café aesthetic edition
might like to
go to the show?
phwoar look at this thread
wish it was summer time already lads
jews have done nothing wrong though
what's that? you like anime?
oh i like "yellow culture" too
3lt frosty jacks
4 cans oranjeboom
it's not a gimmick
I need her
can't wait to see you get your comuppance
There are a similar amount of calories in 3 weetabix as a bowl of coco pops
gimmicks involving recurring femoid characters will never have staying power on these hallowed grounds
curry tonight you said? "brown culture"'s my favourite
ive never been in love before
The wall kinda sucks. I liked it when I was having my sadlad phase but after that passed I found it really unbearable.
Comfortably Numb is good though
this is about me and my struggle
it is not a gimmick
have never met a single person in my life apart from this lad who didn't know what "black culture" is
Yeah but coco pops taste so good.
*makes simian noises*
just got misgendeured
started calling normies "locals" now
normie is cringeworthy now
utterly embarrassed myself in front of professor toilberg in his office. time to drink some 'liquid confidence' to compensate.
do most girls have sex toys?
local to where though
I call them regulars or normals
what do you mean bakayoko? you don't like reggae? but that's "black culture"
come on, give us a song
you must no some, you're black after all
Weird how we used to have weetabix with water down here as it was cheaper. But now it's cheaper to have it with milk.
one day I went to lidl
WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIDER
Remember girl with ears, remember marriage work girl, remember 6.8, etc ?
Resounding "No!" is chanted by /brit/ elders
americans are so stupid that haughty europeans on facebook should control our government policy and legislation
*hooks 'exotic' batteries on your nipples*
sorry pataweyo but cider is "white culture"
it's not yours
you forgot the tranny at work
great gimmicks imo
loved the progression and updates
schizophrenia is mental innit
Hate non whites
Hate non muslims
shagged her once so i dont care
Why do you hate yourself?
whites non Hate
Hate non whites
convinced Tim's a comic genius with an imperishable drive
I am white
unironically walks her dog in the same park as me
don't know what people see in this dwarf
all disgusting pakis to me, no difference
my black gf gimmick was the most successful slag-based gimmick in living memory
how come in america black protestant is literally a religion?
Pajeet has wares.
Sunday is the most segregated day of the week
why is it always mentally deficient uggos who post their faces
same with the paki tripfag
NOT ONLY has my mum refused to make tea for me tonight, she's also refused to inform me she's refusing to make tea for me tonight
honestly she's lucky I don't shoot up this entire house after a stunt like that
Would love to be one of the surviving men of a devastating war going home to fuck hot slags after 90% of Chad's died and they have very little options.
Literally have dreams about it.
Would love to be one of the surviving men of a devastating war going home to fuck hot slags after 99% of Chad's died and they have very little options.
Literally have dreams about it.
Unacceptable behaviour from her
lad just make your own tea
I've been doing this for years and I'm now pretty damn good at cooking
I can have delicious food every day
blacks tend towards a loony religion that's questionable theologically and is centered around charismatic preachers. It's akin to some western and southern revivalist sects but it's very different than Mainline Protestantism
I don't consider blacks protestants and not really christians
Would love to be one of the surviving gays of a devastating war going home to bum hot lads after 99% of Chad's died and they have very little options.
Literally have dreams about it.
it will only exacerbate if you don't act now and don't act hard
make your mum tea ungrateful twat
I love love love the 6.8
just want to be with her and hug her
Love beef wellington
Love sea salt toffee
Plenty of white European (mostly French and German) women landed up shagging and marrying black American men. Crazy what war does to women.
there's 6.8/10 on my course
Finally figured out how to play the intro to satellite by sex pistols on guitar.
She say I'm insane, yeah
I might blow my brain out (hey)
Xanny, help the pain, yeah
Please, Xanny, make it go away
I'm committed, not addicted, but it keep control of me
hate myself so much but also so happy i'm not you
scary to think that there's people out there who can't cook delicious food
Why would a white person join the eff which is run by genocidal maniac Julius malema?
we like to drink with desk lad because desk lad is our mate
sacked in the morning
made some steak and kidney pudding
pour a half pint of beer and frosty jack for an experiment
anthem of a generation
This, she raised you, least you can do to apologise for neethood
Do southerners call them dinner ladies or lunch ladies?
what's the best way to tell the job center you got sacked
what do you think i've been drinking the last 12 hours?
calling dinner "tea"
one user is getting too much attention so Oxford bisexual has to post a photo of himself
who's he texting?
just found out the 68/100 hates decimal places
I didn't evolve from a woman
just trying to comprehend the existence of a neuro typical must be so weird
But you call it lunch. Outplayed.
