glasses of wine edition
/brit/
Fuck everyone in this thread
women are too emotional and irrational to lead a country
just had a large mac and french-style chips
Dianne Abbot should become PM
are you saying you want to fuck OP?
*farts*
Island Monkeys
thoughts on this particular image
so
err
is this gay?
america
if I did this glasses of wine photo thing I'd look the same in every pic
pointless
a cock in a bum an't make a baby
>killed by single punch
Ah yes, the perfect comeback. Someone needs to go back in time and tell Jonah
mama
is there any anglos left to kill?
>wine
honestly don't get this meme, every wine i've had has tasted like paint thinner and been a generally unpleasant, throat burning experiencec
>poltards think this person should have to use the womens bathroom
fucking retards
why bother making a runty post like this
why not? he has woman parts
dunno why I saved this one at the time, she's pretty old looking
thought alcohol was supposed to make girls prettier lol
sounds more like your drank vodka
I got abducted by ayylmaos while walking home from McDonald’s, had a large coke in my hand in a McDonald’s branded cup. The ayys took that shit from me and ran tests on the cup but not me.
think assault to a degree should be legal
some people (not me) just need to be battered to understand
umm you're meant to drink it lmao, also i dont think alochol does make other people look better altho i guess being blurry could help but primarily it lowers your standards rather than making them look better
My grandparents are Irish so I can become I citizen, might just move there and sigh on coz dole is a lot more there.
It's the federal government framing you for some crime in the near future. Run.
hey /brit/, fuck off xx
cute
these chicks are fucking lightweights
3 glasses doesnt even touch last nights hangover
just move to africa or middle east then mate you will fight right in when they batter you for being an absolute rimsniffer
wish i had an african american accent
yes yes thank you but the joke was that she was still a groid after 3 glasses
I don't understand the brain grenade symbol.
yeah definitely the qtest
that's all the ones I have, rest from the set were uggos
It’s literally fucking impossible to put on weight not even joking what the fuck I’m eating like a fucking pig and I’m LOOSING weight how on earth or people so fat
want to ask the cute uni girl out before the end of the semester but we're both flat out doing our final year projects so i don't even know if we'll be able to find time for a date fs
Maybe this big-brain event isn't for you, then
Why would you need drums in a church?
Dinner lads
fat cunt
>sane humans think women should only use women's bathrooms
Yes?
imagine living in a country that invented the modern lingua franca but not being able to properly pronounce the 'th' sound
mind boggling
bit early for dinner mate
>i'm eating like a fucking pig
No you're not. Count your calories.
and a menorah
If I go specsavers for an eye test and tell them my vision goes blury after reading stuff on a screen will they give me glasses
imagine tossing a fair coin and knowing you're more likely to get cancer than correctly outcome the guess of the toss
really mutates the ol' DNA
t. 16 yo user
>I’m eating like a fucking pig
No you aren’t yu just think you are because you obviously don’t have a huge appetite.
could eat for England me mate
oi bruv wheres your joke licence
same place your united ireland licence is
have had since November to do this coursework and i've basically done all of it today in 4 hours
deadline is at 4pm
it's actually not that hard, no idea why i didn't do it months ago
If you buy a lottery ticket on a Monday you are statistically more likely to die before the draw is made than to win it
...
They will create a prescription and try and sell you overpriced glasses if you need them, take the prescription and buy the glasses online instead
I’m 18 actually ya daft cunt
Remember when that fucking paki tried to pretend he was an Ulsterman? Absolute paki.
Imagine the kind of person who takes pictures of themselves all day
>got hella drunk last night
>spent £25 on porn from Virgin Media
proof that even if you convert a paki to leftism they are still going to be low IQ mongs
fifty free minutes past the hour
Bought myself a box of fruit and fibre and ate it all over 2 days. I'm now reaping the rewards, I'm on my second shite of the day, both of which have almost filled the toilet bowl.
howling
how fucking dense are pakis
well obviously they’d be leftist
*imagines*
Some vegan I used to go to school with, who failed to get into medicine 4 times, made a facebook post about how Bantu Africans have low calcium, low protein diets and don't get osteoporosis but inuits have high calcium, high protein diets and do get osteoporosis. She was blaming the osteoporosis in inuits on "protein pushing" the calcium out.
Wanted to correct her and say that it's because inuits don't get enough vitamin D (necessary for absorption of calcium) because the penetrance of UV light is too low up there and their traditional diet that was rich in vitamin D is far less common.
Didn't want to end up looking like a cunt though so I said nothing.
screaming. literally a country full of double digit IQ morons.
speak for yourself
reminder that moderate muslims are the biggest brainlets and salafist extremists or former extremists are usually intelligent
>Didn't want to end up looking like a cunt though so I said nothing.
might have considered the same before you made that post
It's never a good idea to have a Facebook argument
i got into one once and ended up getting loads of likes because the other person was being a mong
It's just accents mate, got nothing to do with IQs.
dont care
don't like vegans
I didn't think it was gonna bother me, but I am fucking furious that Roughnecks never got it's conclusion
I'm bulletproof nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won't fall, I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium, I am titanium, I am titanium, I am titanium
Sikhs are actually brotier
honestly hate people that dont hate pakis
Only southern mongs do that because they all talk like the favourite black grime artist now
never made a myspace account because I knew it wouldn't take off
never made a bebo account because I knew it wouldn't take off
never made a facebook account because I knew there would just be something else that came after it going off what happened to myspace / bebo
well now facebook is crumbling, an emaciated wasteland of data mining and political propaganda. who got the last laugh in the end?
(certainly not me because I have absolutely no pals and would have been infinitely better off if I had participated in social media)
You made the right choice. The only reason the Facebook algorithm showed you that post is because it had a higher chance of keeping your attention on the site by getting you in an argument
>accents
nah. being incapable of placing your tongue in between your teeth has nothing to do with accents.
small brain: measuring intellect using iq
large brain: measuring intellect using accent
remind me to go in the shower at half one I can't be late
you're a low IQ bogan twat who fucks his sister
always kept my room clean personally
ok u got 11 and a half hours
mummy always cleaned by room for me desu