voca-fuggen-roo thread ladies!
poetry edition
official unofficial rules:
1. post something in your language or in a language of your choosing
b. go on vocaroo.com and read stuff other anons posted
γ. r8/h8/masturb8
д. have fun and don't be a dick
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Jaxon Morris
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Mason Smith
>tfw no polish gril
Charles Bailey
Tityre, tu patulae recubans sub tegmine fagi
silvestrem tenui Musam meditaris avena;
nos patriae fines et dulcia linquimus arva.
nos patriam fugimus; tu, Tityre, lentus in umbra
formosam resonare doces Amaryllida silvas.
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Tu, Titiro, sdraiato all’ombra di un vasto faggio,
intoni sulla zampogna leggera un canto silvestre;
noi lasciamo la nostra patria e i dolci campi,
noi fuggiamo dalla nostra patria e tu, Titiro, ozioso all’ombra, fai risuonare
le selve del nome della bella Amarillide.
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Tityrus, you lying back underneath the shade of a beech tree
spreading open, on a thin stalk of grass you try the song of the forest.
I go beyond the ends of my fatherland, leave these sweet fields
behind—I flee from my fatherland; you, Tityrus, calm in the shadow,
teach the forests to echo Amaryllis is beautiful.
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Levi Anderson
An encloaking, dark epoch
In which all life is now appraised
Another valueless commodity
On which the paracious may feebly graze
Indebted homage to their mammon
Whilst the mort is the music of the meek
Transcendence from a beatifully brutal reality
Is what I seek...
Jaxson Sanders
Brandon Barnes
Christian Scott
iktf
Carter Price
Je lui boufferais bien la chatte.
post some french pls
Kayden White
BUMP
Jaxon Sullivan
lel what's the italian version of that ?
Jackson Garcia
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i don't know any french
Samuel Ortiz
'Mi piacerebbe leccarle per bene la figa.'
trés bon!
Kayden Clark
Daniel Lee
it might be the time to play some guitar 2bh
gimme your name and I'll sing you a song
Zachary Torres
sure, its robin
Jason Reed
light hair/dark hair, eyes?
gimme summin to work on
Logan Cruz
She has a big dick
Gabriel Thompson
Brown hair, black eyes uh I'm in uni idk
Go with that sounds funny.
Thomas Parker
XV Number: lactucis agrestibus burger king pede. Ultima est velle velis in Burger rex burger est aliquis scriptor pedem fungus. Accidit autem ut hoc tibi esset. A 4channer anonymously ut uploaded ad locum photo showcasing pedes in bin a plastic lactucis agrestibus. Cum enim dicitur: "Hic est lactucis agrestibus comedent et ad Burger rex". At ipse calceamenta in habuit. Sed ut etiam peius est. 11:38 PM die XVI Iulii abierunt post live ad et XX minuta tantum postea, et per burger interrogatio est alerted ad regem perfide employee. Et quidem, ut spero et ipse est perfide. Qui factum? Bene, non ad BK employee quaerere notitia remotus in a photo uploaded quae suggesserant uideare malos uelle inritare Mayfleld illum esse in Sacramento, Ohio. 11:47 erat iste. 11:50 tribus minutis post ante: Inscriptio aditus missae in genere Burger rex autem cum vota beatam otium. V minuta serius, et quoque per alium nuntium statione erat 4channer. Et post tres minuta ad 11:58, est vinculum missae: BK scriptor "Dic nobis:" online forum. Sub photo: quae exhibent aliquod aliud, attachiatus fuit. Vivamus Locus Magazine contingi BK in die altera quaestio. Misisse, cum interrogati sunt subcinctus prandium procurator dicitur "O Scio qui non est. Et accensus suus questus." Mysterio solved per Sup Forums. Ad manducandum cibum nostris possumus omnes in pace. Vivamus Locus Magazine contingi BK in die altera quaestio. Misisse, cum interrogati dixerunt ad prandium amet subcinctus "O Scio qui non est. Et accensus suus questus". Mysterium solvitur per Sup Forums. Esca autem nos cibum redire possunt in. Vivamus Locus Magazine contingi BK in die altera quaestio. Is percunctanti, prandium subcinctus ad amet dicitur "O Scio qui non est. Et accensus suus questus". Mysterium solvitur per Sup Forums. Ad manducandum cibum nostris possumus omnes in pace.
Blake Price
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hope things are well
I'm quite drunk and in the process of getting high
Leo White
what the fuck
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Caleb Scott
"mamacita vamos a hacer barbacoa tu pones y yo el animal"
Isaiah Johnson
>That Latin
Damn
Austin Bell
Jace Richardson
>tfw dead language
Luke Howard
It's a shame, it sounds so beautiful.
Jackson Brooks
>you put and I the animal
What?
James Foster
post something in Latin and I'll give it a try, c'mon
Anthony Harris
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necessest;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Grayson Brooks
you put ur ass and me the d
Evan Green
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Julian Nelson
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
Zachary Perry
there there
Michael Johnson
butifel
Jonathan Turner
Sorry, I'm sick so my voice is low and messy.
