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the 6.8/10 gf edition

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Wrong, it's salmon zucchini burgers + mashed cauliflower + roasted broccoli, asparagus, sweet potato and squash! I also packed an apple and yogurt for snacks edition

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any tankie man in

open bob

Perils of fetal alcohol syndrome, fucking hell.

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she fought in a world war though dickhead and deserves it. what have you ever done?

Hipster

kissed a black guy last night will my father be proud?

>man
unlikely

>she fought in a world war though dickhead

No she didn't

El gato

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Looks nice, but it'd be better if the burger used mince pork rather than salmon.

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business idea: take a trip to madrid and invest your money

*throws a fireball at you*

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HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT MONGY SPACKER CUNT

murderer

smarties

you were duped

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE. SHUT UP.

not murder, just killing

Managers in work keep prasiing me for just doing my job and producing run of the mill work.

It's like when you dote on a retarded child that managed to draw a picture without swallowing paint.

Doesn't feel good but they're too senior to say "stop treating me like a baby I'm 25"

that's not what FAS looks like you dumb faceblind autist

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*dodges it*

should i call my therapist to see if i can see her today lads

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So a cricketer 's fake twitter account posted a controversial tweet against a dalit uplifter/indian constitution architect and the real cricketer was booked by a high court

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You still take half damage from area of attack spells if you dodge

Singed your pubes lol

every manager I've had has emotionally tortured me and kept me constantly on edge so I wouldn't mind retarded praise

god I wish that were me

What the hell do people talk about with their therapist anyway?

But fish are okay?

literally lads right

I only have to smile at girls in nightclubs for them to like me, the sort who are like top tier girls as well

in first year I was so irate about not being able to get female attention but now it's so fucking easy for me.

i was even pissed off in first year that no modelling agency scouted me (this is how good looking I think I am) and therefore I thought I was ugly but lmao, models are like the top 0.01% for looks

I'm good looking, girls like me and I thank life lottery for it

/blog

Shall be drinking for the evening

this next post is putting me to sleep

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Why do you stand for this shit?

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stuff

Whoa, calm down senpai.

Go have a wank or something.

based do they get ketty with you too

ma'am, is that alcohol you're drinkin'?

Looks don't last forever, better study!

the system is fucked, the ONLY way to make it in this generation is to take your fate in to your own hands

Evade tax, and put the money you save in to an Index fund, there's your pension

cool and tall and edgy like 190

Love are Jadya
Hope she gets out of jail safe and soon

I hear you're a cuck now, father.

yes lmao and ket really helps me from being a sperg to a hugging and caring person.

@87217628
Alri Hank Scorpio

im really insecure about my looks even though i've been told i'm exceptionally good looking i still dont believe anyone haha x

It's funny how people just forgot she did that and life carried on. She also tweeted loads of stuff about the Jews rallying against Labour in the 2015 election

this russia thing is just embarrassing, the UK needs to drop it

yes its all well and good you're good looking but if you don't have sex its all a bit pointless isn't it

avoidant freak

get your pet rock to smash some MD, become ultra confident with no anxieties, smile at girls

job done.

simple as.

based, love ploughing through ketty women while the karaoke music blasts

how long does it take for a yodel driver to get round 27 addresses if he left at 11:37

incredibly bored and depressed

please give me a job

>he's here

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The long awaited

>exceptionally good looking
no one talks like that lol

very likely

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or we could just not bother about of pensions and spend every penny we've got on soy products. who's with me?

hey lad, I've got a bit of a tobaccy farm here, I'll pay for your plane ticket if you sign a contract to work with me for a bit

I only recognise Stalin here

absolutely grim post

good for you
meanwhile I'm a fat ugly 5'6 manlet
haha

that was then
this is now

We had this 19 year old lad who proudly announced he was stopping his pension contributions so he could have the money now. Every single person looked at him like he was a tit

t. Dimity Vladivodivich

wtf bro

lazar kaganovich
stalin
pavel postyshev
klim voroshilov

Mum just said "This is madness." xD

rorkes are mentally closer to the bolsheviks during the breakup than your average leftie. mainstream commies scorned lenin's bunch before he actually came and made history

>this russia thing is just embarrassing, the UK needs to drop it

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I unironically want to opt out of my pension scheme but scared to ask out of embarrassment

unironically look at this dood

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wtf

>work all your life
>retire
>somehow you don't have any money and now you must rely on the state to give you some little bits

where did all the money go?
what do people do with their money!?

love kissing ripped black men for the first time

So is he spending it, or just saving it away himself?

Might be worthwhile doing the same,, buying gold. Can't imagine the pound will keep its value over 40 years.

involvement with real estate ponzi schemes

Neat
Being a Soviet seems fun

unlucky lad

there'll be someone there for you :^)

rorkes supported operation barbarossa

made a pot of 'fee

la abominación...

No he was spending it, he didn't like having a hundred quid or whatever taken out of his salary every month

detest coffee

Sustenance, rent, kids.

meant the general mentality, not the actual politics

bit of an idiot crossing a large, poorly lit road, wearing dark clothes not at a crossing

Got called a Nigtard at Greggs yesterday.

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hate myself and want to die

A human would have noticed her

oh there usually is
I take pride in shagging ugly fat women

ive took md before and its quite fun but scary don't like drugs messing with my senses
still the same insecure cunt i was

funny how every pompous word in english is in fact french

hey life is happy. i wanna live!