Once a briton came to india and asked a hindu, "what's your holy flower?" "lotus", replied the hindu...

Once a briton came to india and asked a hindu, "what's your holy flower?" "lotus", replied the hindu. "hah! i wipe my arse with that." , smirked the briton
then he asked the muslim " what is your holy flower?" "jasmine", replied the muslim."hah! i wipe my arse with that." , smirked the briton
then he came across a sikh and asked the same question. "cactus. now go wipe your arse" replied the sikh

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please...have mercy

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How abt u go tell it to ur mum instead of posting that shit here, fantasizing about how anons will be laughing out?

wow in video game country everything is serious business

>MY BRITISH ASS IS ON FIIREEEEEEEEE

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:D

britcucks eternally btfo

Br*ts blown the fuck out, as usual.

But cactus isnt a flower?

Once a indian came to britain and asked a briton "What's your holy flower?" "roses" replied the briton."hah! I don't wipe my arse" smirked the indian

t. Halil "Osman-Lee" Omerović

then they occupied the entire country with 40 000 troops and manipulated the economy into a hug deficit to Britain

indian donkeys all have the same color?

Absolutely DEVASTATING

This was supposed to be posted by british flag, did they lost their banter skills?

We have a similar one with shitting in bushes with national flowers and Italian guy BTFOing Wh*toids with roses. But i can't remember how it goes.

Once a briton came to india and asked a hindu, "what's your holy flower?" "lotus", replied the hindu. "hah! i wipe my arse with that." , smirked the briton. "and i'm not wipe my arse" said hindu "and i shit on designated shitting street".

kek bongs on suicide watch

Briton:where do you poo sukdeep?
Indian:in the street
Briton: my dog poos in street, yuo dog
Send to all Britons

>russian banter

>Britons shit in water like fishes

Hah! Kek'd. You can't win as a pajeet.

Italians shit in their rivers

i don't get it

Indian banter
See

A Syrian refugee is going through Germany, approaches a passer-by and says:
- Thank you for letting me live in your country
- You're welcome, I'm a Turk - a passer-by answers.
The Syrian goes further, approaches the next man and says:
- Thank you for letting me live in your country
- You're welcome, I am a Pakistani - a passer-by answers.
The Syrian goes on and tries again:
- Thank you for letting me live in your country
- You're welcome, I'm a Gypsy - a passer-by answers.
The Syrian says:
- Hmm ... where are the Germans?
Gypsy looks at his watch and responds:
- At this time at work.

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We have a version with a Britbong asking a German, a Frog and a Spaniard.

BASED SIKHS
(pic is actually of a sikh)

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cringed.
russians are incredibly dumb

Well this one isn't funny is it poleman?

it is very funny

Obce a briton came to Poland and asked „what is your holy flower?” and a pole replied „I need a job Man? Do you have any broker toilets to be cleaned or something?”

Sikh = bro tier

Why does the Indian flag have an anus on it?!

This is joke section we tell jokes no need to be serious and truth isn’t that funny.

And why Israeli flag has a jew star on it? Oh...

That is a wagon wheel, not anus. :(
:(
Why do you make such shit threads?

this is your designated shitting board

Found the newfag/redditor

Sikhs are fucking based. Even sikh man is to carry a dagger at all times, so that he is always able to protect the innocent (read: kill muslims)