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been sober for 3 days

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/afr/

another day, another dawn

/balt/ more like /alt/

Doesn't it feel good?

5th for lolis

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do you know what it feels like when u snort a line and smoke half of a g and then see a ladder made from purple chain links that leads to heaven?

No, I don't, I barely even drink alcohol

i don't drink alcohol either, the high is shit and u feel like shit the next day

sup azusa

It's so true, I don't understand why anyone likes that shitty drug.

Got to drink in moderation noob
Few jugs of beer with the lads is a fine night and a finer morning if you score a dame

finland is the happiest country in the world
do you know why? because they drink by the liter

>amazon is producing a 'lord of the rings' series for $500 million
nice
let's see how many elves will be black this time around

I am confused

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>If you never get close to humans, you will never feel betrayed and you will never hurt each other. But you'll also never be able to forget your loneliness. Humans can never banish their loneliness for good.
Hot damn, this show is literally 9000 IQ

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>I'm 12 years old and this is deep

gg gg

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>ungelesen
>Zur Suche Text hier eingeben
>DEU
This is actually not okay.

agreed, death to g*rmanoids

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RING RING RING
OHAIYOO WAKE UP

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hmm

...

cocks...

gaysex...

anime...

C

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S

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>no lothweebshitassnigger
>thread dies
Finally...

There are three things I love in life - cocks, gaysex and anime.

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80 on my wrist
100 on my wrist
80 on my wrist
100 on my wrist

Normalfags will never know the euphoria of giving sucking cock while watching anime...

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Me thinking about cocks

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>emigrant is a christcuck and a homophobe
HOWLING

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Wow

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What?....

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Nothing...

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Tell me.....

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Nah, not now, I need to rethink everything

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What do you mean?

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Nothing
Was too lazy to cook today, bought some nuggets and they became cool while I was making sauce for them :-( :-(

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Ne tik weeb tu bet dar ir pedikas. Kad tave marozai pagautų kuo greičiau ir aš be to neemigrantas

Is it about cocks...
Hahahah hope you "enjoyed" you cold nuggets

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Nope....
I almost did.....

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Then what else do you need to rethink...
Why didnt you put them in microwave... dummy...

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*spits on her finger*
Something else...
Oven food tastes better but I would burn them if I put them in my oven again. You dummy

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Wow rude
Liar....
You wouldnt burn them if you did it right, dummy

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She started it first by pointing it at me
No, not lying...
Yes, I would
>t. cannot cock

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Wow ok next you're going to beat her, psycho
I know you are....
No you wouldnt if you knew how to do it right
Why yes i do cock...
>t. pretends to know how to cook

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Is it just me or is /balt/ severely autistic? Anime, nonsensical one liners etc. You guys are a bunch of weirdos innit

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Cook*
Fuck
Yes, gonna beat her at home aka do domestic abuse
Proof?
I would, yes
You don't
I know how to cook, yes, can cook everything
>he thinks that opengl is better than directx
Lmao

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That's what i wanted you to do all along, tricked
You're avoiding the subject....
If you're a dummy yes you would
Yes i do... cocks...
Proofs?
It absolutely is better

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He is really autistic and never leaves his house so that's why he may seem to be weird
You wanted me to beat her? You are a fucked up sadist manipulator
What subject?? :-) :-)
I am veeeeeery smart and a veeeeery gifted cook
Em, Okay...
How am I supposed to prove that?
Bwahahahahaha, lol

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How come he never leaves? Is there a story behind this? I want to know more.

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Stop slandering me
I didn't wanted to beat her, you did
You know the subject...
But where are the proofs?
Oh yes cocks are very okay
You prove that by showing what a "very smart" and "very gifted" cook you are
Wait you cant muahahahahaha

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I'm not sure but based on what I know he never goes to the uni and eats his parents food/ordered pizzas
Cute neko
Sorry...
You wanted me to beat her, why are you so evil??
Tell me
I have seen more than 350 titles, I wrote a book about cooking
I guess....
>posting food online
Um, hello instagram normalfag!
Why? Can

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How come you don't have a life?

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youtube.com/watch?v=44nDLsVeqbE

you have to be here for over a week to understand the culture

Yes very cute
You don't seem sorry...
I did nothing to make you beat her
The subject is cocks
Okay where is this book you wrote?
Yes...
I didn't told you to post food pictures, dummy
Then proof it

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>/b*Lt/
>culture

Cute thread

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Wasting a week here is unnaceptable. Just thinking that you guys do it makes me sad. Sad!

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good pics, gib archived folder

says the guy who avatarfags with anime pictures he downloaded from facebook

Fucking hate all of you degenerate sick scum
Im pulling the plug

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Hey, ignoring people is not okay. Let's have a serious talk. Tell me why you choose to abandon life and hide inside your room.

