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Sebastian Murphy
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Daniel King
first
Isaiah James
whats your longest snapchat streak lads?
Luis Bailey
the hour is nigh
Asher Bailey
foist
Hudson Jackson
>hanging yourself
how dumb do you have to be
christ
(nb: this post has multiple meanings)
Dominic Flores
off to toil
Kayden Morgan
he's the only Australian that didn't have plans tonight
Eli Brown
state
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Colton Ross
Justin Brooks
im a big brick shithouse but i really like being sexually dominated by women
Charles Jones
Sex ruins lives
Levi Gutierrez
280 days or so
Thomas Hughes
must be slightly annoying to be a woman, spend years training and still know that a fucking doughy, average, untrained man can easily take your best hits and could obliterate you if he so chose
Luke Diaz
anime
Jace Morales
what does it hurt
Ayden Gonzalez
no peng qts on tonights chase lads don't waste your time
Benjamin Butler
SCRAPION DOO DOO DOO
James Taylor
why did it end
Lucas Reed
ex is coming over tomorrow lads to drop some of the shit she took from me off
shagging is likely
Daniel Evans
Want the gf to cum in ME
Connor Nguyen
he's not the only one
Levi Lee
dont know what that is
John Ross
i tried and failed, very very painful and believe i have brain damamge from lack of oxygen to the brain.
Hunter Cruz
took a break from social media
Isaiah Smith
cut the bad things from your life
Eli Morris
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Carter Fisher
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jason Wilson
more details x
Christian Barnes
William Richardson
>took a break from social media
Isaiah Garcia
is melvin here?
Aaron Watson
me x
James Barnes
corr that's a nice pecker (bird and willy)
Kayden Gonzalez
Joseph Cox
if you fuck it up, yes
see with hanging you have to get it exactly right or else it doesn't kill you instantly
Isaac Russell
enjoy sex in the middle of the night the most, waking up next to a girl in a dazed horny state of mind and just getting in
Michael Rodriguez
>A Brazilian woman is using her unique facial birthmark to launch her modelling career after amassing thousands of followers online.
>Mariana Mendes, 24, was born with congenital melanocytic nevus, a type of birthmark that occurs in an estimated one percent of infants worldwide.
>Mariana's unmissable birthmark covers the centre of her face and, while many struggle to accept their birthmarks, Mariana has always fully embraced hers and encouraged others to do the same.
>Mariana's boyfriend, Lucas Dutra, has taken on the role of Instagram photographer to help launch her career, as well as assisting in the art design of her YouTube channel.
would bet my life savings she breaks up with her boyfriend in the next 2 years
Christian Butler
Elijah Bailey
reckon there's spyware or something on my computer but i don't really care enough to investigate further
also i'm schizo as fuck so it's likely just my paranoia hahaha x
Benjamin Price
good opinion
i like morning sex for the same reason, especially because the ol' morning wood means i dont need to "warm up" first
Camden Sanders
Jumper girl is alri
Nolan Cox
Crazy how in any other time period, this would be considered grotesque.
But now she can be a millionare model because of a birthmark
Henry Barnes
Lads I walked past a church during midday and I could hear some nice hymns
Is it ok to just walk in and sit down or do you have to do something
Jason Bailey
love fanny me I do
Brandon Phillips
reckon it's all in your head
clean up your desktop, jesus, don't you ever use folders?
Grayson Edwards
youtube.com
anyone gonna go soy Marvel's Avengers: Infinsoy War, brought to you be Walt Soyney?
Zachary Brooks
your kino boar, ned
Brayden Edwards
yup, quite enjoy the smell/taste of vagoo after it has done fermenting overnight
Benjamin Thompson
where are we watching the England game at lads? pub, your house?
Jaxson Reyes
Rolling a few dooberinos in preparation for the weekend lads haha WAHEY!
Austin Myers
you can go in and sit down
God loves everyone
Jaxon Williams
Nice tool on that bird
Lincoln Long
Joseph Murphy
>no tray
filthy, vile worm
John Ward
Cameron White
good lad here's mine
Joshua Smith
Good image
Nolan Scott
>germans smoke joints with tobacco as well
I knew weed-only was just a fucking yank thing fuck you yanks
no idea how anyone can smoke a fucking blunt
Liam Thomas
what if we join the commonwealth under drumpf?
