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Fried Thigh Fillet served with guacamole and Vietnamese slaw edition

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Poo

i'm not an alcoholic, i just know how to party!

Lads sitting next to someone on the trial with one of those shitty poet looking hats on who's chatting in the 'NSW fur administration team' (I am reading his chat apparently they're getting harassed)

Yiff yiff

Here's the chicken and chips I had, roughly speaking (can't derive an ought from an is)

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I wish Jackie Chan was my dad

Mmmm beige, delicious

Reddit here, he's a notoriously poor father

whatever mong said k-on and kirino mosaic i hope you kill yourself you retarded moefaggot

more of a donnie yen man myself

T. Whitney degenerate weed smoking son

3x beef patties, cheese patty, cheese, truffle mayo, pickles

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Watching The Shield for the first time. The early 2000s were hilarious.
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Me eating

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Do you feel that itch on your foot, lads?

COR!!!

How do you even eat this

Ah yes charred shit with plastic goop cheese slathered all over it, served with a sauce of grease.

with your mouth silly

Envelop it like an amoeba

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Some scruffy cunts ITT haven't brushed their teeth for a few days, you know who you are.

You halfwits wish you were as clever and witty as I

doing a paint

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>You halfwits wish you were as clever and witty as I

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hockey hair don't care

give her a willy yeah

sorry mate went down on yer mum and her vag absolutely reeks

poo fanny willy

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business idea: dental dams but for eating

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On Mondays I go to the small local library from it's opening at 9 to it's closing at 5 because my cities main library is closed.
From Tuesday to Friday I go to the main library from half 8 in the morning to eight in the afternoon.
Then on the weekends I'm there for six hours a pop from 10 to 4.

This is because I LITERALLY have no friends and I can't stand being either inside my room or outside all day.
I've been unemployed for 5 months now and it's a way of not having to confront my mother and it's also good exercise, two and a half hours of walking almost everyday.

Is this acceptable? My mother just told me I'm a freak and that everyone talks about me.

Are you a smelly homeless person

Hope my life never gets like this

not a word

>eight in the afternoon.

8pm is evening, not afternoon user

sad little man

I am NEET. A "mate" of mine is going to earn $2m this year. Not a good feel.

Describe what a Buckfast is to me.

I am smelly yes but not homeless.

I'll hope with you my friend.

I don't really feel sad about my situation in life desu.

your mum sounds like an evil cunt

>My mother just told me I'm a freak and that everyone talks about me.

liar

Is google broken you noodle noshing nip

what does he do?

weetabix keeps getting smaller
thanks brexiters

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It’s coz you’re eatin it!

Nothing wrong with being a NEET

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Females can't be truly NEET.

Aus cricketer. We grew up on the same street

Sorry, I don't have any boobs.

Why not?

twenty/20 big bash?

tall poppy syndrome, typical aussie

Because they can acquire a provider without any major effort.

how much flaxseed did he eat before this? lol x

She's alright when I'm working and was okay when she thought I had a social life. She thought that I was going out with my friends all the time but then found out what I've really been doing. Honestly I can understand why she's angry, but still it does hurt.

If you mean me user I swear to you on the life of the only person who I care about she did. If you mean her than I hope so.

Do you like this charming man?

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is that the guy from eraserhead?

noice

He thinks you and your people are subhumans

If there was Sup Forums in late 70s, would he be a web?

Got downvoted on Reddit.

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fuck your mother (not literally) shes just embarrassed about you so decides to be a cunt to you rather than be proactive in trying to help you

What did you say?

Moz from The Smiths

Fun Fact
Japanese don't eat dogs and we are not Chinese

Don't wanna say anymore blud

Fuck off. I'm happy for him. I just wish my dad had shown me technique and shit. I just swung the bat, I didn't know what I was doing. I was too young and stupid to think "my mate is super good, I should just copy exactly what he does and I'll be good". Wouldn't have made it as far as him anyway

hate this

"David Irving was right"

Morrissey is a genius and should start his own podcast

My life is a mess

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your life is not a mess

The two business plans:
>save up this years toil rewards for a Grand Tour of Europe and an hero when I return
or
>save up this years toil rewards and invest in bitcoin and pray that it succeeds and if not an hero

don't particularly like the right but absolutely hate the left so i've thrown in my lot with the conservatives

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oporto????

Blame capitalism

>type in /brit/
>NO RESULTS FOUND

dreading the day

personally hate politics

isn't that lad getting married today?
interested to see where his gimmick goes

yeah is was pretty good

hate racists
simple as

ANN IS THE BEST CHASER AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU OUTSIDE CUNT

the reason your country is doing so well as it does and makes your northern neighbour look like a primitive society is because of capitalism, lad

Don't particularly care about politics but not a fan on trumpf

>and makes your northern neighbour look like a primitive society is because of capitalism, lad

how do you explain Northern Ir*land then?

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poo willy

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Well, a handful of big corporations is making us poorer than your average Vietnamese. South Korea has the largest household debt in Asia and this is a sign much worse than death.

sargon of akkad? more like quadroon of mossad

I want to grope Emma Watson’s bum.

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proddies think basing a society on the Holy Bible is a good idea for some reason while the RoI has more or less embraced modernity
RoI is also more capitalist than NI. it has a habit of acting like a tax haven after all

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wonder what that thot would be doing if she had never been cast in harry potter

Hello Ann