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>sonic 3D blast
Sega Genesis and Sega Saturn
When introduced, only a few hundred thousand were released, retailing at USD$59.95.[4] Due to the decline of Dial-Up Networking and the more modernized, faster LAN connection, the Broadband Adapter for the Dreamcast has reached very high demand over the pre-packaged Dreamcast Modem. Some games can still be played online via the BBA through private servers, such as Phantasy Star Online, Toy Racer and Quake III Arena. Retailers such as eBay sell the accessory alone for around $100 to $200.
they're rare and expensive.
some mildly autistic gimmick to make me recognizable
Never not feel ashamed England.
youtube.com
my wife karen is so cute
Business idea: Darien Scheme 2.0
she's quite pretty
Karen is not your wife. Karen would only date a white boy.
The thoughts are back lads
Stop it lad. You might feel like you can't imagine a future where you're actually happy, where you actually fit into the world etc but it can happen. Happiness is a state of mind, you should look inward and begin there.
( you're in the wrong thread btw, this other one was posted before this 'un)
nah this guy is faggot. If you don't have your life together by your late twenties it's over. suicide is inevitable at that point this isn't a disney film where everything works out in the end
new meme lads
only epic wacky bruces will get this
Pre-toil anxiety.
One day I just won't go in, say I'm sick, find a Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands and rethink my life.
>I'm an artist
what made you post this
I'm an artist
gf could sleep through a fucking air raid, meanwhile I get woken up by the sound of her breathing and spend 8 hours of my night staring into space unable to sleep because of anxiety
Had to cut up a tree when I got home from work
Fuck her in the ass while she's asleep
>ass
fuck off yank
ass
white and based
*sips coffee*
Ahhh yes very refreshing
*opens the FT*
*slaps both the coffee and the paper out of your hands*
WE GOT TO INSTALL MICROWAVE OVENS
CUSTOM KITCHEN
DELIVERAYAYAYAY
...
*thinks deeply*
hmmm...
twat
no actually she's my wife
Ah yes, another day in the life of the most advanced life-form currently known in the universe. Why, I think I shall have a wank.
imagine being a full time mum
i'd invent feminism pronto tbqh
umm sweaty thats where i work
*sips the FT
ahhh
*opens my coffee*
*dabs towards Pol Pot's mausoleum*
imagine being a full time mummy blogger
screaming
today's fantastic opportunity
*sips soy latte*
Ahhh yes very refreshing
*opens the guardian*
I hate distance algebra questions. I can only do it by trial and error..
Chloe drove to her friend's house at an average speed of 60 miles per hour. She returned by the same route at an average speed of 45 miles per hours. What was the distance to her friend's house and back? The trip took one hour longer on the way home than on the way there.
Have an opportunity to buy an evora
Do I do it
Just got a glimpse of a girls hair extensions on the train, look pretty nasty when they're revealed, looks like some kind of bug nest
how high is the interest
Work: Full-time mummy
Education: University of life
Looking for my prince charming to travel the world with :)
Hello third grader.
you can only be a part time blogger, only after the kids are gone to bed and you have one glass of chablis too many! if youre a full time mummy silly
*inhales deeply*
hope you're all enjoying this beautiful spring day lads
Paying the entire value for it up front
>just remembered a time when my dad lied to me as a kid and now I'm angry
I remember I was trying to get into running, I asked him how far a mile was and he completely lied, saying that a mile was much longer than it actually is.
I gave up running because I thought 'if it takes me 50 minutes to run half a mile, I must just not be built for this shit'. I'm actually really angry about it honestly, what a prick. Doesn't help that he never taught me anything or spent time with me growing up.
You have a hundred grand just burning a hole in your pocket?
probably would've taken you 50 minutes you fat shit
he's going to get blisters on his ankles like that
sounds like you are just stupid
It's another 'user blames his parents for his own weakness in order to cope' episode
btfo
It’s not new, being sold for about 50k, kind of a steal is why I’m even considering
WE GOT TO MOVE THESE
REFRIGERATORS
WE GOT TO MOVE THESE COLOUR TEEVEEEEES
isn't distance just rate x time desu
might buy an armchair
cromwell on the map
Yeah this expensive car that's also expensive to upkeep is a real steal
mmm yes...I think...
poo
...
I was born, lucky me
In a land that I love
Though I am poor, I am free
When I grow I shall fight
For this land I shall die
Let her sun never set
who else to blame dave
doc asked me for a poo sample lads. been putting it off but today is the day i try and poo in a little bottle thing and take it in to the doc's
Sunny now is it
dave answer my FUCKING question
might fuck your ass in that armchair
literally all of my friends have gfs
and then there's me
ding dong
ding dong
DING DONG
DENNNNGGGGG
in their tongue he is sofa king. we todd ed
arise chicken arise
Hiding in the butterfly garden drinking (several) beers when I should be working ',;^)
EDIT: something happened
haha
you
/brit/ is your life now
It is when you can afford it and it’s being sold for much less than it’s worth
I’m 25 and can afford it and have the opportunity, rather not wait until I’m an old fuck to have a supercar I love
Got a gf I don't want
doing some hunting in kingdom come. just had sex with the miller's daughter in the barnhouse. felt great
me? I like think of myself as "spiritual but not religious"
I wish
I am a toilsman
sen her come star
friends caught the gf dancing with another bloke last night
she's trying to tell that she didn't do it and asking why I don't trust her over my friends
anyway, I dumped her 20 mins ago
fuck ME that's a big one
You did the right thing lad. Block her on social media and block her number. Don't let her weasel her way back in.
wish I was religious
Would never consider buying an expensive car until I owned a house and had good savings/income
me? I like think of myself as "poo bum shart"
yeah
she's beautiful and nice and that
but there's no way back from that shit
I do have a good savings and income that’s why I’m considering this
I could own a home but I don’t want to live permanently in the city I currently work in
good lad. that takes balls
I'll take her mate
An anus man myself, keep it simple
I bet it's nice to unironically think you're going to heaven when you die.
I'll hat myself.
> beautiful
> nice
90% of women are " nice ". Many are attractive. Personality is what counts.
poo
poo nigger
mercifully the anger is stopping the feels
DOUBLE TRIGGER GLOCK MAKE HIM DIDDY BOP BOY
any of you lads going to the toil?
woke up like 20 minutes ago and pet rock has already had a joint and a bump of ket lmao
hf at toil
how long were you together
if I wanted personality I'd just go for men instead
4 months
Arse is very tired of all this farting, just want it to end
sorry lad, you did the right thing though.