/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

hickock45 edition
AKA the one without the bullshit

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>tfw the west is no longer wild

How many times have each of you got your sisters pregnant?

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Yeah, it's a damn shame. At least we have guns.

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Only twice shut up

VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE

Did you then apply for government subsidies for being a vegetable farmer?

Hell yes I did

Remember his sacrifice.

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what is phoenix like

why is this shit thread FUCKING dead

They're busy impregnating their sisters.

cringe

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

I've never visited this. I should.

>87242584
didn't read a word

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I will impregnate you ma amie

it's mon ami dumb fag and i don't know you

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You're a girl dont lie to me ma amie

it's MON

>sacrifice
don't you mean tucking his tail, fleeing and then getting killed

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I love it when girls fight back ma amie

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dumb fucker it's MON
that is ami or amie

they'll never get this right but only if they memorize it.

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fuck the leaf, we were meant to be bby

825
I'm going to smack your face if you keep up this attitude ma amie

869

ma amie, ich liebe dich

why does fried chicken have to be such a pain in the fucking ass to make?

>season chicken
>soak in buttermilk for 6 hours
>take out chicken, pat dry
>coat in flour
>shake off excess
>cook to temperature
>enjoy

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Oh that's really cute ma amie. But first allow me to chop off your limbs, put cute little hats on your stumps, gouge out your eyes, then rip out your vocal cords, and pull out your ear drums. Then you'll be my perfect little fuckpillow who's only sensation will be my dick, ma amie. We can then live a happy long life and make lots of little leafs together :)

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It's hot during the summer, it's cool during the winter, it has amazingly lax gun laws, and it makes Californians angry. Phoenix is pretty comfy.

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stop responding to the Canadian faggot

you forgot
>wipe grease off everything in the vicinity of the stovetop for a an hour afterwards

>being a ninny
It's not even that bad if you just use a lid

Why did he delete this

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I impregnated her

I didn't know what a stovetop was, I thought he was talking of the inside top of the stove

>her
wtf, attraction to Var ended
Alberta is my friend noq

>the inside top of the stove
I'm not sure what part of the stove you're trying to refer to

The space underneath the burners

past>future

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but what if the future is more like the past than the present

Then past would = future.

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>the future won't be high-tech fused with the artistry, craftsmanship, and attention to detail of the past
>it'll just be sleek IKEA-tier bullshit instead

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>there will never be another Oldsmobile ever made

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post

hello again

malayysia

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>there will never be another Pontiac ever made

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>we isis now
that case was in arkansas right?

it was in Kansas, but sadly it probably could have happened anywhere in the US. Americans can't into geography or flags.

Traitors should hang.
I wish I had my Louis Reil webm

what happened?

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It's warming up, guess it'll be time to mow soon.

Which one of you fuckers started this thread?

all me

based, FUCK m*laySHIA

>Shia
T R I G G E R E D

but are you talking bout the guy or the sect?

sect I guess, don't think le cheese beard man has ties to Islam

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finally tamed the emus

>Shi'ite Muslims
I joined those folks once for shits and giggles, had the clay tablets they pray on, did their rituals, really fun

I didn't think Shitites were allowed to proselytize in Malaysia

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Is the BLACK man epitome of masculinity and male dominance ???

They're not
Everythings underground, and the religious centers are almost always shop-houses rather than their own building

GLORY TO AHLALBAYT
KHOMEINI = MAHDI

rip

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best one

vincent van gogh was a chad

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he was an autist that could only get laid by paying for syphilitic whores
But he was PURE, so that counts for something

Mommy said we could get burger King tomorrow
We got coupons in the mail

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gn dixie

don't think I'll be sleeping 2nite

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this has to be the best one

kek this cannot be

god preserve the south

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you only work part time or what ?

>lets go boys
Was he a good president, in the context of /dixie/? Did he do lots for the southern states?

good night /dixie/

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He is corrupt as hell and destroyed what was left of the Democrat Party in Arkansas. He's just a symptom of a long decline

full time

not really he left the south and took everyone loyal with him

democrats never recovered in arkansas

Just got Europa Universalis 4

is it the same as ck2 with 500 dlcs?

YES

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Skyrim has nothing on them swedish jews

>the same as CK2
lolno

Come on you know what he meant

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that they're both map painting simulators? Well what did you expect?

the mechanics of CK2 are still way different from every other Parajew series.

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