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Burger edition

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really want to have consensual sex with grimes

love dance dance revolution

still use sms
don’t need any of these fancy new things

why can't yanks dress themselves?

i love microbrews omg!!

ah my bad i meant facebook messenger

hey let's collectively lower our civilizational standards so that we don't get called racist

Looks delicious.

tbf if the uk dont want my tax money i am happy as larry to live elsewhere
was stressful at the time tho

Would you say depression is logical given the state of the world?

>you've been conned out of your money

the english problem

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Durham police only force in the country to be rated "outstanding"

rest of the country what are you doing

NO:
soyboys
bugmen
soybugs
manboys
virgins
NEETs
benders
capitalists
darkies
Christians/Jews/moslems
civilized men

allowed below this line
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Stay out Giuseppe.

should i go to a feminism meeting today lads

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today is the first day of the rest of your life

no

grow a pair you wankstain

literally the most cucked police force in the country

Not doing so good lads
Life is bad

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>NEETs
me haha

how much soy can i legally consume before i become a soyman?

There was no hope for him this time

patron saint of this village is saint giuseppe

not dressing up in high heels imagine

lots of people use that too here

don't realy know or care though, I don't engage with normie drones and whatever flavour of surveilancebook they choose to use

Maestro Gourmet

broke down in front of my mum today crying cause i told her i couldn't handle it anymore haha

Meet me outside Bristol Red Lion pub at 5:30pm you fucking nancy bender ill smash your shit in

you ok hun? x

sainsburys taste the difference scotch egg

the finn is a mannerheimite nazi

put soy sauce on everything
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says here they're the most effective and efficient force in the country actually x

NAPLES

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*gets arrested for having a kinder egg*

Go away.

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morrisons > all

i can't tonight im looking after my girlfriend's son

Good night lads.

no, there are skills one can learn to fight depression
nlp, self-hypnosis, etc

Same mate. I'm really hoping the canada thing goes well - we were there this summer and BC was fucking beautiful. Tons of tech jobs in Vancouver too and they are actively looking at getting people from outside Canada (we fit most of the criteria for Express Entry - so we wouldn't even need a job offere, but obvs it'd make things a lot easier).

You said your missus was a yank right? Have you looked at a US visa?

state of you

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hypnosis doesn't work on me for some reason

Love Italy and Italians me.

Heard good things about Asda.

eyyyy gabagool uh

only and went and fucked me hammy havent i

man like anonymous outchere

Going to attempt to not fap for 3 days.

literally let drug dealers get away with growing weed, narco county

mfw a poor british expat gets abused by the rorkes in /brit/

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>stop enforcing stupid shit like personal weed use
>suddenly resources to fight actual crime
well bugger me

wait so just what the hell is the difference between revenue and net income

Mannerheim was a legit bender

So, with it approaching once again, perhaps you can tell us...why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

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Im taller than every member of the fellowship of the ring

rapture and vertigo let em go

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Nightswimming deserves a quiet night
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago
Turned around backwards so the windshield shows
Every streetlight reveals the picture in reverse
Still, it's so much clearer
I forgot my shirt at the water's edge
The moon is low tonight
Nightswimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago
The fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked
These things, they go away
Replaced by everyday

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revenue is income from sales/you doing business. Net income would include additional things like tax rebates (?), funding (e.g., if you're a startup), things like that.

tower fan is broken and seems to be overheating so it pushes out hot air instead of cold haha

they stopped going after personal weed users, not growers you dafty

just like you then

OH NO PEOPLE ARE SMOKING A JOINT WHAT EVER ARE WE GOING TO DO

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
(WHAT?)
X GON DELIVER IT TO YA

expats are always the same

i'll hypnotise you
close your eyes
i said close your eyes
obviously you're not closing them since you are reading this
hypnosis won't work unless you follow instructions
close your eyes
oh fuck off then

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>hey! fuck you Cody I'm scaattish! now pass me the cilantro BRO

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His job is to decide whether you should be allowed in, not whether you will leave.

And proof of funds in a spouse visa context is tat you can prove you held the necessary funds for that visa in the account for over a year. But that would have been irrelevant to him specifically as he's not authorised to issue a spouse visa.

Also the county with the highest arrests for hate crimes, so based

weed should be illegal as with all recreational drugs

cant wait for KSI vs logan paul

its going to be EPIC xD

that's grim mate was it the cheek pouches that turned you on or what

wish i was an east german border guard

I'm the only Brit in the village.

This desu.

ah yes FANTASTIC arguing method LOVE IT
OH NO PEOPLE ARE THROWING A BIT OF ACID AROUND WHAT EVER ARE WE GOING TO DO
OH NO PEOPLE ARE GROOMING A FEW YOUNG WHITE GIRLS WHAT EVER ARE WE GOING TO DO

hows the war on drugs working out for you :)

somebody said i looked like jude law today in my lecture theatres quite happy

Got groomed by a paki just now

Dad's shouting again.

taller than gandalf?
>googles gandalf height
>5'6"
hahaha what?
>google ian mckellen height
>1.8m
oh fuck off google it's 5'9" you silly sod

I'm innocent

move out

does the south coast have a lot of pakis/immigrants since it's so close to folkestone?

can't believe he's playing dumbledore

1.8m is 6ft you retard

Got ian mckellens autograph even though i never watched lotr

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Bost memes :DDDDD

idiot

>1.8m is 6ft you retard

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I'm 2.06 yards long

Beto made it across the border