מהדורת כמעט פסח
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I bought some kind of white bread in a jewish bakery that had a an exotic taste and was full of spices. Delicious. I can't remember the name though. What are these types of bread called?
>אצטרך לראות את המשפחה בסדר פסח
Hello
do you have a picture maybe?
i apologize for all the arsim that behave like animals in prague
It's ok, I'm not getting into a lot of contact with tourists
challa with spices?
No because I've already eaten it.
Looks like flat bread, except thicker.
Guess I'll just have to ask the store owner next time I get there.
Pita with zaatar maybe?
YES
That's it I think.
Thanks lad
מאיה
>this belly
מחק את זה
אנימה
Why were the Nazis more friendly to blacks than Israel is now?
It's mizrahi food i.e. the only jewish food that tastes good.
Don't listen to insecure mena muslims who claim it as theirs, it's well-known that all mena cuisine was made by mizrahi jews.
because nazis are dumb
>Don't listen to insecure mena muslims who claim it as theirs, it's well-known that all mena cuisine was made by mizrahi jews.
A bit over exaggerating don't you think?
Exhibit A.
well then I would love sources to prove your claim
אין לי מושג מה אני עומד לעשות בפסח אין לי משפחה או חברים
רוצה לחגוג איתי ועם המשפחה שלי?
לעשן חשיש ולראות אנימה>>>>ליל הסדר
אחחחחחיייייייייייייייייי
חוווווווווווווום
הקפצה
check em
Hello my jewish brothers.
a e s t h e t i c
lol
>הסדר אצלי בבית השנה אז אני אפילו לא יכול להמציא תירוץ לברוח
תעשו בורד אנימה ואני אשקול
לפני שנתיים אמרתי למשפחה שאני הולך למסיבה אבל ישבתי ברכב עד 2 בלילה לבד וגלשתי מהפלאפון
>הולך למסיבה
הם לא יאמינו, וגם אין לי אוטו
למה אתה נותן שמות לתמונות
אני לא יודע, אני פשוט מרגיש צורך לתת להם שמות כדי לזכור את הסדר שלהם. לפעמים אני גם נותן להם בדיחות מפגרות בשמות אבל פחות בזמן האחרון
תשובה מקוצרת: אוטיזם
נייס
תודה, חסרות לי תמונות של בריינלט-וויאצ
How's it going my Israeli friends?
Here in Brazil jews claim that Hummus (arab food) is jewish, pathetic.
Because nazis and Blacks were both goyim.
hummus is an israeli uma delicia
anime
kill yourself weeb filth
Seculars will think you are weird for wanting to convert to Judaism of all things
Religiousfags will probably like you for making the effort
Haredim might reject you
most people don't care
We accept outsiders even if they don't convert.
Religious people are a whole different thing.
Would it increase the chance of getting godly /isr/ pussy or would it be over the top
You're asking the wrong people lad
it won't increase your chances, but being a goy is a deal breaker for some girls
Craving for the BBC
No because sluts don't like filthy dosim
You could try to pass off as a secular French Jew, but you'll have to cut your dick as well. So just stick to beurettes.
it's probably a plus for others though
eh no one knows 100% which group made it
the only thing we know that it came from the Levant
Well shit, then.
christianity conflicts with judaism though, the 7 noahide laws are ok but they're not very much in detail
My dick is already cut (medical reasons when I was a kid).
My father in law is a Jew though, maybe this could work out.
Why stick to beurettes (delicious as they be) when you could have the best of bith worlds?
what are you talking about?
idk, fuck off normalfag nobody cares about your fantasies
Fuck your shit fag
My mother tried to convert and a lot of people always looked down on her.
please don't pay attention to rude posters
/allons/
Thanks mon ami.
I might travel to Jerusalem next year, would recommend to someone who's not religious? I mean I'm interested in it from a cultural point of view but that's all.
I just want to visit the bazaar and eat good stuff
yes jerusalem is an interesting city even if you're not religious, seeing the temple wall is cool too
Cool, thanks for the tip.
נבט אני בא להרוג אותך
מי זה נבט
שי זה אתה?
לא
איך הופכים לנורמי?
Not sure if I should save this one or not
you can't even mossad assad, i am dissapointed
>ywn live in georgia
he's a pawn
mean :(
anyways what i wanted to ask, guys what you do to avoid getting drafted in the army ?
health/mental problems
ideological refusal is also a thing but you will go to jail for some time
I was serious man. Georgia looks top comfy.
>what you do to avoid getting drafted in the army
You say you hate life and act depressed or go to jail
Israelis ITT are secular, religious, masorti or haredi?
I've been in Georgia last year, it's really not comfy unless you like nature
Mostly secular
>unless you like nature
Who doesn't?
I like nature too but that's the only thing that's good there, the cities and villages are kinda trashy and don't look like a nice place to live
We are all Haredim here
well, why do christians have to read the old testament? whats the purpose of it? we have these stories and say prayers from psalms even though christians aren't jewish. As far as abrhamism goes, christianity contradicts judaism form what ive heard by having the trinity, but christians and outsiders are looked down upon for wanting to have your God on a spiritual level.
The noahide laws exist for outsiders, but those are really simply and aren't fufilling enough for most people, but most people aren't interested in religion I suppose.
>christians and outsiders are looked down upon for wanting to have your God on a spiritual level
Christians are considered heathens by jews, because they worship an idol (ie jesus) and the trinity in general contradicts the jewish belief system.
I think that although christianity is heavily based on judaism, it was influenced a lot by european paganism.
>why do christians have to read the old testament? whats the purpose of it?
This I can't answer, since I'm not christian.
I'm a catholic
מי בא לתל אביב לדפוק מכות למסתננים ושמאלנים?
מבוסס.
צריך פיגוע טוב בתל אביב אולי זה יחזיר אותם למציאות קצת
אין מצב, גם באינתיפאדה השניה כשתל אביב קיבלה פיגוע או שניים כל יום הם התבכיינו על הכיבוש ועל החומה, החלאות האלה דפוקים בשכל
זה לא העמוד של הצל פה, /ישר/ תמיד היה ותמיד יהיה ג'נרל תומך מרצ והשמאל.
:^)
למי אתה חושב שאתה מדבר יא חתיכת ילד סנטר, הייתי 2 מטר 100 קילו שרירים בכיתה ח אלוף הארץ במכות מי אתה בכלל יא ילד קקי אני יאנוס אותך בתחת מול כל השכבה
בוא לקניון ראש העין תשאל על איציק החונק יא זין
אני אוציא לך את התוספתן מניאק
Who is this slut?
image search you dummy