Be French

>be French
>go shopping at the supermarket
>get taken hostage by ISIS
>get shot

RELIGION OF PEACE'D

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>did the terrorists speak French?

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>Yuros laugh at Amerimutts
>this shit happens in their continent

>corpses literally flying in his city by air balloon

Brazilian ape, know your place, you cannot even bully African countries because you're too subhuman.

Ban Muslims. They're literally the only ones who do this in France and it would solve the problem 100%

The supermarket workers should have been armed.

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well, part and parcel and all this sort of shit, you see

We should have done the same with Corsicans back in the day then, would have been a good idea.

DId you know that France has T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T-S?

> a few terrorist attacks by so called ""muslims"" vs a mass shooting nearly every week to the point your scared to send your kids to school

hmm

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Why would you invite muslims in such a comfy area?

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>corpses literally flying in his city by air balloon

You got a link or something

Do you invite cockroaches? No, of course not. They invite themselves.

Parisians politics this this, they are scum.

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because it needed culture and diversity

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it's in the catalog

Carcassone is rightful Moorish clay though, they have some legitimacy to attack the area.

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t. Mohamed Barbosa

what are these ackbars even trying to accomplish?

Dubs confirm

General disarray

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Fulfil the prophecies of Fanon and Said.

President Macron of France just released a statement.

>"The terrorists are lucky I'm in Paris and not nearby right now. I would've stepped in myself and killed him without even needing a gun. All those policeman that got shot are cowards."

>Southern France
Not France sorry.

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>accomplish
They are very butthurt people. Pretty much Sup Forumstards on steroids with the balls to actually pull off attacks against whatever they are supposed to hate.

>had this happened in America, he would have just walked into a school to shoot children before being called a "very mentally ill person" by Trump
>had this happened in Russia, he would have just be gassed to death alongside 53 innocent passersby, Putin would have described the operation as a job well done
>had this happened in Mexico, the bodies would have been dissovled in acid while the cops would have been shot at by random drugdealers
>had this happened in the UK, the hostage taker would have claimed to be a Paki, get handed a free house before being elected as a tory MP
>had this happened in Brazil, no one would give a shit because huehues are subhumans

O capitain Mon capitain

well it doesn't seem to have worked for them so far, france remains stable afaik. I wonder when they will finally just give up and stop chimping. It feels like all they've accomplished is to desensitize europeans.

The French are great lovers of Muslims and Arab culture.

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There is no goal. Like I said before, they act out of sheer butthurt. It's almost exclusively losers that want to become warriors.

Centripetal force drop of the President
Strike
Terrorism

Had this happened in Israel, the terrorist would be killed by cops or soldiers and the French would whine about how inhumanely we treat Muslims.

lol

That's not true. Terrorism works.
Every act of terrorism is followed by a wave of conversion to Islam, starting with 9/11

>At least two people were killed Friday when a gunman claiming allegiance to ISIS yelled, “Vengeance for Syria!” and “Allahu Akbar!” as he opened fire in a supermarket in southwest France.

>The attacker gunned down the butcher in the Super U store in Trèbes, and took eight people hostage, The Sun of the UK reported.

>“He pulled out a gun and fired five times, wounding one officer,” said a source in Trèbes, near Carcassonne, who claimed to have seen the man carrying grenades, according to local reports.

>Trèbes Mayor Eric Menassi said seven hostages have been released, leaving the gunman alone in the store with another cop, the news outlet reported.

>Prime Minister Edouard Philippe described the situation south of Toulouse, which investigators are treating as terrorism, as “very serious.”


>Authorities in the Aude region are warning people to avoid the area around the supermarket.

>Police responded to two separate incidents, one at the supermarket in Trèbes and the second, a 15-minute drive away, in the town of Carcassonne where the officer was shot, according to The Local.

>The French newspaper Le Depeche du Midi reported that the gunman, about 30 years old, was armed with one or more grenades.

>A witness named Karim, 55, told France info radio: “I heard shots fired around 11:10 a.m. At that moment there were only a few gendarmes (military police) around but now there are between 200 to 300.”

>According to local reports, the officer who was shot in Carcassonne was part of a group of unarmed police based in Marseille who were jogging at the time.


>It was believed the attacker initially tried to run them over in a vehicle before opening fire, The Local reported.

>“They threw themselves to the floor but one of them was hit in the shoulder,” a source told France Info radio.

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Even if that might be true, the perpetrators themselves are too stupid to realize this. It's all social outcast that wants to make a name for themselves, enabled by the cancer that is Islam.
Take one of the two away and the problem is solved.

really now? who is converting to islam after terrorism?

>by so called """Muslims"""
t. Paki

He is right. You CANNOT be a terrorist and a Muslim at the same time. Literally impossible. Hurting people goes against everything Islam stands for (just ignore half the quran)

>Even if that might be true, the perpetrators themselves are too stupid to realize this.
Of course, but they don't exist in a vacuum, they are fostered by a context of support for violent Islamic action, and I think it would be naive to think those networks are not being pushed by Islamists propaganda agents.

>Trusting a "witness" named Karim

That is probably true. Also Muslims in general consider these attacks as a small time victory, though they won't say this out loud.

If guns and grenades are illegal, how did he get them??

u stupid

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well done once again France

The second you kill disbelievers as is promoted within the Quaran you automatically stop being a Muslim because asdfgh

and where was Trump to personally stop him?

>only two
Disappointing, even our highschoolers can get a higher kill count

You'll find plenty of sources and various explanations on the matter.
I think it's because Islam and imams get massive media exposure after every such incident. They get to show up on national TV to explain that Islam is wonderful and peaceful in order to calm people, but of course that is also proselitysm. it gets people curious, they start reading the Coran, and some of them convert.