Jackson Collins
bueno/10
Austin Reed
Austin Sanchez
amazing user
Luis Morris
proud gallo-roman here
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That's a weird text
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Jaxson Jenkins
not bad!
work on your RRR
Ian Bailey
i can't thrill them, i've been trying for years, i'm just unable to do it apparently
Anthony Reyes
is it a French thing?
your English R is pretty good tho
Cameron Evans
also post something in French, I wanna read something
Owen Rogers
Yeah, most french people can't do it.
Demain, dès l'aube, à l'heure où blanchit la campagne,
Je partirai. Vois-tu, je sais que tu m'attends.
J'irai par la forêt, j'irai par la montagne.
Je ne puis demeurer loin de toi plus longtemps.
Je marcherai les yeux fixés sur mes pensées,
Sans rien voir au dehors, sans entendre aucun bruit,
Seul, inconnu, le dos courbé, les mains croisées,
Triste, et le jour pour moi sera comme la nuit.
Je ne regarderai ni l'or du soir qui tombe,
Ni les voiles au loin descendant vers Harfleur,
Et quand j'arriverai, je mettrai sur ta tombe
Un bouquet de houx vert et de bruyère en fleur.
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Adrian Thomas
Austin Edwards
not too bad, you have a thick accent and mispronouce a lot of words but it's more or less understandable
Isaac Young
thanks, my French is very limited
I can read it to some extent but speaking it is another thing
Samuel Richardson
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My ancestors :)
Carson Ward
SOMEONE START THE /LANG/ THREAD PLEASE
Ryder Morgan
nice!
your ancestors are proud of you :)
William Scott
Read a bit of the beginning of Roald Dahl's The Magic Finger in finnish.
Juan Hughes
Los caminos de la vida
No son lo que yo esperaba
No son lo que yo creía
No son lo que imaginaba
Los caminos de la vida
Son muy difícil de andarlos
Difícil de caminarlos
Y no encuentro la salida
Yo pensaba que la vida
Era distinta
Como cuando era chiquitito
Yo creía que las cosas
Eran fáciles como ayer
Que mi madre preocupada
Se esmeraba por todo lo que necesitaba
Yo me doy cuenta que tanto así no es
Porque a mi madre la veo cansada
De trabajar por mi hermano y por mi
Y ahora con ganas quisiera ayudarla
Y por ella la peleo hasta el fin
Por ella lucharé hasta que me muera
Y por ella no me quiero morir
Tampoco que se me muera mi vieja
Pero yo se que el destino es asi
Los caminos de la vida
No son lo que yo esperaba
No son lo que yo creía
No son lo que imaginaba
Los caminos de la vida
Son muy difícil de andarlos
Difícil de caminarlos
Y no encuentro la salida
Yo pensaba que la vida
Era distinta
Como cuando era chiquitito
Yo creía que las cosas
Eran fáciles como ayer
Que mi madre preocupada
Me daba por todo lo que necesitaba
Yo me doy cuenta que tanto así no es
Porque a mi madre la veo cansada
De trabajar por mi hermano y por mi
Y ahora con ganas quisiera ayudarla
Y por ella la peleo hasta el fin
Por ella lucharé hasta que me muera
Y por ella no me quiero morir
Tampoco que se me muera mi vieja
Pero yo se que el destino es asi
Hudson Johnson
(Preferably, sung like a showtune, but I'm not a cop)
Sure, you could go to Mexico
But I'd watch just what you eat
Or the Big Easy, take it sleazy
While getting mugged on Bourbon Street
Try Germany (not cheery)
Or the UK (weather's dreary)
Or you could be
By the North Sea
And live in Beneluxury
Yes
I
mean
L-U-X-E-M-B-O-U-R-G what a place
Oh, what a sight to see
It's every banker's fantasy
A place for you and a place for me
Come on down shake hands with Bettel
Buy some steel it's their favorite metal
Move over Jacque, move over Gretel
Luxembourg, what a place to settle!
Jaxon Mitchell
Lucas Reed
Elijah Green
Hunter Cox
Thomas Perry
haha nice
Also, the "Y" sounds like ee in feet, it means and
Thomas Young
Nice. Thanks, senpai.
Nolan Bell
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r8 but don't h8
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ree pls help span boy
Liam Hall
wew really nice voice user, would sing together innawoods in front of a bonfire/10
and your spanish seems perfect to me
Xavier Scott
That was pretty good, you do have an accent but you didn't appear to have a problem pronouncing most of the stuff
One thing I did notice is that your ll and y are kind of loose, but there may be some accents that pronounce it like that so yeah overall it was pretty good
Carson Rodriguez
ALICJA WHERE ART THOU
Caleb Peterson
sleeping?
Leo Garcia
yeah most likely
Juan Bailey
bump
Brody Baker
based italianon
William Hall
I've babysat this thread for fourteen hours straight
Sebastian Howard
Isaiah Thomas
vocaroo threads are dying, mio
Adrian Rivera
not on my watch
Austin Murphy
Jason Cox
Did the three in a row unaware of the language switch.