I don't want to :^)

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>You don't seem sorry...
Ehe......
You didn't stop me from giving her alcohol and raping her...
O-okay... *screencaps*
Posted it on 2ch once and deleted it from my pc after that
You said 'by showing' so yeah, you did
Muhahahahahah. Here, proved
>came earlier that usual to my uni today
>waiting fot the first period to end
>sit in front of a classroom with first year students
>they are asked to write an essay about the last book/movie they enjoyed/liked
>someone asks if then can write one about a pc videogame
>someone else did the same
I just stood there and laughed, lol, fucking nerds

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what is le happening is this thread

They finished/liked*

Understandable.
Maybe next time.

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I'm never sharing :0)

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nisemono

Japanese lesson
ochinchin (penis)
mizu (water)
sekai (World)
nihhon (Japan)
daisuki (love)
kawai (cute)
damare (shut up)
baka (stupid)
urusai (shut up)
tomodachi (friends)
nakama (friends/allies)
taskete (help)
mugi (wheat)
mugiwara (wheat straw)
oppai (boobs)
kuso (shit)
nani (what?)
nandato (what?)
hayai (fast)
osoi (slow)
hambagu (hamburger)
arigato (thank you)
Kakkoii (cool)
subarashi (wonderful)
suteki (beautiful)
sugoi (amazing)
aniki (brother)
okasan (mother)
otosan (father)
ani-ue (brother)
ni-san (big brother)
onee-san (big sister)
imouto (little sister)
samui (cold)
kaizoku (pirates)
kazoku (family)
pisutoru (pistol)
owari (the end)
miru (see)
naruhodo (I see)
namae (name)
tadaima (I'm home)
itadakimasu
nagareboshi (shooting star)
parsokom (computer)
ao (blue)
kuro (black)
shiro (white)
janken/jan ken po (rock-scissors-paper)
sora (sky)
tenshi (angel)
naze (why?)
wakaranai (I don't know)
doshite (why?)
ookami (wolf)
kami (God)
oshiri (ass)
senaka (back)
kissu (kiss)
oishii (tasty)
umai (delicious)
yamete (stop it)
ie (no)
hai (yes)
jitensha (bicycle)
oyasuminasai (good night)
wazato (on purpose)
keikaku (plan)
ohayou (good morning)
onakagasuita/hara hetta (hungry)
gakkou (school)
inu (dog)
neko (cat)
buta (pig)
dobotsu (animals)
nomu (to drink)
yowai (weak)
akuma (demon)
aho(stupid)
kirei(beautiful)
ikuzo(lets go)
shine (die)
shinigami(death God)

sanpo(walk)
umi(sea)
doru/ningyou(doll)
ningen(human)
itai(it hurts)
matte(wait)
kanojo(girlfriend/she)
zako(useless/insignificant person)
unko(shit)
naku(to cry)
kisama(you(very impolite)))
anata(you)
anata(dear)
hontou(really)
yama(mountain)
pantsu(panties)
obasan(old lady)
natsu(summer)

>not replying to me in 30 seconds
Rip

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>newfag scatvian normalfag demands my attention
Hot butt...
Wow you're a twisted evil maniac
Yes lets talk about it already you've been acting weird about it
You probably got btfo because you're a bad cook thats why you deleted it
No i didn't
You didn't proved anything still
Wow nice story there mr normalfag
>being so impatient
Wow, do you have feelings for me or something...

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>you became such an integral part of this general that other people took up to pretend to be me when I am not here

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even the russian believed that guy

you are soul of balt

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Running away from real talks just as fast as real life then. Noted. Sad. Enjoy meaningless autistic anime posting you rude fuck.

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yeah its funny

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you're the finn of /balt/

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Where were you hm?
Armpit, hot
Yes.
And what if I am?
Why would you want to talk about them when head-sized anime tits are way more interesting
Nah, saw it in a giant pack of different texts/pdfs/advices(about "growing" too, wow, illegal)/tables and stuff
You did
Proved that I can use it yes
YES. HAVE ANOTHER STORY FROM TODAY TOO
Yee, would like to bully you so hard you would be bappy to give me your ps4

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ugh.....

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Yeah I thought he knows you better

Nice megane girl

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he is very very dumb and rich easy to scam no wonder he got tricked so many times
>being dumb

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Litwin żyjesz jeszcze? Jeśli tak, to dlaczego już u nas nie postujesz?

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>fatty is going to get cucked in next episode

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No, not tricked, know that you would not talk about dicks or not leaving out some parts of my posts while replying
>being offline on steam for 2 days while I spam your page

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umm sure dummy

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Yes? Also know that you would not ask for a book you would be unable to read

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