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first

whats your longest snapchat streak lads?

the hour is nigh

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foist

>hanging yourself

how dumb do you have to be
christ

(nb: this post has multiple meanings)

off to toil

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he's the only Australian that didn't have plans tonight

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im a big brick shithouse but i really like being sexually dominated by women

Sex ruins lives

280 days or so

must be slightly annoying to be a woman, spend years training and still know that a fucking doughy, average, untrained man can easily take your best hits and could obliterate you if he so chose

anime

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what does it hurt

no peng qts on tonights chase lads don't waste your time

SCRAPION DOO DOO DOO

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why did it end

ex is coming over tomorrow lads to drop some of the shit she took from me off
shagging is likely

Want the gf to cum in ME

he's not the only one

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dont know what that is

i tried and failed, very very painful and believe i have brain damamge from lack of oxygen to the brain.

took a break from social media

cut the bad things from your life

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

more details x

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>took a break from social media

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is melvin here?

me x

corr that's a nice pecker (bird and willy)

hey lads check out this video i just made

streamable.com/be1v4

out of ten?

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if you fuck it up, yes
see with hanging you have to get it exactly right or else it doesn't kill you instantly

enjoy sex in the middle of the night the most, waking up next to a girl in a dazed horny state of mind and just getting in

>A Brazilian woman is using her unique facial birthmark to launch her modelling career after amassing thousands of followers online.

>Mariana Mendes, 24, was born with congenital melanocytic nevus, a type of birthmark that occurs in an estimated one percent of infants worldwide.

>Mariana's unmissable birthmark covers the centre of her face and, while many struggle to accept their birthmarks, Mariana has always fully embraced hers and encouraged others to do the same.

>Mariana's boyfriend, Lucas Dutra, has taken on the role of Instagram photographer to help launch her career, as well as assisting in the art design of her YouTube channel.

would bet my life savings she breaks up with her boyfriend in the next 2 years

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reckon there's spyware or something on my computer but i don't really care enough to investigate further

also i'm schizo as fuck so it's likely just my paranoia hahaha x

good opinion
i like morning sex for the same reason, especially because the ol' morning wood means i dont need to "warm up" first

Jumper girl is alri

Crazy how in any other time period, this would be considered grotesque.

But now she can be a millionare model because of a birthmark

Lads I walked past a church during midday and I could hear some nice hymns

Is it ok to just walk in and sit down or do you have to do something

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love fanny me I do

reckon it's all in your head
clean up your desktop, jesus, don't you ever use folders?

youtube.com/watch?v=vwrmz2OQPZ8

anyone gonna go soy Marvel's Avengers: Infinsoy War, brought to you be Walt Soyney?

your kino boar, ned

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yup, quite enjoy the smell/taste of vagoo after it has done fermenting overnight

where are we watching the England game at lads? pub, your house?

Rolling a few dooberinos in preparation for the weekend lads haha WAHEY!

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you can go in and sit down

God loves everyone

Nice tool on that bird

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>no tray
filthy, vile worm

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good lad here's mine

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Good image

>germans smoke joints with tobacco as well

I knew weed-only was just a fucking yank thing fuck you yanks

no idea how anyone can smoke a fucking blunt

what if we join the commonwealth under drumpf?

although his reaction is comical and excessive I'm not going to make fun of someone for enjoying something harmless

I don't think I've enjoyed anything as much as he enjoyed that little trailer since I was about 3 years old

heh

Did it in an abandonded military base so no one could find me, did it on a metal ladder heading to a roof but i was able to keep my feet on the floor at all times as all you need is suspension to actually do the job. my body thrashed and thrased as panic sests in from the carbon dioxide and after passing out i managed to wake up shortly after since my body thrashed and i fell to the floor. then went on a 3 day walk accross countryside while being tottally out of it and nearly froze to death and severe dehydration when the police eventually dound me.

I was in London walking around. I heard music in All Souls at Langham. So I just went in and looked around. They were college aged, so same age, and just finishing up some event that was gonna be lasting another 3 days. They invited me back all 3 days, and I went too. Truth be told, I kind of wanted a shag, which is 70% why I went inside to begin with.

brenny's son is a fucking unit

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I think he's from the UK but all continentals mix weed with tobacco, it is only yanks that smoke it straight

>Washington DC isn't in Washington
really grinds my gears

banter

>in work training today, everyone starts talking about sex
bruh... look at this dood...
>everyone starts saying how many sexual partners they've had, lowest is 6
wait til you see the - oh no no no
>"so user, how many girls have you dicked?"
OH NO NO OOOOAAHHOOOOOOO
>"er.... like one?"
>cute girl laughs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHA
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don't be a bitchnigga

>tabacco in joints
Bad gimmique

those kids all look really English to me

imagine being shorter than your bride

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>bulletproof vests at the beach

land of the free indeed

I'm 19 and have only shagged 2, think thats alright tbf
A lot of it is just a number's game. People shag munters for the numbers for e.g.

Have to feel bad for Nigel Addison (the guy who’s picture is used on Barry Stanton accounts) he spoke to local press recently on how it’s affected him.

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lads for my gfs first time smoking weed should i give her a pure weed joint (obviously much stronger) or a normal baccy mix (harsher on the throat)

urgently awaiting your reply x

glad you're still alive x

good lad
some it pure sometimes if I cba to get more baccy
its not really as nice

he doesn't even really look that similar to that front-on selfie don't know how anyone knew it was him

>saying one

you should have just said you were a virgin mate

one is the "I'm a virgin but I'm insecure about it" answer

it's the "she goes to a different school and it was also on holiday and she doesn't have facebook" of answers

unbelievably grim image

really regret not dying its painful knowing my families lives are also ruined from this and i just feel more suicidal.

>reasons to live??

would love some weed, sick of drinking booze on fridays by myself

alas I have no friends and I can't be fucked with the dark web

Accidentally wiped at the wrong time, my shincter was open so I reached too far in and rubbed directly against my piles

Stings like a motherfucker now

She should smoke my dick instead lmao

thing is I was lying and am a pathetic virgin, and by my tone i'm 90% sure they all could tell
I know, my heart was pounding and that's all I could think to say

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In America, people used to think that smoking marijuana made women want to fuck black men.

Judging by the way things have turned out in the last 10 years, they might have been right

>can't be fucked

just say you're a brainlet mate it's ok

how are their lives ruined by it

didnt neead to read that mate fuck OFF

do they know you tried hanging yourself?

youtu.be/ARhqt38bMZA
love a bit of Kmac me

are you actually a gay man with a torn up bum? never had this issue and can't even visualise it

Injured Straight Friend
a film by
KindaStraight.com

they constantly think im gunna do it again so they are always worried.

christ
sincerely hope your life improves at some point lad, sorry to hear

>terrorist attack happens
>western European flags rush to the defense of islam on Sup Forums

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yes the police searched my house all my families houses all my friends houses had police helicopter looking for me etc so they assumed i was dead for 3 days.

what's sadder is that the account is probably run by some limp-wristed lefty student

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