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Voted remain, but after seeing the butthurt vitriol post brexit of the European politicians and populace that we left their 'club' has made me glad leave won. Never realised 95% of the continent was EU drones.

so depressed

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43494618/why-aren-t-muslim-families-fostering-children

Turns out it's white people's fault for not wanting their kids raised by Muslims.

non-whites are inferior

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>I voted Remain, but actually Leave was right about everything

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non-east asians are inferior

One day I went to Lidl
I was really, really hungry
I went to shoplift in Lidl
'Cause I had no money, money
I looked around and no one was looking, looking
So I put some juice in my pocket
And I walked towards the door
As I was walking, walking, walking on the shop-floor
I saw the security guard, he was Nigerian, big black hench and raw
So I put my hands in my pocket and I walked towards the door
The security guard said "Ace, ace! what do you take me for?"

If the north is so worthless then why don't you just let us go?

gas the londoners
burn down the city
class war now

Need a nationalist ASMR gf pls

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My little cousin needs help with her homework, can you tell me 5 plates of your local cuisine?

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da ebiil bankerzzz!!!1

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faggots

>tfw the financial market is fleeing London because of Brexit
>tfw London will be worthless
>tfw it'll be underwater in 100 years anyway

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retarded yank fuck off

>northerners think london will give them more money to replace EU benes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

this pizza is destroying me

margaret thatcher saved this country
its absolutely sickening seeing these deranged teenagers blindly hating one of our greatest leaders

they like spaghetti in italy

Got refused entry to the UK yesterday after marrying a natural born UK citizen in Gibraltar, then spending our honeymoon in Spain. I'm American.

It's so fucking frustrating because NO ONE agrees with this bullshit. So many people are just let in and then me, with my fucking SPOUSE, can't even visit for a couple months. I don't even want to stay because we're in the process of immigrating elsewhere because the UK is fucking devolving into madness.

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just what the FUCK did the BBC mean by this

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karjalanpaisti

ownin' da libs again

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>da ebiil bankerzzz!!!1

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Tajine

Fite me

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britain cries out for a planned economy and nationalisation

because the country outside of the south east and london still has most of the GDP

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is she cute

Cornish pasty

Talking to a girl lads

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greggs
skips
tesco meal deal
morrisons meal deal
maccies

most northerners aren't even aware they were getting EU money and won't notice a difference

Tablet. Cullen skink. Cranachan. Haggis, neep, and tatties.

sue

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>de free market will fix all... it so goood...

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that's because of leave propaganda which wasn't giving the full picture

absolute state of the north east

stop banging on about your lord of the rings characters you fucking nerd

Post her feet.

How much money does Pewdiepie make per video?

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399 lol xd

tenner

And also because people are thick as pigshit

turkey twizzlers were fucking disgusting and only runty underclass children liked them

Pretty sure this is not GDP

$1 per 10,000 views
Average 3 million views
$300/video, which equates to a salary of £1000/day

Crumpets
English muffins

69,420

I actually want stuck up London cunts to die in a fire and this isn’t coming from a Northerner.

Hagis
Chicken tikka masala
Mincemeat pie
Cucumber sandwiches
Rhubarb pie

a glib facsimile

no they're not

was going to make this exact same post, thanks

tbf it's the smallest population

It's $1 per 1000 views, sometimes nearly $2

he makes over 3 videos a day?

im british and my yank wife got thrown out of the uk after she got robbed lolololol
we live in italy now

poo

Actually he gets about 1$ per 1000 views

He literally has a net personal worth of about $100 million now

it's more elaborate an argument than "let's appoint some guys to fix it." decentralized, spontaneous, etc.

>turkey twizzlers were fucking disgusting and only runty underclass children liked them

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"i voted leave to teach the tories a lesson!"
t. thick as pigshit woman outside of my local chipshop the day after the vote

hate being northern sometimes

>Wales 30.8 bn

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yo what the fuck

yes

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wtf, tell us the story lad

really makes you think

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In the immortal words of the Spice Girls - "stop right no, you massive fucking nonce"

she's smarter than you, you little euroliberal swine

he probably gets more than that to be honest he likely has some kind of personal deal with youtube

Presumably she came on a temporary visa, overstayed and got found out when she reported the robbery

He lost that after the nigger thing

Ive got a video with 150k views. How do I monetise it?

you know the tories brought us into the EU right

>TURKEY TWIZZLERS!?! Disgusting!! Do they not serve Salmon En Croute with Seasonal vegetables at the public schools?

And more sponsors, he shills products quite a lot. In one of his newer videos he shilled for a phone

Anyay he lives in brighton now ye?

daily reminder that the 10th crusade will take place at the university of sydney

youtube.com/watch?v=cvl_J_Qn5JM

He's in the top 5% so he gets the special ad programme which triples (minimum ) his earnings on videos with ads on them

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>he thinks salmon en croute is posh

Cheers man, hope things are working out there. We're both in Spain now but we're going to go live in Germany for a bit and try to move to Canada or some shit.

Can't believe this stuff is so difficult. If one of us were Irish we could just walk into the registration office and they give me a stamp and that'd be the end of it

but no it was definitely warranted to throw me in an immigration detention prison for 35 hours, handcuff me and throw me in a van, and confiscate all my things, and of course they forced my spouse to go through the border before me so it was hell for both of us

I've never overstayed anywhere, been to the UK numerous times before and I'm a normal, college educated adult

>Ive got a video with 150k views. How do I monetise it?

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greggs
paki

Not even accurate. The UK's GDP is $2.8 trillion and this adds up to less than a trillion £

yes voting to leave an unrelated organisation which, if anything, takes power away from the tory bogeyman is a very good way to "teach the tories a lesson" mm yes very VERY intelligent woman and population in general

You're not that guy who is suing the UK alongside Lauren Southern are you?

we were on holiday and just before we got back to the airport, our rental car got robbed while we nipped into a motorway services for a piss
her visa got nicked, so we went down the embassy and they said either she can go back to the usa or stay in europe but if she went anywhere near the uk border they'd ban her for 10 years

gg job
gg house
gg life

paid for a lawyer and everything, got told the saem thing. reckon the incident cost me over 20k
yeah, i know this feel man

state of the west midlands

GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKIN FACE 'FORE I MURDER YOU

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Me in Slovakia

Don’t mind when pakis blow up London, this is coming from a man from the east of England.

I want to move to the mainland too, what are the benefits?

that's not what it means exactly

the eu is a cartel of fascists and capitalists set up by tories to rob the workers of europe

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what could have been