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Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a bitch
Got the six forty-five, catch me ridin' with my bitch
Uh, long hair, Lana, that's my bitch
Uh, You can tell by the swagger and the lips, uh
Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a bitch
Got the six forty-five, catch me ridin' with my bitch
Uh, long hair, Lana, that's my bitch
Uh, You can tell by the swagger and the lips, uh

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my mate is honestly going to kill himself with his cocaine use

your pet rock?

beat him to the punchline

mirth

started referring to myself as my pet rock irl, toilberg and toilmates were a bit confused but my pet rock thinks they're beginning to understand what it's saying

i want you so badddd its driving me maddddd

will delete my post x

>mirth
umm.. this gimmick is not scheduled for a comeback sweaty xx

gimmicks of 2018: pet rock and virgin freak

is this really it?
is this what /brit/ is now
ugh

nah i dont use coke

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alri

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incel freak

mental how 190 turns into a total peter hitchens the moment you mention spiking

incel geek

gimmicks are childish and immature.

/brit/'s average age is 25 now . keep up

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

that's not a gimmick lad it's just an ugly face

tick...... tock........

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theeeeeeeeeeeere used to be a greying tower alone on the sea

leftoid mong

>gimmicks are childish and immature.
>/brit/'s average age is 25 now . keep up

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hello irishman

>what was tim, kev etc
new fag

thats not even 1/10 of them
be quiet

forming a club lads, put your name forward for positions

disastrous outcome.

furries are worse than beastophiles

might unveil my new prototype gimmick this evening

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Hmmm....

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refuse to be part of any club that has:
1. yanks
2. me
in it

enforcer

love teasing the lefties on /brit/
should use the other hand for basic tasks

Britain shall succumb to the might of Russia

guys...
yesterday people at work were talking about me behind my back and i heard them but they didn't see me so i was listening in
they said i looked like a nonce and were really serious
what do i do i felt like crying the whole shift

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hymen hammer

tim is not a gimmick either you twat. not sure you understand what a gimmick is. not even debating kev cos kev surpassed gimmick status years ago.

prefer one thread gags to fully-fledged gimmicks, me
*turns away to take a fresh whiff of baby head*
ahhhh

bard

left my key in the door so no one can come in while i'm wanking

>tim is not a gimmick either you twat

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healslut

>Britain shall succumb to the might of Russia

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this is your life

lefty freak

'nce

>27
>still the most prolific gimmickeer in /brit/ history

hmmmmm lol

Post absolute bangers.

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You're going to die before me ahahaha

Old faggot, I've just turned 18

FOLC

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fuck off literal child

twat ye with me walking stick

sometimes fantasise about being a french lad who goes around saying sacrebleu all the time

Get away you little scrote

the british are considering 'stern' retaliation for their onshore attack, such as the royals refusing to attend the world cup lol

Fucking hell

The lad on Corrie that got away with murder years ago just got graphically drugged and raped by another lad

Dolescum and grannies are outraged!

c-cool jacket

Take that back, I grew up on the dole and I don't watch that shite. It's usually just middle class poshos

Grand Giant
Grand Kook
Grand Scribe
Grand Exchequer

tim's are Grand Wizard

trump sex tape being released soon lads

Earlier visitors to Tibet commented on the theocratic despotism. In 1895, an Englishman, Dr. A. L. Waddell, wrote that the populace was under the “intolerable tyranny of monks” and the devil superstitions they had fashioned to terrorize the people. In 1904 Perceval Landon described the Dalai Lama’s rule as “an engine of oppression.” At about that time, another English traveler, Captain W.F.T. O’Connor, observed that “the great landowners and the priests… exercise each in their own dominion a despotic power from which there is no appeal,” while the people are “oppressed by the most monstrous growth of monasticism and priest-craft.” Tibetan rulers “invented degrading legends and stimulated a spirit of superstition” among the common people. In 1937, another visitor, Spencer Chapman, wrote, “The Lamaist monk does not spend his time in ministering to the people or educating them. . . . The beggar beside the road is nothing to the monk. Knowledge is the jealously guarded prerogative of the monasteries and is used to increase their influence and wealth.”

Levi's nice choice :)! I like a girl who's into fashion! Good style, I have a levi's jacket myself.

look at him
he's wearing a belt

honestly russia knows we won't do shit, quite embarassing to put up such a front and pretend we're gonna do something

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>the british are considering 'stern' retaliation for their onshore attack, such as the royals refusing to attend the world cup lol

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already came up with a game idea, you've got to wank to the tape 45 times as trump is the 45th president

utter weapon

4 strength 4 stam leather belt HOWWAUUW HWOAHHHHHH

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like this Avoidance of direct confrontation even online, heh

so sad, what a great man he was

all the birds say i'm pretty peng for a white lad

nice

seen this webm for ages but never seen the porno it came from

looks like I have my mission for this afternoon

what exactly can we do?

looking at tim's twitter feed has become one of the highlights of my day and I don't know what that makes me

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I have obtained a black milf, age 41. Ye gods, what a body, you'd swear she's early twenties. Fucks like you wouldn't believe and can take a serious pounding. None of that "ooh stop I'm tired you're taking too long" bullshit. In short, top notch stuff. And there's plenty of them about, never been married because they're too focused on their careers.

Why is Boris Johnson trying to start a war with Russia?

Fire Door Dostoevsky

sabre rattle until it all blows over

Report them to HR for workplace bullying

so brexit can stop

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gimmick idea: when someone does something wrong or you perceive them to have you reply with the word "FAIL" in capslock, a bit like an old video game

why doesn't he ever dress fully

Power play. May will be forced to stand down and he can become Chancellor with Priti Patel as PM

enjoy your AIDS

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love this image
this cat knows how to enjoy the little things in life
a lot of people could learn a thing or two from him

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/brit/ sux dix

FAIL

Why do AIDS-riddled vatniks think they're intimidating

Lost a bit of weight recently so figured I'd treat myself to this lads

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schizophrenia