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I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink
I mean damn, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think?
Hey, you remember where we first met?
Okay, I don't remember where we first met
But hey, admitting is the first step
And hey, you know ain't nobody perfect
And I know, with the hoes I got the worst rep
But hey, their backstroke I'm tryna perfect
And hey, ayo, we made it, Thanksgiving
So hey, maybe we can make it to Christmas
She asked me what I wished for on the wishlist
Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?
Maybe we could still make it to the church steps
But first, you gon' remember how to forget
After all these long-ass verses
I'm tired, you tired, Jesus wept

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any based black man in

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possibly the most cancerous op/text combo ever

NEVER try to talk to me before I've had my first cup of coffee in the morning. You've all been warned...

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*doesnt talk to you at all*

>Her eighth, and second-largest book, Provocations, will be published by Pantheon in October 2018.
Might get a cheeky pre-order in down at Angus and Robertson

anglos are stupid and unpleasant

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good to see another yank in haha

love are ed

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anyone that oz lad that had a little shrine to maisie
wonder how he’s doing now

blew his head off with a shotgun on /brit/ one night

they say a picture tells a thousand words

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wouldn’t surprise me if he necked himself

tell ed melvin says hello

>virgin freak waifu-havers sershlad, caralad and maisiebro have all left this place and are probably having happy fulfilling lives somewhere
and then there's me

old girl there almost looks edited in

I came home from a day of toil and the wife had dinner laid out on the dining room table
>darling wife, mother of my three sons, where is this week's copy of The Economist?

I was then informed that there was no mail today. My day and weekend were ruined.

Her bodyguard wasn't very good was he

i'm back

>fulfilling lives
seriously doubt that part
rest of it sounds right though

and you dont even have a nickname

didnt caralad an hero

95% of asian women are fucking vile alien-insectoid looking specimens

no he got a job, gf and deleted his waifu shit

if I were an irritating twerp who posted pictures of my "waifu" all day long I'd have one, alas no.

unironically have never met a single person in my entire 22 years on earth who have actually bought a new car instead of getting one used and that includes one of my friends' dad who was a junior minister in the state government when I was 8

hat

extremely hattable post
Consider yourself lucky I don't tip you a mean one right now

boring

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

tfw Oliva rejects you

And I doubt you ever will with grammar like that
Stick to playing bingo down at the local

haha this same aussie keeps replying to his own posts

*inhales*

name a single grammatical error I made that didn't involve capitalisation you grim little private school battyboy

would honestly chin you out without a second thought if you ever dared to come within 100 metres of me

There aren't as many states here. Do your reddit flags go smaller than state level?

*points finger at you*
virgin freak

*sidesteps so it's now pointing at someone else*

I think he's pointing at you mate

think you've replied to the wrong post

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shut the fuck off you blubber ape, I operate on a level so much higher than you there's no point in you trying to converse with me, as if anything you could ever say would be edifying to me. Learn your place and stay in it.

I saw 4 before I gave up
>www.hsc.com.au
This might help you along lad

honestly jealous of thailad, imagine having your own place in the city center, a good social life etc, and STILL having plenty of money leftover at the end of the month

Instead I'm left with about £100/month, life in a first world country was a mistake

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breathe the pressure

hello fellow yank :)

Glad somebody finally figured this one out.

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King Gizzard and the Number Wizard

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god fucking BASED, can I get a link to her patreon?

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cannot believe there are actually people out there who watch this drivel

No, she was banned because TRUTH

If you send your kid to a good school for a GCSE score you've fucked up in life. You send them for everything but the score

Any poo lads in

could i pass as a local in your country?

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you don't send kids to private schools for education(because like the article shows, smart kids are smart regardless)

you send them for the connections they'll make that will guarantee them success even if they fuck up

leftypol is fuming

CHOON
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Where the FUCK is /brit/'s bbm Jeffrey?

the hapa gf and her parents

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HOWLING

You know it's true, I bet his mortgage bill is about half of what I pay rentberg to live in his prison, i mean flatshare sorry

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good to see another yank in :)

>that last man's voice
SCREECHING

fuming

Hey Nikki you want the dikki haha

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Had a mate at uni who went to a public school who insisted he wouldn't have been at the Russell group we were at if he hadn't gone to a public school in his area (Nottingham)

Such a load of bullshit and he got hysterical when I tried to tell him otherwise

I am no longer friends with him as he had such a short fuse for things like this

Bought a nintendo switch

If the one on the right isn't a virgin I'd just choose her mum. If it's loose I may as well go with the experienced minx

How wide was your mouth opened when you di it

some people would see having to move to the other side of the globe to live in a mosquito-riddled developing nation surrounded by people speaking a different language with no connection to you to be a significant downside, but if it sounds like your cup of tea and you are incapable of improving your situation in your home country then yeah go for it.

why is spokane such a shithole i have to drive there next week

back from toil

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glad to see another yank could make it :)

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Why do Americans post here? They lost the right to be here after the whole debacle in Boston

lmao, I knew one guy who went to a prestigious public school, but insisted that he had 'basically' graduated from a comprehensive because he went there on a partial scholarship

you're the one living in a flatshare you projectionist cunt

the virgin british /brit/poster

the chad yank /brit/poster

oh finally, another yank :)

Liam is British

Honestly thinking about moving to yankland but I won't post here if I do

poo
poo nigger

sounds like a win win, you may even get shot

Such a cunt

I support the right of private school to exist but they really are just an ego-inflating money-grubbing exercise most of the time

not even him you insecure, flatshare living runtoid

good lord yet another yank :)

shut up when im talking to you
shut up

*exhales*

always stand up when im doing a poo and let it slide right out and plop into the toilet

Why do Canadians post here? They lost the right to be here after they elected Justin Trudeau as their prime minister

Woke up to a really sore and sticky willy. Think my new wife sucked me off overnight lol

I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

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Back to MENA with you

Howdy partner

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nice to see another yank here :)