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glasses of wine edition

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Fuck everyone in this thread

women are too emotional and irrational to lead a country

just had a large mac and french-style chips

Dianne Abbot should become PM

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are you saying you want to fuck OP?

*farts*

Island Monkeys

thoughts on this particular image

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so
err
is this gay?

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america

if I did this glasses of wine photo thing I'd look the same in every pic

pointless

a cock in a bum an't make a baby

>killed by single punch

Ah yes, the perfect comeback. Someone needs to go back in time and tell Jonah

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mama

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is there any anglos left to kill?

>wine

honestly don't get this meme, every wine i've had has tasted like paint thinner and been a generally unpleasant, throat burning experiencec

>poltards think this person should have to use the womens bathroom
fucking retards

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why bother making a runty post like this

why not? he has woman parts

dunno why I saved this one at the time, she's pretty old looking

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thought alcohol was supposed to make girls prettier lol

sounds more like your drank vodka

I got abducted by ayylmaos while walking home from McDonald’s, had a large coke in my hand in a McDonald’s branded cup. The ayys took that shit from me and ran tests on the cup but not me.

think assault to a degree should be legal
some people (not me) just need to be battered to understand

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umm you're meant to drink it lmao, also i dont think alochol does make other people look better altho i guess being blurry could help but primarily it lowers your standards rather than making them look better

My grandparents are Irish so I can become I citizen, might just move there and sigh on coz dole is a lot more there.

It's the federal government framing you for some crime in the near future. Run.

hey /brit/, fuck off xx

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cute

these chicks are fucking lightweights
3 glasses doesnt even touch last nights hangover

just move to africa or middle east then mate you will fight right in when they batter you for being an absolute rimsniffer

wish i had an african american accent

yes yes thank you but the joke was that she was still a groid after 3 glasses

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I don't understand the brain grenade symbol.

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yeah definitely the qtest

that's all the ones I have, rest from the set were uggos

It’s literally fucking impossible to put on weight not even joking what the fuck I’m eating like a fucking pig and I’m LOOSING weight how on earth or people so fat

want to ask the cute uni girl out before the end of the semester but we're both flat out doing our final year projects so i don't even know if we'll be able to find time for a date fs

Maybe this big-brain event isn't for you, then

Why would you need drums in a church?

Dinner lads

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fat cunt

>sane humans think women should only use women's bathrooms
Yes?

imagine living in a country that invented the modern lingua franca but not being able to properly pronounce the 'th' sound

mind boggling

bit early for dinner mate

>i'm eating like a fucking pig
No you're not. Count your calories.

and a menorah

If I go specsavers for an eye test and tell them my vision goes blury after reading stuff on a screen will they give me glasses

imagine tossing a fair coin and knowing you're more likely to get cancer than correctly outcome the guess of the toss

really mutates the ol' DNA

t. 16 yo user

>I’m eating like a fucking pig
No you aren’t yu just think you are because you obviously don’t have a huge appetite.

could eat for England me mate

oi bruv wheres your joke licence

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same place your united ireland licence is

have had since November to do this coursework and i've basically done all of it today in 4 hours
deadline is at 4pm

it's actually not that hard, no idea why i didn't do it months ago

If you buy a lottery ticket on a Monday you are statistically more likely to die before the draw is made than to win it

...

They will create a prescription and try and sell you overpriced glasses if you need them, take the prescription and buy the glasses online instead

I’m 18 actually ya daft cunt

Remember when that fucking paki tried to pretend he was an Ulsterman? Absolute paki.

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Imagine the kind of person who takes pictures of themselves all day

>got hella drunk last night
>spent £25 on porn from Virgin Media

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proof that even if you convert a paki to leftism they are still going to be low IQ mongs

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fifty free minutes past the hour

Bought myself a box of fruit and fibre and ate it all over 2 days. I'm now reaping the rewards, I'm on my second shite of the day, both of which have almost filled the toilet bowl.

howling
how fucking dense are pakis

well obviously they’d be leftist

*imagines*

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Some vegan I used to go to school with, who failed to get into medicine 4 times, made a facebook post about how Bantu Africans have low calcium, low protein diets and don't get osteoporosis but inuits have high calcium, high protein diets and do get osteoporosis. She was blaming the osteoporosis in inuits on "protein pushing" the calcium out.

Wanted to correct her and say that it's because inuits don't get enough vitamin D (necessary for absorption of calcium) because the penetrance of UV light is too low up there and their traditional diet that was rich in vitamin D is far less common.

Didn't want to end up looking like a cunt though so I said nothing.

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screaming. literally a country full of double digit IQ morons.

speak for yourself

reminder that moderate muslims are the biggest brainlets and salafist extremists or former extremists are usually intelligent

>Didn't want to end up looking like a cunt though so I said nothing.

might have considered the same before you made that post

It's never a good idea to have a Facebook argument

i got into one once and ended up getting loads of likes because the other person was being a mong

It's just accents mate, got nothing to do with IQs.

dont care

don't like vegans

I didn't think it was gonna bother me, but I am fucking furious that Roughnecks never got it's conclusion

I'm bulletproof nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won't fall, I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium, I am titanium, I am titanium, I am titanium

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Sikhs are actually brotier

honestly hate people that dont hate pakis

Only southern mongs do that because they all talk like the favourite black grime artist now

never made a myspace account because I knew it wouldn't take off

never made a bebo account because I knew it wouldn't take off

never made a facebook account because I knew there would just be something else that came after it going off what happened to myspace / bebo

well now facebook is crumbling, an emaciated wasteland of data mining and political propaganda. who got the last laugh in the end?

(certainly not me because I have absolutely no pals and would have been infinitely better off if I had participated in social media)

You made the right choice. The only reason the Facebook algorithm showed you that post is because it had a higher chance of keeping your attention on the site by getting you in an argument

>accents

nah. being incapable of placing your tongue in between your teeth has nothing to do with accents.

small brain: measuring intellect using iq
large brain: measuring intellect using accent

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remind me to go in the shower at half one I can't be late

you're a low IQ bogan twat who fucks his sister

always kept my room clean personally

ok u got 11 and a half hours

mummy always cleaned by room for me desu