I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink
I mean damn, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think?
Hey, you remember where we first met?
Okay, I don't remember where we first met
But hey, admitting is the first step
And hey, you know ain't nobody perfect
And I know, with the hoes I got the worst rep
But hey, their backstroke I'm tryna perfect
And hey, ayo, we made it, Thanksgiving
So hey, maybe we can make it to Christmas
She asked me what I wished for on the wishlist
Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?
Maybe we could still make it to the church steps
But first, you gon' remember how to forget
After all these long-ass verses
I'm tired, you tired, Jesus wept
/brit/
any based black man in
possibly the most cancerous op/text combo ever
NEVER try to talk to me before I've had my first cup of coffee in the morning. You've all been warned...
anti lyric post
*doesnt talk to you at all*
>Her eighth, and second-largest book, Provocations, will be published by Pantheon in October 2018.
Might get a cheeky pre-order in down at Angus and Robertson
anglos are stupid and unpleasant
anti lyric post (2)
good to see another yank in haha
love are ed
anyone that oz lad that had a little shrine to maisie
wonder how he’s doing now
blew his head off with a shotgun on /brit/ one night
they say a picture tells a thousand words
wouldn’t surprise me if he necked himself
tell ed melvin says hello
>virgin freak waifu-havers sershlad, caralad and maisiebro have all left this place and are probably having happy fulfilling lives somewhere
and then there's me
old girl there almost looks edited in
I came home from a day of toil and the wife had dinner laid out on the dining room table
>darling wife, mother of my three sons, where is this week's copy of The Economist?
I was then informed that there was no mail today. My day and weekend were ruined.
Her bodyguard wasn't very good was he
i'm back
>fulfilling lives
seriously doubt that part
rest of it sounds right though
and you dont even have a nickname
didnt caralad an hero
95% of asian women are fucking vile alien-insectoid looking specimens
no he got a job, gf and deleted his waifu shit
if I were an irritating twerp who posted pictures of my "waifu" all day long I'd have one, alas no.
unironically have never met a single person in my entire 22 years on earth who have actually bought a new car instead of getting one used and that includes one of my friends' dad who was a junior minister in the state government when I was 8
hat
extremely hattable post
Consider yourself lucky I don't tip you a mean one right now
boring
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
tfw Oliva rejects you
And I doubt you ever will with grammar like that
Stick to playing bingo down at the local
haha this same aussie keeps replying to his own posts
*inhales*
name a single grammatical error I made that didn't involve capitalisation you grim little private school battyboy
would honestly chin you out without a second thought if you ever dared to come within 100 metres of me
There aren't as many states here. Do your reddit flags go smaller than state level?
*points finger at you*
virgin freak
*sidesteps so it's now pointing at someone else*
I think he's pointing at you mate
think you've replied to the wrong post
?
shut the fuck off you blubber ape, I operate on a level so much higher than you there's no point in you trying to converse with me, as if anything you could ever say would be edifying to me. Learn your place and stay in it.
I saw 4 before I gave up
>www.hsc.com.au
This might help you along lad
honestly jealous of thailad, imagine having your own place in the city center, a good social life etc, and STILL having plenty of money leftover at the end of the month
Instead I'm left with about £100/month, life in a first world country was a mistake
breathe the pressure
hello fellow yank :)
Glad somebody finally figured this one out.
King Gizzard and the Number Wizard
runtatious post
god fucking BASED, can I get a link to her patreon?
cannot believe there are actually people out there who watch this drivel
No, she was banned because TRUTH
If you send your kid to a good school for a GCSE score you've fucked up in life. You send them for everything but the score
Any poo lads in
could i pass as a local in your country?
you don't send kids to private schools for education(because like the article shows, smart kids are smart regardless)
you send them for the connections they'll make that will guarantee them success even if they fuck up
leftypol is fuming
Where the FUCK is /brit/'s bbm Jeffrey?
the hapa gf and her parents
You know it's true, I bet his mortgage bill is about half of what I pay rentberg to live in his prison, i mean flatshare sorry
good to see another yank in :)
>that last man's voice
SCREECHING
fuming
Hey Nikki you want the dikki haha
Had a mate at uni who went to a public school who insisted he wouldn't have been at the Russell group we were at if he hadn't gone to a public school in his area (Nottingham)
Such a load of bullshit and he got hysterical when I tried to tell him otherwise
I am no longer friends with him as he had such a short fuse for things like this
Bought a nintendo switch
If the one on the right isn't a virgin I'd just choose her mum. If it's loose I may as well go with the experienced minx
How wide was your mouth opened when you di it
some people would see having to move to the other side of the globe to live in a mosquito-riddled developing nation surrounded by people speaking a different language with no connection to you to be a significant downside, but if it sounds like your cup of tea and you are incapable of improving your situation in your home country then yeah go for it.
why is spokane such a shithole i have to drive there next week
back from toil
glad to see another yank could make it :)
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Why do Americans post here? They lost the right to be here after the whole debacle in Boston
lmao, I knew one guy who went to a prestigious public school, but insisted that he had 'basically' graduated from a comprehensive because he went there on a partial scholarship
you're the one living in a flatshare you projectionist cunt
the virgin british /brit/poster
the chad yank /brit/poster
oh finally, another yank :)
Liam is British
Honestly thinking about moving to yankland but I won't post here if I do
poo
poo nigger
sounds like a win win, you may even get shot
Such a cunt
I support the right of private school to exist but they really are just an ego-inflating money-grubbing exercise most of the time
not even him you insecure, flatshare living runtoid
good lord yet another yank :)
shut up when im talking to you
shut up
*exhales*
always stand up when im doing a poo and let it slide right out and plop into the toilet
Why do Canadians post here? They lost the right to be here after they elected Justin Trudeau as their prime minister
Woke up to a really sore and sticky willy. Think my new wife sucked me off overnight lol
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
Back to MENA with you
Howdy partner
nice to see another yank here :)