Kayden Turner
although his reaction is comical and excessive I'm not going to make fun of someone for enjoying something harmless
I don't think I've enjoyed anything as much as he enjoyed that little trailer since I was about 3 years old
Isaiah Perry
heh
Julian Fisher
Did it in an abandonded military base so no one could find me, did it on a metal ladder heading to a roof but i was able to keep my feet on the floor at all times as all you need is suspension to actually do the job. my body thrashed and thrased as panic sests in from the carbon dioxide and after passing out i managed to wake up shortly after since my body thrashed and i fell to the floor. then went on a 3 day walk accross countryside while being tottally out of it and nearly froze to death and severe dehydration when the police eventually dound me.
Ayden Morgan
I was in London walking around. I heard music in All Souls at Langham. So I just went in and looked around. They were college aged, so same age, and just finishing up some event that was gonna be lasting another 3 days. They invited me back all 3 days, and I went too. Truth be told, I kind of wanted a shag, which is 70% why I went inside to begin with.
Robert Foster
brenny's son is a fucking unit
Michael Campbell
I think he's from the UK but all continentals mix weed with tobacco, it is only yanks that smoke it straight
Cooper Gray
>Washington DC isn't in Washington
really grinds my gears
Landon Myers
banter
Dominic Watson
>in work training today, everyone starts talking about sex
bruh... look at this dood...
>everyone starts saying how many sexual partners they've had, lowest is 6
wait til you see the - oh no no no
>"so user, how many girls have you dicked?"
OH NO NO OOOOAAHHOOOOOOO
>"er.... like one?"
>cute girl laughs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHA
HAHAHA
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Brandon Bell
don't be a bitchnigga
Sebastian Walker
>tabacco in joints
Bad gimmique
Samuel Mitchell
those kids all look really English to me
Oliver Howard
imagine being shorter than your bride
Xavier Hernandez
>bulletproof vests at the beach
land of the free indeed
Elijah Murphy
I'm 19 and have only shagged 2, think thats alright tbf
A lot of it is just a number's game. People shag munters for the numbers for e.g.
Ryder Ramirez
Have to feel bad for Nigel Addison (the guy who’s picture is used on Barry Stanton accounts) he spoke to local press recently on how it’s affected him.
Owen Martin
lads for my gfs first time smoking weed should i give her a pure weed joint (obviously much stronger) or a normal baccy mix (harsher on the throat)
urgently awaiting your reply x
Dominic Cooper
glad you're still alive x
Jaxon Foster
good lad
some it pure sometimes if I cba to get more baccy
its not really as nice
David Jones
he doesn't even really look that similar to that front-on selfie don't know how anyone knew it was him
Brayden Foster
>saying one
you should have just said you were a virgin mate
one is the "I'm a virgin but I'm insecure about it" answer
it's the "she goes to a different school and it was also on holiday and she doesn't have facebook" of answers
Logan Scott
unbelievably grim image
Grayson Davis
really regret not dying its painful knowing my families lives are also ruined from this and i just feel more suicidal.
>reasons to live??
Andrew Rogers
would love some weed, sick of drinking booze on fridays by myself
alas I have no friends and I can't be fucked with the dark web
Nathaniel Wilson
Accidentally wiped at the wrong time, my shincter was open so I reached too far in and rubbed directly against my piles
Stings like a motherfucker now
Matthew Anderson
She should smoke my dick instead lmao
Jason Hughes
thing is I was lying and am a pathetic virgin, and by my tone i'm 90% sure they all could tell
I know, my heart was pounding and that's all I could think to say
Dylan Cruz
In America, people used to think that smoking marijuana made women want to fuck black men.
Judging by the way things have turned out in the last 10 years, they might have been right
Ethan Lewis
>can't be fucked
just say you're a brainlet mate it's ok
Cooper Lopez
how are their lives ruined by it
Jose Stewart
didnt neead to read that mate fuck OFF
Grayson Morris
do they know you tried hanging yourself?
Angel Long
youtu.be
love a bit of Kmac me
Alexander Edwards
are you actually a gay man with a torn up bum? never had this issue and can't even visualise it
Daniel Carter
Injured Straight Friend
a film by
KindaStraight.com
Jack Perry
they constantly think im gunna do it again so they are always worried.
Asher Carter
christ
sincerely hope your life improves at some point lad, sorry to hear
Lucas Hughes
>terrorist attack happens
>western European flags rush to the defense of islam on Sup Forums
Asher Long
yes the police searched my house all my families houses all my friends houses had police helicopter looking for me etc so they assumed i was dead for 3 days.
Asher Adams
what's sadder is that the account is probably run by some limp-wristed lefty student