I thought the 6.8 had a bf or am I confusing her with some other gimmick?
his contact at gchq
Just found out the 0.68 appreciates a logically scaled rating system
it's SCHOOL DINNERS
NOT SCHOOL LUNCHES
DINNER TAKES PLACE AT MIDDAY AND TEA TAKES PLACE IN THE EVENING/LATE AFTERNOON
YOU DUMB AMERICANISED TWOT
you thick mate?
It's world poetry day lads. Write a poem for all the lads to read.
I just had a stew
I didn't really need to chew
I won't even like a Jew
Fascist uprising now.
scary to think that there's people out there who can't play the intro to satellite by sex pistols on guitar
your rhymes are shit
your life is shit
my life is shit
eat shit you shit
hello fellow /pol/lack!!!!!!!
recon i hate myself more than anyone else in this thread hates hemself
If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food
But not before they style the hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance
Not with all them rocks about
I'd rather be a blind moth
can play chopsticks on the piano
had a wank
did a poo
ate a lamb shack
no, make it two
The midday meal is called lunch but they're called dinner ladies. Just something I realised.
We also take our dinner to school in a lunchbox
through lunar crescents
sent the message
for lasting presence
Good poem lad. All the lines rhymed.
Bad poem. No rhymes at all.
business idea: start a podcast where logic and reason are used to discuss the news of the day, with a small hint of snark
Just made this, reckon it's any good
I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made;
Nine bean-rows will I have there, a hive for the honey-bee,
And live alone in the bee-loud glade.
And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow,
Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings;
There midnight’s all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow,
And evening full of the linnet’s wings.
I will arise and go now, for always night and day
I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore;
While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements grey,
I hear it in the deep heart’s core.
It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle
just donated 20 pounds to my princess, feel like a naughty piggy because thats all i could afford this week
no you utter mongs
it's hot dinners, and cold lunches
the term varies depending on the temperature of the food
if you have a sandwich, it's a lunch, if you have a burger and chips, it's a dinner
The midday meal is called lunch but they're called dinner ladies.
Ireland unfree shall never be at peace
it goes like this:
dinner or lunch either is acceptable
just got the floss out lads ready for the bleed
britain decides who is at peace
might have a quick tug over this, will slip her a cheeky tenner though. would feel like a criminal otherwise.
every poem is just a mockery of the spoken word
every STEM degree has a token bird
she might be a slut
we can't be sure but
she's a woman so it's likely the case
ireland should be vapourised
just died in your arms tonight
*gives you the fear*
just came in your bum tonight
*gives you the suck*
did a think
4 pieces of tesco cod(breaded)
half a bag of frozen wedgies
6x Mr Kipling battenbourg cakes
6 packs of wotsits
1 litre of frosty jacks
rate, feeling good right about now, mummy will be late home from toil so watching TV in the living room
who was that one teacher you used to wank over lads?
The fact that you give her a rating is troubling. How would you rate yourself mate? Judging women on a 1-10 scale is ridiculous.
What book are you lot reading?
state of the gimpy fourth player cunts who take the -£2000 amounts or more on the chase and fuck their team
How many kcals?
can just tell this is in london
are you ok *checks you all over for cuts and bruises*
gonna take a cheeky nap
literally every female teacher
would love to see them all tackle her at once
dont you yanks but reading war and war by lazlo krashnorkai
never you mind
all of the female teachers
implying I didn't make several fake facebook accounts that I managed to trick my fit teachers into adding so I could look at their holiday pictures, hallowe'en pictures and even some bachelorette pictures and videos where some of them went to a pole dancing class
Wanked my absolute NOB off.
