bad game so my day is ruined even further
stellar post

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KILL YOURSELVES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"Champ, put that game on pause, will ya? We need to talk. Your mother and I have been getting worried about you. You've been spending way too much time on that idiot box. No, no, Champ, we've already been over that contraption that we found in the package last week. We're disappointed, but we're not mad, either. But you've been sitting here in your room doing nothing since you graduated three years ago, Champ, and that's got us wondering: What do you plan to do with your life, Champ?"

"Some of your classmates have become very successful, Champ. Just the other day, I bumped into your old schoolyard friend Chud, Thad, or Chazz or whatever his name was -- you know, the one who called you all sorts of funny names when you saw each other in the hallway? Anyway, he recently got the job as the Emergency Services Manager for the county, and he's makin' bank. He's driving a brand new Acura MDX, and he just moved into the three-story house down the street. He even got hitched to that one dame you were always harpin' on about -- that smoking hot blonde with the funny name: 'way-foo' or 'Yuanaytis' or something. And they've even got a little girl on the way. How about that, Champ?"

"They asked me how you were doing, but I didn't wanna embarrass you. I told 'em you just got home from the Peace Corps and that you were in-between jobs. Well, today is the day you look them in the eye and tell them you're working for a living, Champ. I'm gonna drive you over there so you can talk to Chet or Charles or whatever his name is, give him a firm handshake, and ask if you could work there. I'm sure he could get you a job down at the recreation center or the mailroom or janitorial services or something. Whaddya mean it'd be embarrassing? Champ, your mother and I aren't gonna be around forever, so it's time you got out into the wider world and took steps towards becoming an adult - like your friends did. Besides, aren't you three looking forward to catching up after all these years?"

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a good and loving father

Fuck you dad im gonna kill myself if you dont leave my room RIGHT NOW

Go out with your friends and have a few beers, you'll feel much better

I had a tapeworm(s) once. I was part of a team developing a breed of corn tolerant to high altitudes, and our test area was in a mountainous region of southwest Latvia. I had been there for several months when I noticed I was losing weight. At first I chucked it up to being in a foreign country, but I began to grow weak and lose energy. I went from 190lbs to 155 in the course of maybe 10 weeks. At this time I had constant muscle cramps, my hair was falling out, and I was racked with anxiety that I had cancer. I was sent home and as soon as my doctor saw me he ordered a battery of tests and prescribed me about a half dozen pills. One of these was for the treatment of intestinal parasites. The morning after taking it I go to take a shit, and I shit out 3 feet of silky white worm. The fun part was the worm was much longer than 3 feet, so I had to pull the remaining 8 feet or so out by hand. I could feel it move inside me as I tugged, and it was as horrible as it sounds. There were also a bunch of little white ones that looked like mini spaghetti noodles. To this day I have no idea what I ate that caused all this.
tl;dr- Never go to Latvia.

don't rub it in
just be on your way

>replacing few words in a text and pretending to be creative
truly sad

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>making a green text and attaching an anime image in the hope that someone recognises you
pathetic

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You're only enemy is you'reself. I believe that you can make friends if you just try hard enough

fuck off britshit

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>britshit comes to a general and already thinks like he owns a place
Hitler was right

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Hey now let's not be mean, we're all friendly Balts here

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Listen Champ, I know I'm your stepfather, but I think of you as my own. It's killing your mother and I to see you waste all your time playing video games and those Chinese cartoons. Fact is, you're too old to still be living at home. When I was your age, by that time I'd fought in a war, owned my own house, and had been promoted to manager at my job. Ten years later, I was a regional sales manager. Point is, you could be doing a lot more than this, sport. You need to sort yourself out and clean your room, bucko. Take a shower, get a nice suit, and go out to apply for some jobs. A firm handshake and can-do attitude are all you're missing. And what about meeting a girl, slugger? Your mother is starting to wonder if you even want a girl if you catch my drift. Ah, sorry to say that, champ. What I mean is that we're really wanting to see some grandchildren. Good talk, buddy.

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t-thanks dad

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idk what this is but i saved it so it's probably funny

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ah it's jack
the legend

Umm, looks like you accidentally locked the door. Can you guys let me in?

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Open the FUCKING DOOR!

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