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>March 2018
>Still no kacy hill gf
where did it all go so wrong edition

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What the actual fuck?

cringe

man

what did I miss

Just had a cash injection of £2500 into my account from mummy and daddy :)

What was it?

Looks like a woman whose looks will go to shit in the next 10 years.

what was posted?

They're quite clearly not all the same ideology.

How about a picture of yourself.

still no examples of one region american playing another region american poorly.

doesnt exist.
yanks dont have accents

just found this gem lol

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been before I'm prepared for the muzzies, basically just going for the drugs and I'd shag a poorly monkey at this point so don't mind some munting prozzies as long as I don a sheath

yeah and I'll be part of that carnage haha LLAAAADDDSSSSSSS

yanks cant do anything on their own, they need commonwealth members to do things so theu can take credit

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This

Pic related is the only accentless zone in the english speaking world

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The chad warsaw pact

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JAVASCRIPT

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my gf

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vs
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i don't know if there exists a californian actor badly playing a midwestern accent or some shit. movies with any decent budget would not put up with that

ALLO GUVNAR
STICK T'KETTLE ON

did you lads see the wales - china match

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Bernie would have made a great president 2bh, shame the American government spoonfed the public so much properganda they see free healthcare as totalitarian authoritarianism

Saw a massive big fat prozzie and then a mate of mine went to Amsterdam like a year later and ended up seeing her as well. She was fat and black and repulsive. She worked in a shitty alley brothel so if you see her don't buck her because she's fat and black.

but yanks on tv all sound same

it's like received pronunciation for yanks

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mite cop this

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I'm gay, bro!

Dude, I'm gay!

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>yanks dont have accents
>but yanks on tv all sound same
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I drew that pepe. Glad to see he still gets use.

used to rag these down the fields as a kid

old bill used to chase us was bare jokes

I listen to a lot of music and read. I play video games too but I hate nerds so I steer clear from ever trying to make friends through that
used to play football and soccer but that feels like an age ago
if you’re not living in dublin it just seems like theres fuck all to do. I get so bored here I just walk my dog up and down the fields near me to get out of the house

just discovered that when normies unironically say the word 'woke' what they usually mean is they're admiring someone for being anti-white male

>Sam Elliott sounds like Tony Soprano who sounds like a dude bro from Malibu

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oh fuck
hope prison food's nice

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special circumstances.

most actors regardless of who they're play use a general american accent. they cant all be from that one place in iowa

like I said I'd shag a poorly monkey so I'd probably give her a poke

Moving to Orange County, California

they're of scots-irish descent, right?

That's a bit shite lad. Know what you mean with the video game nerd thing. Some right fruits about. Part time job might do you good. Not make any mates in Uni?

>most actors regardless of who they're play use a general american accent
how about you show me an example of an character that is supposed to be from new york or midwestern or something but instead uses a general american accent?

TSSSK TSK TSK TSK TSK

you mite but you wont

you think tommy's scared of prison lad? he has a load of allies in there, he basically ran the place when he went down

Ah yes the orange curtain

>Tommy Robinson
>5'6"

ah yes, the master race

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talking about normal tv series and films you fucking mong not cherrypicked rednecks

Moving to Huntsville, Alabama

Pretty much all descended from Ulstermen, aye

wtf I'm the same height as him
is he jewish

stop with the anti-semitism lad

where do you live?

protip: you can't

Depends where he goes

If there are a lot of muzzers there'll (hopefully) be race riots

prison's full of muzzies
he risks getting shanked in his own cell

>is he jewish

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I did but they’re only my mates until they go back home to their actual friends
I suppose its my fault I didnt make any real friends, I never bothered joining any societies but I honestly loath the atmosphere around all those uni groups
its full of fruits and run by absolute cabbages

Mate of mine found a wee 5 a side thing on gumtree and made mates from there. Theres options out there but you may need to dig online a bit.

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Any films that appeals to the regular neet?

huh

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wicklow

american psycho

You're not wrong lad. I only really made one real friend in uni and she's my gf now. Wouldn't lose a wink of sleep if I never saw any of the rest of them again.

Still recommend lifting though.

Ghost World

fake

big lebowski

you arrive in the north

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Millwall Mentioned

>when you're so hopelessly in love and obsessed with one 10/10 her even smiling at another man fills you with rage

help me lads

just printed out all the posts i've ever made on Sup Forums

will make for entertaining reading on my daily commute

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He’s a dirty Zionist cunt

fucking christ

nothing wrong with zionism

>903 A4 pages of

poo
poo nigger

Dunno how to tbqh. Was dating a 10/10 once and she said some lad in the soaps was fit and I deliberately made her feel like utter shit. Crushed her into tears over the course of the next few hours. Am a very jealous, bitter man.

Based.

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fuck you i'm millwall

Fuck off kike

least it's not the midlands

post fucking machines

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WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN?

millpool

is there anything jews can’t subvert?

my party manifesto

1. deport poley
2. solve the northern ireland border issue by submerging it in cement
3. death penalty for the sale or possession of chewing gum
4. swap our pakis with america's mexicans
5. state-appointed latina gfs

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carl of swindon is part nigger

disconnected from reality boys

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yeah didn't know that part nigger was fucking pygmy though

this lad is a definite /brit/ poster

instant ramen for dindins

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Evenin' queers

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Went out with a girl once like a month after she broke up. She continued to talk to her ex and occasionally see him in person. Called her out on not being o we him and she denied it. Dumped her and she was back with him 2 weeks later. A month after that she was telling me how shit he is compared to me and dumped him a second time. Told her she's a bit of a whore and she cried and begged me to not stop talking to her because she'd never experienced a connection with anyone like she did with me haha promised I'd never stop talking to her and then immediately ignored her blatantly until she gave up and walked away in tears

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>mum told me to brush my hair

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