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why so early you actual mong

the gf

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Just discovered I have a Guinness & Steak pie in the freezer.

Time for some supper, lads.

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any kissed a girl man in?

amazing how the crypto meme utterly terraformed /biz/

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Yank and wank rhyme.

alri
here's mine

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nah lol

hideo kojima's instagram is quite good

me yeah

remember to stretch lads

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out your anus.

fat shit

wonder which lad has the most (You)'s in /brit/ history

musky balls looks like he has aids

and now for something completely different

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No need to be envious, lad.

don't get it why not just kill yourself
all me

can just smell the sweat emanating from your fat folds

It definitely can be a pain but I think sizes are on the way back down again now at least

Thinking of creating my own /brit/ mansion, similar to the playboy mansion but you lads live there and only wear thongs around the house while you serve me

smells tasty ;p

post goth slags

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what's the pension like?

why is there so many benders ITT

Why are northern lads so proud of their shithole towns no one has heard of? And why do they feel the need to gather in groups and chant the name repeatedly on nights out?

thongs on boys dont look good

t. mate was curious one time

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>

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you mean that screenshot of the lad in the thong asking his mate if he would shag it then says it's him?

me naruto running across the road

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i'm crying a bit
weird. i don't feel that sad.

Artmaking has been around longer than the art establishment. Through most of history, the people who made art never thought of themselves as making art. In fact it's quite presumable that art was being made long before the rise of consciousness, long before the pronoun "I" was ever employed. The painters of caves, quite apart from not thinking of themselves as artists, probably never thought of themselves at all. What this suggests, among other things, is that the current view equating art with "self-expression" reveals more a contemporary bias in our thinking than an underlying trait of the medium. Even the separation of art from craft is largely a post-Renaissance concept, and more recent still is the notion that art transcends what you do, and represents what you are.
In the past few centuries Western art has moved from unsigned tableaus of orthodox religious scenes to one-person displays of personal cosmologies. "Artist" has gradually become a form of identity which (as every artist knows) often carries with it as many drawbacks as benefits. Consider that if artist equals self, then when (inevitably) you make flawed art, you are a flawed person, and when (worse yet) you make no art, you are no person at all! It seems far healthier to sidestep that vicious spiral by accepting many paths to successful artmaking - from reclusive to flamboyant, intuitive to intellectual, folk art to fine art. One of those paths is yours.

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tfw no goth gf

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i bet you ten quid there'll be a female protag in the next gta

There's actually a box of two. One for you and one for me.

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the cure isn't goth

people cry for all sorts of reasons. sometimes for no reason at all

Kanye rolls with Musk and Lucas
Shit. Now I wanna roll with Musk and Lucas

>what is faith

>we'll never get another gta as kino as gta 4

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>what is disintegration

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Are tears of joy gay

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Very good, but statistically speaking you most likely wont get it from being bumed to death

>what is pornography

CUTE

*begrudgingly accepts*

me want sex goth girl

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Rockstar don't seem like the sorts to pander to silly social fads

elon's face is missing a tash
he badly needs to grow a big moustache

turns out I might have polio. might genuinely off myself then

thought they eradicated that

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this aint goth, this is gay

realised i'm actually not a very good person in my heart, intellectually i can reason out the 'right' decision using a moral compass but often what i feel in my heart is different to this reasoned outcome

that's my mum wtf

I'm sure she's on allover30

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me on the left

Alri, big lad.

>Tonga

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i know, but it'd be a gimmick, and they're all about gimmicks
that said, they might test and find a female protag would make them less money
after gtav they'll probably stick with the multiple protag gimmick though, and making one a female is the next logical step imo

Any lads in London want to meet up for a late night beer and wank sesh?

rare

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now?

Would be funny if they made her an anti-feminist sort.

>yanks now can catch polio again
ah yes the so-called "first world" usa

or gave her a willy just to wind up the feminists

IT'S COMING HOOOOOOOOMMEE

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Book idea: hardboiled cyberpulp set in Neo-Pengdon circa 20XX

Premise: Muhammad Nowakowski is a no nonsense City of London cop who becomes embroiled in a Freemason conspiracy in the Republic of England and Wales
A pastiche of James Ellroy's prose, but in addition to the American slang (which can be explained due to the ever increasing influence of American culture on our country), I will employ a liberal use of cockney street talk, a smattering of Welsh, and a hint of Polish and Arabic.

Yay or Nay you niggers?

Cuppa as well, fella?

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honestly wouldn't mind this especially if you have multiple protags and if it doesn't turn into a virtue-signalling fest which really doesn't seem like a r* thing to do anyways
more variety n that

polio doesn't exist anymore lol

Actually I'm just the Australian who posts from PNG occasionally.

the eternal yearning
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it still does but only barely

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yeah sure we're awake arent we

literally how?

devious fuck

£60

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The pure blooded French-Norman vs the manlet native Briton.

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>when the 10/10 hourglass figure angel at work knows she has her wrapped her around her finger so hard she books you in for overtime when she's doing it so you can keep her company without even asking you

god i love her lads

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called my dad a fag: thoughts?

While you were posting "poo bum willy" on Sup Forums I was finishing up another book.

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*Saunters in*
*Starts bantering*

>native Briton

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did you mean it?

>knows she has her wrapped her around her finger

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you absolute melt

eating a ham and cheddar melt

No u

Im fat

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why you in Monga then?