Herr doktor:

Herr doktor:
>uwawa, anĂ³n, you have psoriasis
Me:
>ok. How I fix it?
Herr doktor:
>u cunt lole. You can buy medicine for many monies tho
Me:
>The fuck
Is this the same in your cuntree?

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yes

O wise chocolate bar, do you have psor? If yes - for how long?

Nah, unfortunately. how did you get it tho?

>Is this the same in your cuntree?
no

It just happened.
Maybe from stress, maybe it's genetics from relatives.
For several years it was located only on my head, but lately several dots appeared on my elbow.

What happens in Estland?

Did the doc not give you a clear diagnosis? That sounds kinda weird that he'd give you the medicine before he even gives you diagnosis.

When I was 16 doc in the drafting center told me that I have weird stuff on my head. I went into specialized facility and they told me it was seborrhea.
After having this diagnosis for 4 years and doing all recommendations the weird stuff on my head remained.
In mid-february I've noticed strange wh*Te dots on my elbow and went to doc, who ordered me to go through testing.
Today she said it's L40.0

CIS medicine at its finest

sorry to hear that, i've got vitiligo but i believe they kinda need the same treatment (steroid creams and protopic?). i really hope they come up with some real cure in the next 10 years.

Social health insurance from taxes (which are pretty low by EU standarts).

Similar to all nordic countries.

e.g. in netherlands you need to pay for insurance on your own and taxes are around 60% (in eesti - 20%).

I've done it through insurance too.
What's the difference? Does it include price of the medicine too?

maybe it's ringworm? idk it sounds similar to what you have

No, my wh*Te dots look different.
Also don't forget that psor starts on the head.

I hope too.
American bourgeois dogs can pay 50k$ a year for some really good medicine, but it doesn't remove the illness.

Are you sure? If it stayed with you for 4 years and the medication isn't working I think he may have misdiagnosed you.

16yo
>user, you have seborrea
20yo
>user, you've been blessed by Nurgle

Pretty sure I was misdiagnosed in 16 years.

if its psoriasis it will never go away, you can only treat the symptoms sadly. and if you stop the treatment they will come back (sometimes you can't even really treat it only reduce the redness or the itching a bit, but thats worst case scenario)

It is covered by the social security system and you may even get NEETbux for life for having psoriasis. Healthcare is something we are proud of, although the government is eroding it step by step.

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Yeah but he said he's been on medication and nothing changed, so I'm pretty sure it's different. plus the symptoms for ringworm and psoriasis are very similar.

It looks something like this, and the medication was for Seborrhoeic dermatitis

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even worse......

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Are you getting sold to the Sichuan sauce mines?

true. well ringworm would be the best since that can be cured.
it looks like psoriasis to me, a mild case, but its possible to get a skin sample and test it to be sure. maybe you could ask your doc to do it.

That's not my photo, it just looks really similar.
Doc had me to do blood test and skin sample test.

My foreskin was chopped off when i was born without my consent, if i get sicj even with my work insurance it might financially bankrupt my entire family, might as well mainline inject szechuan until i die

Depends on your case.

All medical help is free (e.g. operations and stuff).

Consultation from specialist is 5 euro (but most of times you'll solve the problem for free with your family doctor. But if you got hard case - family doctor will transfer you for a consultation to doctor.

About medicine it's some formulas used. So if you got expensive medicine - gov will cover most of it, if smaller - will cover minor part of it. Also there's recepies for farmacy that are cuttin 50-100% of price of medicine. Also doctor by default should offer you the medicine that is most beneficial by price\amount of working element in it. You can buy more expensive analogue (even if it have same amount of working element) - but it everybody will say to you how much you overpayed (even in drug store they will ask you again ARE YOU SURE? YOU'RE OVERPAYED n EURO).
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Well I'm not an expert on this so don't take my word like it's a matter of fact but I'm very convinced it's ringworm in your case. Stress, weather, lack of hygiene are all common causes for ringworm, while psoriasis is mainly supposed to be genetic. I had a friend who goes to the same student campus as me and he was stressed out in his week for finals and didn't shower or eat and he had stuff like in your pic around he's neck and all over his back. If I were you I'd go get rediagnosed but idk.

Ringworm would itch like crazy and expand, while the center of the ring is already healing.

Also a drunk witch doctor in the middle of africa should be able to diagnose ringworm correctly because it's a very obvious thing.

>Also a drunk witch doctor in the middle of africa should be able to diagnose ringworm correctly because it's a very obvious thing.
Apparently not the doctor he went to, who diagnosed him wrong two times.

>diagnosed wrong 2 times
1. One time, and that was the other doctor.

Test

I never visit doctor or take medicine because it's unnatural

But do you drink vodka

What's natural in Russia it's to die at 55 without thinking about your health.

only if it's mixed with orange juice

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We call that a screwdriver here, is there a Russian name for vodka mixed with orange juice

it's called the same but translated to Russian for obvious reasons just like pretty much all cocktails

Nigga I figured it out, you got AIDS. Time to write your will my man.

Interesting, didn't know cocktails translated like that

It's just easier to call it like that (otvertka) than to pronounce the original name.

What i mean is more i figured a lot of cocktail names were more slang and colloquialisms than similar even across the world.

So..
I went to dicc doctor today that and he told me:
>Awww yeeea .... you have psor on your dicc

WHY LIFE IS SO CRUEL

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It could be eczema. I have that and it's similar to psoriasis but with more skin flakes. It has no cure.

30% minimum is covered by government or your employer as long as you pay taxes well as long as it's not the most expensive or experimental medicine out there
Else they'll clap for you for not getting your retirement money but gave all those taxes to american camps and fund abe schools and that's it