no thanks, my life is good enough so I don't need any form of escapism
Democracy: A World History by Temma Kaplan
off to see a man about the dole
tfw no qt wholesome teacher wife
steamed hams & clams
what is brit lol
Barbarians: How Baby Boomers, Immigrants, and Islam Screwed My Generation
witty but no
no, i think she doesn't have a bf
might just pop some foil on this and pop off to bed
shit book but the title is accurate
I like trains
/brit/ is a social club, I don't come here to escape, I come here to discuss the musings of the modern greats such as woes and sargon with my like-minded fellow intellectuals
got all my uni offers with a personal statement I wrote in an hour on the day of the deadline haha
virgins cry out for sexual intercourse
I dated a 30 year old teacher when I was 21
never been to a football game
yeah i'lll wake up to a nice cheesy chips and some cider and that
Statement doesn't even matter lad, predicted grades are the only factor
im 19 drongo
not in czech unfortunately
Anime = shit
Govt defeated TWICE in the House of Lords today lads
not seen alan or jeffrey for a while, worried tbf
and your rocking it are you?
JANNY GET HIM JANNY JANNY
stupid frog posters
asians crave the british chub
brit = social club yeh i'm not at that level of delusion quite yet
the united kingdom is the most potent country on earth
no other country has as much political, economic and cultural influence as the UK
the british are the most powerful race on earth
pretty sure telling someone to get a better job is not legitimizing their current job
exactly why i'm a socialist and proud of it
i find it sad that i don't have family and friends i just went to mcdonalds and i was eating alone while there were many parents with their children, people with my age but with friends, etc i felt very lonely
one of my teachers sent me with the classroom key to get her bag from the classroom while we were all in the computer suite. so i went in and locked the door behind me and then went through her phone and bluetoothed some pics from her phone to mine haha she didn't wear lacey underwear just regular knickers
Sargon attacked by Antifa in King's College London
Lauren Southern, Martin Sellner and Brittany Pettibone barred entry from the UK
Tommy Robinson beaten up by Antifa
Count Dankula sentenced to prison for making a nazi pug joke
Decades of covering up the rapes of thousands of British girls by Pakistani grooming gangs in Telford, enabled by the authorities for fear of being called racist
golly what a rough two weeks to be British
need to poo
Speak for yourself.
reckon if I move out I will just never speak to my mum ever again
doesn't even mention russia
hmm I wonder where your bias is
hey grandson, hows life...?
An orwelian nightmare if there ever was one.
Reckon I'm hard enough for the Royal Marines?
people use electronic devices now
Everybody mentioned in this post is a cunt.
was mostly listing things enabled by the British establishment rather than outside threats
The biggest head fuck for capitalists is when you say 'What will happen when we don't have cheap labour anymore' (Ie. How China is trying to move out of cheap products and into Korean market style products). They always say 'their will be another market' (Vietnam, Pakistan etc).
This is them openly saying 'Capitalism only survives while we abuse cheap labour in a foreign land.'
An orwelian nightmare if there ever was one
Literal definition of anarcho-authoritarianism.
what's your point?
probably wouldn't fit you tb󠇦h since it's sized for a small japanese woman
how much would swim pay for a half gram of ket
'What will happen when we don't have cheap labour anymore'
Cheap labour will always exist because capitalism thrives on competition. If you provide a better service at the same or lower rate than your competitors you will do better.
know who all those people are
So what your saying is...
none i dont have any
so old (27) i had to google "w2c" haha
/brit/??!! more like /estrogenruckus/ aaammmiiirriiitttee? hahahhaaaaaa HAHHHAHHAHAHAHHHHWHHAHHAAAAWWWhhahhhahhahahhahhHahhhahah aaaaaaaaa
pay nhs porters and cleaners footballer wages
isomer or racemic
You don't know me
Wish we could take our laws seriously rather than just spazzing out and prosecuting people over nothing
going to respond to waste a bit more of your time k hun?
sargon and paul joseph watson are my favorite brits
e-celebrity rorkes are threats to British security but Islam is a religion of peace.
bet your mum buys all your clothes from ASDA's George range
yeah mkay thats oka babe x
my mental illness is starting to effect my quality of life
anyone remember the Northern Ket shortage of 2014
marx and lenin were twats
I was going to try lsd but I've been going a bit loopy lately too and I'm not sure if that's the best idea
Sort it out then? Maybe...?
my meds make me sleep 12 hours a day
pig in a poke
name some British intellectuals then
Was in hospital getting my bladder removed.
americna i am in love ith them i want american gf
Literally anyone with a PhD are worth more of your time than those hacks.