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Say hello to my sexy wife edition

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I'm a soldier

*salutes*
Thank you for your ongoing service to the Commonwealth of Nations

On the school run x

that's a doll

youtube.com/watch?v=gXNhL4J_S00

any beatles rip-off band man in?

lad this visual migraine is honestly horrible can feel pressure building inside my head too WTfF

Is it a doll?

genuinely looks like that Nazi guy Matthew Heimbach on the left

Might tell the oneitis that it won’t bother me if she gets with someone else because I think there’s this other person she likes but she might not want to do anything with him because she knows i like her and might not want to upset me.
Is this being a cuck or just being a nice person?

incel freak

>this thread will get jannied for being nsfw but everyone will post in it anyway because it was first
well done

how can ((((real women)))) compete?

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

are the sides of your vision blurry? you may have glaucoma

bit anxious lads
mum is out so she asked me to let the plumber in

and now im alone with a northerner in the house
he talks weird

ARSE WILLY PISS

make him some tea lad

what are they ripping off?

The reason he went to prison for "just" teaching his dog the nazi salute is because the moron recorded himself using hate speech. That made him super easy to convict.

hate tradesmen, they always call you "buddy" here in an aggressive way

no

apologise for thatcher

whenever i have caffeine a few days after doing MDMA i get dizzy and lightheaded

wonder why

>you go to prison for hate speech now
nice country you paki jew faggot trannies

Glad he went to prison.
First of many.

i offered but he said he didnt want any

he calls me "son"

jan will just delete the pic

dont be a nice person with woman I have learnt the hard way, she will just lose interest in you.

>ywn blast through an industrial estate on your way to a warehouse rave in a fiesta xr2 with your mates crammed in the back
why live?

10 quid says he leaves a massive logger in your bog

cant wait until your parents die and you kill yourself

regardless you may want to consider getting some weed and limiting caffeine intake

bitter virgin your threads are shit

stressed out x
idk why nothing happened x

that sounds shit user

eat shit faggot

do some yoga x

what about the context (parody)?
he was blatantly joking
should actors who play nazis be locked up too?
should prince harry be locked up for his nazi costume stunt?

fuck off x

why did we nationalise all the steel companies and merge them into one giant blob?

hope your fucking head bursts you mong

one of the most pathetic things i’ve ever read

So I can walk up to a paki and shout death threats to his face as long as I say I was only joking afterwards?

yeah, especially the morning after, when you have to drive the m8s back home, being buzzed and tired, almost killing everyone in a car crash

why cant shitskins handle the banter

Dogs barking again

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Lads my girl is on her period and I think I’m going to go fuck her anyways. What am I in for?

hooning in industrial estates is a Great British pastime mate

>Anglo mindset
Would Jamal the from Senegal ask the same question?

streamable.com/mhis0

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Rape capital of the world. The former great Britshitian. Even Sweden is safer.

The holocaust never happened

thats completely different you mong and if you dont see why you should be locked up for thwarting freedom of speech

if no condom, it's fine, just a bit bloody and a little gross

it's pretty damned nasty with a condom on though

any manny lads in?
pondering what id do if I ever saw moni, like to think I'd heem it on the spot but worried I'd hesitate aha

go there then pavel/paki/other assorted subhuman

A smooth ride and eternal regret

giving head for gear message me

yes

Never use a condom, they make my silly soft because my idiot Protestant parents had my dick mutilated by dr shekel when I was a baby

fly out your gal pals to get fucked by a jamaican monster cock

Are you a woman?

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just felt a sharp pain in the ol ‘nus
probs colorectal cancer lads this is it for me

I've met him twice, once just walked past and recognised him, and the other was an actual meetup.

woof haha

got some new reversos and a 9.5 rope, what's your kik

Lubrication is never an issue anyways. I know how to get her wet. Just got to slap her around a little, women like being dominated I guess

4th snus of the day

Put your money on me by arcade fire

Sleeping is the only thing I enjoy these days. LOL.

I'm circumcised and have never had that issue, sounds like you're just low T

that's obviously massively different
this guy was clearly making a non-threatening joke
anyone who can't see that is too autistic to be allowed in a courtroom
to be clear, you're saying prince harry should be locked up for threatening jews etc by wearing a nazi costume?

zzzzzzzzzzz

My doggy has 2 seizures in a day
I think hes going to die

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brains spazzing out from light and henceforth giving me a migraine

wisdom teeth teething fucking sucks

This. 70%+ plus of Sweden's "rape" cases aren't even rape. They've broadened the term so much that even cat-whistles, if reported to authorities, will be jotted down as rape. The UK is, by standard rape definitions, the rape capital of Europe.

Britain's a pretty good country imo

Rorke forgot his meds again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHA

Consensus on wanking?

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love a good ol' rape me

harmless fun

smiffy my son you off work yet? I'm getting bloody thrashed by O&S need backup asap aha

rent free

:(
how old?

dont believe this for a second

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_v_Penguin_Books_Ltd

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get him put down you cruel cunt, he probably has a brain tumour

I hope you're not as lazy as the rest of the armed forces.

Then again you're not RAF so you're good.

tried watching that Annihilation film with Natalie Portman

it's extremely slow and boring, would not recommend

gave up after an hour and that was watching it on x1.10 speed as well, complete dogshit

*massages your arse*

just post lots of frogs I'm sure he'll be alright

who was in the right?

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Feel like every three days or so is a happy medium and use it as a reward i.e. not first thing in the morning
t. Ex chad incel