First name thread

My dad is a fisherman and named me Salmon. What's your name?

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Scott
My mum's family is Scottish so she named me that for muh heritage reasons

Dmitry, named after my MIA great-grandfather

Zhenya
It sounds similar to my patronym and family name

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ivan
my older brother gave it to me

Doris, after my grandmother. I really fucking hate my name.

i float over the ground but i don't live in the sky. what's my name

Hoverboard?

niggeron a tree

Jacob. I'm not Jewish.

Designated

Loo?

Sigmundur.

your name is fine unless you're fat and/or ugly which I'm going to assume you are unless you prove me wrong with photographic evidence

THIS

Haha, why would they name a boy after his grandmother? that's silly

Klaus-Wolfgang-Herbert

no bully India you assholes

natassia

My name is Putin Drago.

the strongest manlet of all time
known for killing apolle sneed

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Dong-chan

Tom

Abu bakr
After one of the sahaba

underrated

Zaid

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Sebastian, most males in Poland have this Greek name for some reason.

Joshua. Also not jewish

based

Jim

Laurensius

wut

James because its easy to spell

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Ngadhnjim

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Gaius Julius Herakles Justus Hector Chad Lucifer Blitzwolf Oppenheimer-Reichenberg

My name is Fredrik, pretty good name

Sofia

Frederick

this.

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my name's brayan

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(((Daniel)))
My biological mother was religious

How big is your left boob

Ganesh

Wilhelm

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roentgen is dutch though

Lene

pajeet

pekka jr
my dad is pekka sr
my mom is pekkarina

Magnetic Levitation

Ariff
it means "wise" but I'm anything but...

emil

My name is Andrea and it's not a female name

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Kirill, from greek Kyrillos, meaning 'Lord'.

I was kidnapped by yavapai warriors at age 5. They named me “eyes like the sky” because of my deep blue eyes.