Could I pass as a local in your country?

Could I pass as a local in your country?

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You could pass as my bf in my boipucci

Yeah, behind the gates of a detention centre.

Yes.

beurette

thsi

I'm not gay :/
As a latino?

My bouipucci accepts straight penis too

country: no
city: yes

please ravage my asshole, i'll make myself look feminine and wax all my body hair

Why so?
Are you one of those French guys sending horny mps to Arabs on fb?

Of course not. You can't even do that in your own country.

because my country is white but my city is middle eastern

No.Go back.

no, too skinny

Oh ok I see
I always wanted to look like a briton :(

Avg German circa 2015

Retourne dans ton pays momo

J'y suis

Based Malta

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Really? We're not famed for our good looks or sense of style.

It was a joke, only blacks are in detention centres as far as I know. You like that image more than I do, because you're spreading it like wildfire.

Don't you guys look like Arabs a little bit?

no but you have nice brows.

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Too white

WAY too white

No

Thank you, they're pretty bushy tho
>tfw north african
>tfw too white for america

Show body

Some do, but not on the level of the OP image. He'd stick out like a sore thumb. I've never said this, and you reminded me of it; We call an ugly person an Arab to mock him.

>We call an ugly person an Arab to mock him.
rood

My cousin lived in Libya and when he could talk to a Maltese person no problem the guy was like, "Oh you know our language?" and my cousin said no, he learnt Arabic in Libya. The guy got pissed off at him for that

why is this? Do Maltese dislike Arabs?

And the Arab looking ones are usually ugly, so I guess that's a possible origin for the insult. Or maybe because we just hate Arabs.

I think it's just hate

Wait, tell me if I understood this well. Your cousin learned Arabic in Libya and the Maltese guy mistook it for Maltese?

I guess so.

Could I pass as a native in your country?

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Better yet, could my dad?

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Are you muscular?

YOUR DAD IS JAMES RANDI?

Slightly, why?

Then no, you wouldn’t fit in.

Sorry didn't know America was full of Chads

Could I pass as a native of your country

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You would fit in, Americans wouldn’t.

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lmao, no.

What I don't look like a Finn???!!!

Your facial features aren't common here, so you'll be presumed a foreigner.

Are you smart? How big is your benis?

It was ironic, my lips and nose are probably too big to be a scandi + my skin too olive

Every 5th 18 year old in this country looks like that.

How come?

Frankish genes

:3

Yes

?
>tfw look like a mestizo

Sadly, yes.

yes i thought you were brazilian before clicking the image

Yes, are you algerian?

Moroccan
Don't Brazilian have some native american features?

wtf You look really mexican

>brazilians
brazilians can be anything.
and yes, you look like our pardos.

>Don't Brazilian have some native american features?
Racially speaking, "Brazilian" is not a thing.

But I said "sadly" more because of your haircut and moustache.

>pardos
Do people unironically use that stupid government word for "you're mixed thus denied from having actual ethnic background"?

Definately

What's a pardo?

no, i just use it as a skin tone.

"Pardo" means literally "brown". It's some stupid word the government uses to avoid allowing people to self-identify as mestizos, mulattoes and the likes, but by it looks like some people use it for skin tones alone too.


Well, nevermind then. Sorry.

pardo = brown.

There isn't anyone that COULDN'T pass as a local here (well, maybe Australian aborigines).

yeah

Well I guess I look like a latino

No

You could pass as turd in my bowl. Do you want to see it?

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Could I pass as a local in your country?

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i got a boner

probably.

Yes as a gipsy

yeah, you the argie in france?

Shave your pedo stache

you look like a brayan, meanning a small time thief from the ghetto

Yes, according to my cousin at least he could understand Maltese very well

You could pass as a famous brazilian funkeiro.

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What kind of idiot did your cousin run into? Our experience with Arabic is usually them understand us while
we understand almost nothing, kind of a vice versa of what you mentioned. Now, to mention everything, since your
cousin is not a native speaker of Arabic, it might have sounded a bit more similar to Maltese for the Maltese guy due
to pronunciation and whatnot. Nevertheless, it is still silly to me.

>Our experience with Arabic is usually them understand us while
we understand almost nothing

how does that happen?

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Yeah I love hairy bitches and children too.

First of all, it depends on the dialect. Maltese is derived from the maghrebi dialect. Tunisians are those who have
the highest mutual intelligibility with us, and they understand us more than we do understand them. So there's a
bigger possibility for me to understand a Tunisian if they speak slowly, than an Iraqi for example and it goes both
ways I guess. Then there's also the pronunciation, them speaking fast because that's what people usually do in their
mother tongue, and the fact that we don't have every Arabic word in our vocabulary. Remember the other Romance
part of the language.

Probably. If you work at some indian buffet place.

Just say you're swedish and you are good to go.

Are you maghrebi?

No
People would avoid you because you look like a rapist

unironically this

What's wrong with white people?

>stop liking what I don't like!!!!!