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Cod is superior, no jocks allowed edition

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Alt right? More like alt wrong.

FUCK YANKS

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*points finger at you*
virgin freak

Got a VERY important exam in like 5 minutes yet here i sm

You do realize that britain is gay, right?

fresh haddock beats fresh cod 2bh

right looks like a mortal kombat character

*enters /brit/*
waheyyyy

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plaice > cod >>> haddock tbqhwy

OHHHHHHHH!

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Shaved one bit of my beard more than once because it was being stubborn and it's given me major face dandruff. Look an absolute state. Need to moisturise it.

keratin is insane

doughy soft limp-wristed cod eaters

wonder how they wipe their bums

dude you're just a bitch get used to it keratin is everywhere

why does everything turn into an autistic argument about what's best here?

just let people have their opinions ffs

simple as, end of.

nah they're indian

arguing >>>> not arguing tbqhwy

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Lads I just had an epiphany

Woe is me.

Spooky fibres

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flake is the only thing I've had from fish and chips

>arguing is greater than not arguing
>implying you can win an argument by not arguing

you turn into a real dave when you're sober

get my flakes from the ice cream van

He fucking replied to me again

business idea: we dig massive underground tunnels from the ocean into desert shitholes and then desalinate the water to create fresh water rivers and lakes above ground, terraforming said desert shitholes into something other than desert shitholes.

pet rock has had a joint and a bump of ket lad

nice reverse psychology

Think I see la creatura in the middle there

incel freak

they do deep fried flakes as well now? deary me

well it didn't have enough now did it

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might buy one of these so i feel safe walking the dog and getting my mail

volcel freak actually

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sounds like shit tier bro science

*apologizes*

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isn't that what glaciers are for?
they slide down off the mountains onto desserts and squeeze the sand down into glass and melt creating lakes and dirt

nice pet rock

want to lick karin's cute little toes

why does the twt talk about himself as a pet rock? must have missed the introduction of this particular strain of autism.

*liberates you*

I'm sick of these cod enablers

the fate of all western men

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battlefield > cod

*dies en masse at dieppe*
thank you for your service

guy in that pic probably died

is this a male or female hippo?

Dear oh dear. Rorkies? HAHAHAHAHAH

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need a mental health worker gf

video games?
yes, they are in fact for children

Yeah

what is wrong with yanks

you can't it's a cartoon mate

Why is every single member of the alternative right either gay or transgender?

i've got ephebiphobia

you didn't know he's gay?

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most likely. blacks tend to be incredibly violent people

Don't worry babe, YouTube is banning guns soon x

confirmation bias

You could have prevented WWII in 1936

had a company meeting the other day where we all did personality tests
I came up basically entirely "analytical" and one of the points about it was "doesn't like being friendly"
I mentioned that I didn't agree with how it was worded and now everyone is putting extra smiley faces on their emails to me

single handedly putting john lewis out of business with their free coffee vouchers

rightfully so

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Imagine his shock!

>his government demands he not protect his family

MCDONALDS MONOPOLY IS LIVE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FEEL LIKE PURE SHIT

I WANT THIS TO STOP

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STARTING THE CAR

isnt that a scam

could have prevented it in 1919 had the bloody yanks minded their own business

Haha man very good and insightful post, your contributions are appreciated

*hastily slides out of the thread*

fack awf clean shirt

very nice looking dog that is

might get this tattoo

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>hippo landspeed
19 mph
>hussein bolt average speed over 100m
23 mph

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poo

>expecting professionalism in the modern workplace.

there essentially nurseries for adults

no it's gayer than that

The alt right is home of based black men and gay alike

he must really like buses

how does this thread move so fast at this time of day

>there
bet yours is, yeah

>Hussein bolt

time to munch on some alrpazolam made in some Chinese guys bathtub

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Get in deano off to maccies

nah it’s legit but the most you’re ever likely to win is a free coffee or mcchicken sandwich (which is still alright)

There was a ‘scam’ where a McDonald’s employee would steal high value monopoly tickets and give them to friends / family in exchange for a cut

he was caught by the FBI eventually

well i wouldn’t know i’m not alt right *glares at you*

the speed of animals are really interesting
*yawns and talks to someone else*

not good with foreign names sorry haseem

Natural selection made the darkies faster to outrun hippos and lions
Natural selection made the lighties more energy efficient and branier to figure out how to survive ice ages and have sex in the dark caves where they hide from the glaciers

using 3 different discounts when i should only use 1 (have a method)

would love to see Usain Bolt just leave a hippo in the dust, throw the Vs and tell that hippo to get fucked

>mcchicken sandwich (which is still alright)
For me,

>(which is still alright)
no it isn't.