/brit/

SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND edition

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took your virginity

he's a bit depressed today
says he got munted and scared off his crush

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*points finger at you*
virgin freak

>round sunglasses
hate these
hate knobs who wear them and think they're cool
you're not
grrr
grumble grumble

*kills all anglos*

well that was easy

Beata Maria
You know I am a proud Rorke man
Of my nation I am justly proud

Beata Maria
You know I'm so much more redpilled than
The common, vulgar, weak, leftypol crowd

Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her Maltese eyes still scorch my soul

I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her chestnut hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

Like fire!
Hellfire!
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault!
I'm not to blame!
It is the commie girl
The slag who sent this flame

It's not my fault!
If in God's plan!

He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man

Protect me, Maria
Don't let this yankboo cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Neoliberals
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone!

Hellfire!
Dark fire!
Now commie, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will BURN

God have mercy on her!

God have mercy on me.

But she will be mine
Or
SSSSSSHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE WWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

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john lennon

find it interesting that things like a pronounced brow and a large jaw can reflect your personality

*holds a mirror up*
*you make horrified eye contact with yourself and recoil, exposed and defeated*

white "people" cannot escape the wrath of the sun even in scandanavia

the staccato way of speaking that rolling news presenters used is so fucking irritating

dunno how people can watch this crap

not many of us left lad

We've got a photographer in for company photos today (company profiles for our website) so all the office qts have done themselves up with makeup and made more of an effort than usual.

Complimented this bird in tax and she responded very positively: seemed excited at the attention I was showing her, played with her hair and maintained strong eye contact throughout the interaction.

Should I email her a picture of my penis? She was looking thick, solid, and tight.

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good post

idiot brother is trying to claim 'neoliberal' means something more than economics

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Going to start a cut lads

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god oasis were peng
what went wrong lads? britain is a shell of its former self

Alri abo?

I thought /brit/ was younique. My worldview has been shattered after the pommy cunt earlier this week and now this other (you) farmer. Just end me please

ownin' da neolibs

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who /sad/ today

deano

You have the same number of hair follices per square cm as gorrila, the hair is just finer. Brainlet
Hair is extremely adaptable. The length of time it took to "disappear" is realistic i.e. slowly over millions of years

>commenting on the attractiveness of a female colleague in the workplace

might as well at this point since you’ve already completely fucked it

if she goes to HR you’re done

pfm

plebs

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sitting in my parents house in a pair of pants and a t shirt because all my clothes are in the dryer

doing a depression

over a girl

and pet rock did MDMA last night

yeah..

>"we have the same amount of hair as other primates!!"
>no we don't
>"ugh let me change the goalposts.. good! god you... you, BRAINLET!!"
lol

wish i could be this cool

what

Strong and thick post with a twist, just like my cock

if uni lasts 3 years how come lisicki has been in uni from 2014-2018

leftypol discord conspiracy is one of the worst gimmiques i've ever witnessed

do you not see how those two might be correlated

i made post lad

it was pretty epic

yeah...

@87254335

You already posted this, you bender.

not lisicki but i started uni in 2014 and am still here because i had to repeat a year due to illness

Just braided this bird's hair in HR

pOST
fUCKING
mACHINES

Sorry if i was a bit too ambigious, or that youre too fucking braindead to grasp my meaning without me spelling it out. Dull English cunt

i mean the lefties all turned up from somewhere
probably /r/unitedkingdom instead of leftypol but the point still stands, there was a concentrated invasion from offsite

state

call my gay coworker a pozzed up bumboy and he doesn't do anything about it

slags
sligs
slugs
slegs

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haha keep squeaking runt

you've got the wrong jew

yeah

none of my friends or family have said anything to this effect but i see it as a personal point of shame

glad my gf isn't a slut and dresses much classier than these harlots

Thinking of touching a breast tonight
Maybe two or more

Anxiety is in overdrive

therapist informed me i have a shit personality and diagnosed me with avoidant personality disorder the other day

Thank you United Kingdom for OASIS.

>Transsexual Hispanic who has been in jail multiple times in trouble for being in a car which ran over a white homeless drug addict woman who has also been in jail multiple times

Ah yes, pure Americana

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The Birmingham post

virgin freak here to tell you that all women are sluts in 3... 2...

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same here

i fucking hate it

why does my brain have to do this

why can't i be a turbo normie ffs

kek
she feels uncomfortable around sheeds too
overall a good package gf

I made poo lads

It was pretty epic

yeah...

The new waifu

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>glad my gf isn't a slut and dresses much classier than these harlots

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Just wanked in a cup

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reminder that every single potential employer for the rest of your life is going to look at your transcript and write you off as a total runt not deserving of being in toilberg's compensation

foreign twerps

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phwoar

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quick we need yank semen . the foodbanks are running low . someone alert the ambassador

i know mate

don't rub it in...

please.....

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>all women are sluts

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I just got sacked for explaining to my coworkers why we need a white ethnostate like my favourite youtube stars

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would compensate toilberg with the end of a rifle and nothing less

not true
don't make the poor lad paranoid

leftypol discord

>be european
>get shot

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Sensory equipment should be on the road and infrastructure, not the vehicle. Inexcusable.

(S)he'll get off, the victim was at fault if you watch the footage

show me one that isn't

did the man shoot the other man in the supermarket????

extremely anti-semitic post, even calling for violence...fucking hell

if you were in this country you'd be arrested immediately for posting such hate

#freecountdankula

recruiter hasn't got back to me in 2 days now... I was perfect for that job... PERFEEEECCCTTTTTT AAHHHHHHHHH TOILBEEERRRGGGGG

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unironically how i feel rn

HELL YEAH I LOVE THE BEETLES! \M/

I just booked a few days in Carcassonne and that area over Easter weekend ffs, going to have to cancel it now

la atrocidad....

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mental how much of my life toilberg consumes

mad that you can get sent to the slammer for shitposting

need to take a stand against the anti-fun state the UK has become

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Going to write down a list of conversational topics to have tomorrow night
Going to make a list for each person I’m going out with

Carcassonne outside the medieval city is pure trash

Anti-toil is code for anti-white
Don't you want to work hard for the "ethnostate"?
t. Cohen Johnson (f. Schneiderburg)

put my CV in to extend my contract another year last week but everyone at work hates me because they can implicitly tell that I'm not a normoid drone and I reckon toilberg and associates will figure out a way to justify getting rid of me

That explains why the flights were £5

oh no....

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was going to say she's a big slut but I don't have the heart for it, she's too qt, you win

No way this is real.

incel freak