Also there's the whole "us vs. them" climate it creates, where lukewarm arabs are pushed into Islam by the ambient animosity created by those attacks.

>Ban Muslims. They're literally the only ones who do this in France and it would solve the problem 100%

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>occasional mudslime attack
vs
>mass shooting nearly daily
both things are bad but you're in no position to laugh at us, burgers

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Well, if you take the Bataclan terrorists, they were not really "muslims" before their act. They were petty criminals, doing thief and shit, drinking booze, fucking whores. Then they radicalized on the internet, got frustrated, shared their hate of "western values". A bit like Sup Forumstards, but for terrorists.
In French suburbs a lot of "young people", especially maghrebi immigrants, hate France. I doubt they really give a shit about islam, but they share the hate of their country. So they will turn to religion because muslims in Middle-East are fighting against the West, even though they barely have anything in common.

Huh? What? I'm sorry, I don't speak shitskin.

Really makes you think. Even if islamists didnt kill people regularly I'd still be against islam just because of how divisive this shit has been, it ends up being yet another thing like race and political alighnment that groups us humans and makes us suspicious of eachother. Thats not good for society. I wonder what can be done to fix it.

t. Jason Ahmidenijad

>I wonder what can be done to fix it.
Re-emigration

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Islam hasn't been divisive - burgers killing literally hundreds of thousands of Muslims and propping up Muslim dictators since the end of the 20th century has created a piss easy recruitment narrative for Islamist groups who have been oppressed by Muslim dictators.

In the case of France, crimes were committed against Algerians in recent history - which is whitewashed from the educational system over there. Again, a strong narrative for radicalisation.

Islam and Christianity are almost identical.

J'espète que le GIGN va démonter ces déchets

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Operation gladio

Haha holy fuck

Okay Paki. You just keep believing that

>yuros make fun of americans for their love of guns
>some brown people show up
>yuros flood /k/ asking how to get guns

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>Islam been around for over 1000 years
>No problems with West for much of the 19th Century
>Oil accidentally all around the ME in 20th Century
>Suddenly enlightenment values no longer important to burgers
>Imperial-Capitalism with added Jew-loving
>Middle East destabilised, sectarian problems
>Blows-back into Western countries

Islam has been attacking Western Civilization for 1400 years now.

And Christianity isn't close to islam. Different cultures and attitudes.

>guys lets pretend the entire middle ages never happened

Have you ever heard of Crusades ? La Reconquista ?

>Islam been around for over 1000 years
>No problems with West for much of the 19th Century
WEW FUCKING HEW LAD

The Middle East was destabilized long before the US intervened there because Britian and France decided to make retarded borders and force groups that hated each other together solely so they could exploit resources without the consent of anyone living there. Our interventionism hasn’t helped things but we were just adding fuel to a huge bonfire that the eternal Nigel and Pierre started.

I know the average Sup Forums poster gets all historical facts from Sup Forums memes but this is pretty sad.

What expansion is this?

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>blacks
>yo cracka we wants dem reperationz for slavery
>whites
>dude that was 300 years ago get over it lmao

also whites
>MUH CRUSAAAAAAAAADESSSSSSSSSSSS

t. Alberto Barbosa

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>Let's hold medieval civilisation to contemporary standards

Lads if you want to look at the middle ages you'll find this is the rare era of history when Christians savages relative to Muslims.

Burgers funded Sunni extremists because they found Communism to be against Islam.

You also pissed off literally every Muslim on the planet by supporting Israel. You had 9/11 coming.

>There never was any issue with Islam
>Prove him wrong
>"Wow why do you care about previous issues with Islam lmao"

Are you implying the Crusades, Reconquista, etc... were problems with Islam?

>Lads if you want to look at the middle ages you'll find this is the rare era of history when Christians savages relative to Muslims.
Oh yeah sure
>Conquer half the known world
>Enslave millions
>"But dude Europeans had a medium sized conflict about a small region of Palestine, how barbaric"

again?

didn't this happen last year already?

Yes ?
Are you implying there would have been a reconquista without a conquista beforehand?
Are you implying the crusade wasn't a response to a call for help from Byzantium against Muslim invaders?

Britain CREATED ISRAEL you history-illiterate faggot.

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>by so-called “”muslims””
Go back to syria, Mohammed

Why are there so many attacks with guns in France? Everywhere else in Europe they have to use IEDs or trucks.

That one dude in Germany had a gun

the BASED chad french gendarme taking the place of the hostages
the weak american policeman fleeing the school shooter

Contrary to popular belief, there are a lot of firearms in France.
Mostly because of hunting, which is a very popular hobby in the countryside.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

Your civilization and culture is medeval in modern times

Okay Ahmed

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Don’t you guys need to own black powder weapons for 6 months or so before you can upgrade your license to even own something resembling a normal firearm? I highly doubt Muhammad here obtained it legally.

Europeans were killing each other during this period.

By the way here in the UK we have contemporary examples of Christian sectarian violence (read: Northern Ireland)

Many weapons from Yougoslavia have circulated through Europe after the war. Only UK has been more or less spared, because they are not in Schengen.

At least we get shot by our own.

The Sykes-Picot Agreement and the Balfour declaration destroyed the delicate structure of the Ottoman Empire and betrayed the Arab peoples. Now there is terror and territorial conflicts about. Now the European people are going to reap what they have sown one century ago.

Stop spouting fucking memes and read a book Nigel

no you need to own either
-a single shot rifle (possibly with scope)
-a shotgun (non-rifled barrel)
for a few months as well as a safe and some sort of hunting/sportive shooting licence
then you can buy more guns

My name is Nassim

>hurr we are terrorists because of fuckibg sykes picot agreement
please
literally "cilisiounistes"
those people have always lived an easy life in france and were never affected by what happened in the middle east in any way whatsoever

2 people versus the dozens in America