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Vocal coach edition

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*poos and farts on it*

knob smells like wotsits

The School Census for under 18s

In 1998, no town in Britain had a town where the white children were a minority. Every major town in Britain had a majority of White British children.
This changed in 1999.
In 1999, Slough became the first town where the White British under 18s became a minority, under 50%.
In 2000, Nelson followed.
In 2001, Batley and Greater London also became minority white in the under-18s.
In 2002, Leicester.
In 2003, no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2004, Birmingham.
In 2005, Luton.
In 2006, no new towns. The last year no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2007, Keighley.
In 2008, Burton on Trent.
In 2009, High Wycombe.
In 2010, Bradford.
In 2011, Manchester.
In 2012, Dewsbury.
In 2013, Huddersfield.
In 2014, Halifax.
In 2015, Sandwell, Blackburn, Reading and Watford.
In 2016, Nottingham, Wolverhampton and Oxford.
In 2017, Bedford and Coventry.

boxers are soaked in this mornings wank session

hammers and nails ladies, hammers and nails

dont care

just killed anglo

LMAOing at Britain's life

haha whitey btfo

got a hole in my sock

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have a similar hairline

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thats why u need to post machines

Leeds Stronk

horrible

need my bollocks trampled on by mummy may then stuck in a vice and slammed shut and have mummy may slurp the juices from my squashed bollocks

Any Adam F man in

learning german with DontTrustTheRabbit

you fought napoleon for this

The Labour man's mentality

had my laptop since 2012 now. almost never turn it off just close the screen. can't believe it still works fine 2bh

any Ben m man in

better dead than ted

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doxxable info tbqh

chicken should be the only meat on the market

wonder if anything would change about my life if I was doxxed

ostrich

Getting ready for the weekend.

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*opens Waitrose bag*
*takes out the FT*

Looking good Brenny

dumb crossposter

like brendan's suit here x

going to Whole Foods, want anything?

* clears throat menacingly *

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one organic vegan gf please

Whatever Bezos is having i.e. the whole company
ta

is this a larger action figure?

very fashionable
like something Messi would wear to the ball d'or ceremony

Anyone in Edinburgh airport and up for a cheeky bit of banter?

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one of my subordinates came in to have a word with me about how she's unhappy at work because the management treat her bad and don't provide her with any training

i had absolutely no idea how to handle the situation lmao i have literally no idea what the fuck i'm doing as a manager

hello deano, how are you this morning

Canada is only 74% white so you can only assume how bad it is there

provide her with training

ha! doxxed.
see you soon...

anyone else noticed how nice it is without Irish posters

do you keep your room dust free?

do you reckon you'll still be there next weekend lad? i'll see you there if so

Yes actually, at 5 atm and my flights been delayed till 1 when's your flight?

canada's actually quite decent because everyone generally sticks to their own little area

oh hey there yank :)

tell her she should knuckle down or you'll knuckle her fat head

dont care

Off to the Ball Door ceremony

She's talking bollocks she's had plenty of training

There's really not much to learn about sitting on a till scanning things there's like 5 buttons you need to press in total.

Honestly do not care about this country becoming more non white

I’m just trying to be the best person I can be, work hard, focus on improving myself everyday and one day start a family. How will the country being X% non-white affect this or affect any of you?

We've got a photographer in for company photos today (company profiles for our website) so all the office qts have done themselves up with makeup and made more of an effort than usual.

Complimented this bird in tax and she responded very positively: seemed excited at the attention I was showing her, played with her hair and maintained strong eye contact throughout the interaction.

Should I email her a picture of my penis? She was looking thick, solid, and tight

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have never been on a plane in the past 2 years

nope, i dust and polish maybe 4 times a year

tell her to get fucked then

hello nigger

> How will the country being X% non-white affect this or affect any of you?

Racial transfers of power in countries has gone so well in the past. Especially for white people :)

Your daughter might bring home a member of one of the lower races

grow up

for the lads

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did that in slightly softer words, told her if she came here for a cushy little job where things are easy she's in the wrong place

1000 times yes

*makes farting noises with my mouth at you*

Would've performed better with a wank under my belt

woke up at 10, already consumed over 2000kcal

you didn't lead off with a neg so chances for escalation are 0%. You need to re-calibrate in the field and bring your outer game or roll off.

have been on roughly 100 planes in that time

probably like half of those have been the same plane though to be honest i'm sure easyjet uses the same planes over and over for the same routes

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why are you catching so many planes then

Love the structure of this post. Thick and solid with a twist at the end. A lot like my penis leading into my foreskin.

Gonna need a list

dont even have a passport anymore

visiting the gf and also i just like to travel

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>visiting the gf

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Just called her a fat cunt under my breath, awaiting response now. Expecting a lunchtime blowwie

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not sure what this image is attempting to convey

time for 50 laps around the living room

Carb depleted

made the classic mistake of wearing a jumper to work on casual friday
if I take it off I'll be chilly but with it on I'm so comfy I'm dozing off at my desk

*sets up a justgiving for a sponsored walk around the living room*

hello mum

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muzzies at it again

Mummy told me I need to see Ashley and Martin. I'm finally being recognised as a big boy

Accidentally took a full gram of mdma on an empty stomach yesterday morning. Had a grand mal seizure. At the airport now.

good

relevant

Tired of this screeching banshee

That I'm at the airport?

don't believe it until it's on the bbc
>check bbc

oh. okay then. fuck sake lads

hate serious posting
love gimmicks and slags
simple as

>taking hostages at Lidl

ah yes, the mighty caliphate

VERY bad news from the doctor lads

Imagine being a WW2 vet then walking around London seeing it full of non-whites
They probably wonder what the fuck they fought for because it's certainly wasn't to keep Britain British